Bruce has two weiners.
I am a Justin truther.
Cy
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If I made a school shooter video, I would include you in it.
- Cy
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I need to inflate my neck sausage to assert dominance
Gobs
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And steal his dick ants? Why would I do that?
Gobs
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I know of some cats that are pretty into nipples.
Cy
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Stop sending old Slorg!
Cy
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"It doesn't matter anymore I ate the face bits and we can prentend this never happened."
- Fro
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YOU GOTTA KEEP THE SWEAT IN THE HAT!
Gobs
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Wait, there's new zodiac goobly-gook? Created by who?"
"I don't know, tik-tok witches or something.
Sel, Fro
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get u a MILF who can obliterate a pogo stick.
Fro
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“I only loosely organize my farm. I like wild crap growing everywhere - makes me feel organic.”
-Cy
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Protip: Waifus are 10x better when they have the decency to at least be a lizard.
Gobs
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This nice little village has not even begun to feel my feathery wrath.
Gobs
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Infect me, I want to be a merman
Gobs
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“What’s the best fruit to get fucked by? Can’t be too mushy like a peeled banana.”
- Sel
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“Papaya confirmed for ideal fuck fruit.”
- Fro
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“Push an entire kiwi up your ass.”
- Gobs
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