outsideheadvjd

[outsideheadvjd]

If you’re ever having a breakdown, just remember the wise words of the lord himself

[outsideheadvjd]

Hey, reminder ! !

Not everyone has access to books to read about Hellenic polytheism, they might be banned in their country. Sometimes people’s only source of information and knowledge is the internet (Tumblr, TikTok, YouTube)

History (which is what most research on Hellenic Polytheism is under) is already such an inaccessible subject to learn about.

Authors use obnoxious and pretentious vocabulary that the average person doesn’t know. The wording is so confusing sometimes that you have to re-read the same sentence a few times. And I’m saying this as someone who reads history books regularly.

Even if everyone had access to the books, said books can be highly inaccessible to people with dyslexia or any other neurological disorder that affects their ability to read/comprehend information.

I don’t think it should be so frowned up to use the internet for research. Sometimes that’s all people have. And that’s okay.

People like to use platforms to help with research like Tumblr and TikTok because they get to talk to people who speak like people, even if they have books.

Even if everyone had access to the books, said books can be highly inaccessible to people.

I’m autistic, and I’m an incredible reader, my vocabulary is decent. But, due to my autism, my comprehension can be shit sometimes. History books can suck for me because I’ll read and read and read over and over and still not get what they’re saying. I love history books, but that can be inaccessible due to how they’re worded and written. This is the same problem a lot of people with neurological disorders and disabilities face.

Overall, I think this community needs to stop shaming people of the internet is one of there main sources for learning, sometimes that’s all they have for a multitude of reasons.

also if your argument against this is ‘well the internet can be inaccurate when it comes to history and all information!’ May I present to you: literally everything ever.

[outsideheadvjd]

Oi, vc tem alguma dica pra quem quer estudar sobre os deuses sem ter que ficar traduzindo texto?

Olá, estranho!

Infelizmente a maioria das fontes que temos hoje em dia são em inglês, principalmente aquelas que abordam a religião grega, não só os mitos. Mas o que eu sugiro é você acessar o site "helenos br". Nele você encontra o calendário do ano atual com os festivais/feriados de cada mês, os dias fixos, os festivais antigos e modernos etc, além de informações sobre os deuses, suas características, símbolos, domínios e a prática religiosa mesmo, como orações, libações etc. É um site totalmente brasileiro viu, vai sem medo.

Agora se você está interessado em um mergulho mais aprofundado sobre os deuses, eu digo que o site "theoi.com" é muito bom. Ele é em inglês (desculpa), mas vale a pena usar a ferramenta de tradução do navegador que você está usando. Lá você encontra os domínios, os mitos, os epítetos, a árvore genealógica dos deuses, suas imagens e como era seu culto em diversos locais da antiguidade. É para lá que eu vou sempre que eu quero consultar um mito, já que tem conteúdo de basicamente todo deus/titã/herói/espírito etc que você imaginar.

Também tem livros como Origens da Mitologia, da Anne Giesecke; O Livro de Ouro da Mitologia, do Thomas Bulfinch e o meu favorito: Os Mitos Gregos, de Robert Graves. Acredito que os três você acha de graça facilmente na Internet.

Bom, essas foram as minhas dicas de para onde eu vou quando quero estudar mais sobre a divindade que eu cultuo. Minha maior dica para você é ir sem medo, o negócio é errar e acertar, porque não somos perfeitos, então não se cobre tanto!

Se quiser saber de alguma coisa mais específica, pode me mandar outro ask ou então uma mensagem privada. Espero ter ajudado. 🙃

[outsideheadvjd]

Hello!

I don't really know how this works, but I thought it would be cool to have an intro post, so here we go:

You can just call me outsidehead :), my pronouns are he/him and I'm Brazilian!

I started following Hellenic Polytheism in April 2025 and I worship and pray to all the Olympian gods + Hades and Persephone, but I lean and find myself more towards Zeus and Dionysus.

There's not much to say about me or make a huge intropost, but here's some small relevant information:

— This blog was created purely out of my desire to find a place where I could express my doubts and my beginnings in religion.

— I've always been a huge fan of Greek mythology (as are most helpols out there), but I can't read a block of text in English without my brain completely melting.

— Big book nerd, especially for sagas that everyone considers bad (All For The Game, I'm looking at you).

— The acronym "vjd" in my user name is an abbreviation of the word "viajando", which means "traveling" in English.

And that's basically it 🙂 My ask questions are always available if anyone wants to know something, but remember that I'm no expert on anything! We live on a huge ball floating in space that depends on several other balls gravitating around it to survive, so I don't blame myself for not knowing everything, and neither should you.

(Don't even come near if you are transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, racist, pro-AI or simply not a decent human being. There is no place for you here!!)

(Since I'm relatively new to religion and I'm learning myself, changing with time, this post may be edited a few times in the future)

Intro in Portuguese below 👇

Introdução em português abaixo 👇

Olá!

Eu não sei bem como isso funciona, mas pensei que seria legal ter um post de introdução, então aqui vamos nós:

Pode me chamar de outsidehead :), meus pronomes são ele/dele e eu sou brasileiro!

Comecei a seguir o politeísmo helênico em abril de 2025 e adoro e rezo a todos os deuses do Olimpo + Hades e Perséfone, mas me inclino e me encontro mais voltado para Zeus e Dionísio.

Não tem muito o que dizer sobre mim ou fazer uma grande introdução, mas aqui vão algumas pequenas informações relevantes:

— Este blog foi criado puramente pelo meu desejo de encontrar um lugar onde eu pudesse expressar minhas dúvidas e meus começos na religião.

— Sempre fui um grande fã de mitologia grega (assim como a maioria das politeístas helênicos por aí), mas não consigo ler um bloco de texto em inglês sem que meu cérebro derreta completamente.

— A sigla "vjd" no meu nome de usuário é uma abreviação da palavra "viajando", que significa "travelling" em inglês.

E é basicamente isso 🙂 Minhas "asks" estão sempre disponíveis caso alguém queira saber alguma coisa, mas se lembre de que não sou especialista em nada! Vivemos em uma bola enorme flutuando no espaço que depende de várias outras bolas gravitando ao seu redor para sobreviver, então não me culpo por não saber tudo, e você também não deveria.

(Nem chegue perto se você for transfóbico, homofóbico, xenofóbico, racista, pró-IA ou simplesmente não for um ser humano decente. Não tem lugar para você aqui!!)

(Como sou relativamente novo na religião e estou aprendendo, mudando com o tempo, esse post pode ser editado algumas vezes no futuro)

[outsideheadvjd]

In need, I kneel as I pray to Zeus

Father of Gods, Justice bringer. Agathodaemon, The Good God — lend me your ear. Hear my voice and turn your face to me and do not ignore me.

Zeus Alexicacus, averter of evil, turn your attention to the ones whom are in perilous danger. You who Odysseus and his men invoke your protection when encountering the Cyclops, please lend your support to those in Palestine, Congo, and the States.

Zeus Philoxenon, lover of Strangers, protect those whom have no set household, those who have struggles maintaining a household, those who wish to be nomads. Protect those whom are coming in on small boats, who are risking their lives. Protect those whom are refugees from their homeland, and are living in a foreign country.

Mighty Zeus, thank you for hearing my prayer, and because I have paid respect, please allow my household to be prosperous. Thank you.

[outsideheadvjd]

I'm gonna hop on here and knock a few folks on the heads, hopefully.

Stop asking everyone around you to validate your practice. Don't let others dictate your practice.

Some account on Tumblr thinks your offerings are invalid? Fuck em. Last I checked we weren't into this to please other mortals.

See some scathing post in regards to your specific philosophies or deities? Seriously ask yourself why you care.

Shed that hesitation, and that constant nagging need for rules and structure. Get comfortable with standing alone in your own beliefs. Your path is supposed to be different. If you wanted a constructed belief system or a hivemind, go check out a brochure on catholicism.

[outsideheadvjd]

Personal Epithets for (some of) the Greek Gods

As a companion post to my 'Personal Kennings for the Norse Gods', I've also been coming up with personal epithets for some Hellenic deities too! This list is far from complete and doesn't include as many gods as I would like, but I might update it as I continue to work on this project. I hope you find it helpful regardless!

*Denotes a UPG epithet/kenning that I came up with myself, but doesn’t necessarily have a historical basis

Zeus: Of the Rain, Of the Thunderbolt/Lightning, Descending, Furious/Raging, Boisterous, Of Fair Winds, King/Chief/Ruler, Supreme God, Of the House, Counsellor, Giver of Signs, The Good God, Giver of Good, Of Wealth, Of Hospitality/Strangers, Defender of the Righteous*, Defender of Immigrants*, Of Friendship, Of Refuge, Punisher of the Wicked*, Turner of Pollution, Averter of Ills, Saviour, Deliverer from Suffering*, Of All People, Of Freedom, He who banished evil*, Of the golden crown*, Of the Throne*, He who sits on the throne of Olympus*, Lord/King of the Olympians*, Helper/Savior of all*, Protector*, Patron of Leaders*, King of Kings*, Eagle-eyed*, Crowned in Oak Leaves*, Of Gold and Riches*, The Just Ruler*, Deliverer of Justice*, Fatherly God*

Hera: Mother/Queen of Matrimony*, Queen of the Olympians*, She who sits on the throne of Olympus*, Goddess in Bridal Wear*, One who averts evil/curses, Ample-Bodied*, Daughter of Rich-haired Rhea, Beautifully Crowned, Lady of Authority, She of the Golden Throne*, Glorious, Noble, Queen of All, All-Powerful, Cow-eyed, Of the golden crown*, Most High*, Of Childbirth*, Protector of Mother/Infants*, Matron of the birthing bed*, Deliverer of Infants*, Avenger of wrongdoings*, Fearsome Queen*, Lady of Great Power*, Yoke of Marriage, Matron of Brides*, She who brings together unions*, Of the honeymoon*, She who guards the young*, Defender of Mothers*, She who punishes abusers/oathbreakers*

Demeter: Earth Mother*, Of the Earth, Of the First Shoots, She who sends forth gifts, Giver of Wealth, Bearer of Fruit, Great Goddess, Great Mother, Of all people, Bringer of Law, Of the Garden*, Of the Farm*, Of Fertile Soil*, Of a bountiful harvest*, Harvest Goddess*, Grain Goddess*, Goddess with the beautiful hair*, Mother of the fair spring*, Giver of Plenty*, Prosperous Goddess*, She who controls the bounty of earth*, Mighty Goddess*, Mother of Man/All*, Most Generous*, Of the Seeds*, She who gives life*, Goddess of Nourishment*, Nourishing Mother*

Athena: Victorious Lady/Goddess*, Defender, Grey-eyed, Virgin, Owl-eyed, Destroyer of Giants, Gorgon-crested, Matron of Heroes*, Goddess of Heroism*, Tamer of Horses, Of the Galloping Steed*, Savior, Industrious, The Avenger, Caretaker of Veterans*, Of the sharpened Sword*, Matron of Scholars*, Goddess of Academia*, Wakeful*, Ever-vigilant*, Protectress of Liberty*, Of the Law*, Deliverer of Justice*, Counsellor of Leaders*, Of the mind*, Of wise words*, Giver of news*, Shaper of Destinies*, Protector of Justice*, Of the golden helm*, Armed Goddess*, Adorned in armor*, Of good counsel*, Trusted Advisor* 

Apollo: Light of the Sun, Bright, Averter of Evil*, Bright-Eyed*, Foreseer, Born of a Wolf, Far-shooting, Slayer of the Wicked*, Deliverer of Justice*, Healing, Founder, He who aids the needy*, Of Foreigners, Prophetic, Slayer of Python, Bearer of Laurels, Leader of the Fates, Deliverer from Plague, Leader of the Muses*, Son of Leto*, Brother of Artemis*, Youthful*, Strong-armed*, Handsome*, Serpent Slayer*, Patron of Prophets/Oracles*, Father of Medicine*, Of the sick bed*, Who eases suffering*, Bringer of Joy*, Smiling*, He who punishes*, Patron of the Arts*, Giver of Talents*, Most Talented*, Generous*, He who brings news*, Comforter of the Weary*, Ever-young*

Artemis: Huntress, Savior, Matron of the birthing bed*, Deliverer of Infants*, She who soothes, Strong-voiced, Light-bringer, Nurse of Children, Daughter of Leto, Sister of Apollo*, Princess/Royal, Very Beautiful, Well-girdled, Youthful*, Guardian, Of the Beasts, Excellent, Queen of Beasts, Helper in childbirth, Friend of young girls, Leader of the dance/choir, Priestess, Of the golden reigns, Chaste, Virgin, Of the woodland*, Forest Guardian*, Deliverer from suffering*, Of swift death*, She who punishes*, Ever-young*, Wild Maiden*, Of the hunting dog/hound*, Deliverer of Justice*, Fast-tempered*, Protectress of Women/Youths*, Athletic*, Delight of women*, She with the chaste riders/followers*

Aphrodite: Heavenly, Warlike, Scheming*, Spying/Peeping, Black, Bridal, Of the marriage bed*, Of the honeymoon*, Of shapely form, Bringer of Victory, Of/From the Sea, Of the Harbor, Foam-born, Mother of Desire, Sweet-lipped*, Of Cyprus, Common to all people, Whispering, Of the beating heart*, Deceptive One, Bountiful, Postponer of old age, Armed, Of the fair voyage, Of the foreigner, Laughter-loving, Golden, Richly-crowned, Well-girdled, Giver of beauty*, Adorned with seashells*, Rose-like*, Blooming*, Captain of the Heart*, Of desire*, Passionate*, Delighting in pleasure*, Decadent*, Of good humor* 

Hephaestus: Workman, Of the Union*, Friend of workers*, Eternal, Fiery-eyed*, Smoky, Blazing, Burning, He with the crooked legs, Friend of the disabled*, Guardian of the disabled*, Gentle, Kind, Good Humored*, Soft-hearted*, Strong-handed, Of Smithcraft*, Skilled, Mighty, Club-footed, Of great strength, He who limps*, Blessed, All-consuming, Of the beautiful crafts*, Light-bringing, Well-loved*, Weary*, Rich in blessings, Fiery, Of the burning forge*, Artificer*, Creator of wonders*

Persephone: Daughter of Demeter, Wife of Hades, Dread, At the crossroads, She who has lovely hair*, Pure, Queen, Of the flowers*, Maiden, Torch-bearer, Mistress, She who knows, Daughter of mighty Zeus, Daughter swelling with fruits, Bright, Fruit-bearer, Noble, Trustworthy, Horned, Chthonic, Great Goddess, Blessed, Happy, Roaming, She who roams at night*, Strong, Queen of All, Almighty, Friend of the Seasons*, Beloved, Avenger of Injustice*, Queen of the Underworld, Revered, She who helps, Savioress, Blooming*, 

Hades: King of the Underworld, Husband of Persephone*, The Fair Judge*, Host of Many, Ruler of all*, He who welcomes all eventually*, Wealth-giver, The Unseen One, The Wealthy One, God of Good Counsel, He who carries away all, Leader of Men, Receiver of the Dead, The Infamous, The Gracious Host*, Of the Grave, Comfort of the Dead/Grieving*, Savior of the Dead, Giver of Eternal Peace*, Fatherly God*, Necromantic King*, The Universal King, Sovereign of Tartarus, Prince of the Dead, Of the Infernal Realms, Of the departed, Who calls man to the underworld, Chthonic, Of the Earth, Who Nourishes, The Consoler, The Unconquerable, Who gives and receives, Of Oaths, To whom all things return, Restorer of the Dead, Son of Kronos, He who compels*, Conductor of Souls*, The Grisly God, Ruthless King

Hekate: Destroyer, Mighty/Terrible One, Of the crossroads, Of the underworld, Chthonic, Three-formed/bodied, Of the wayside, Of Authority, Tender/Gentle, Night-wandering, Nurse of the Young, Leader of the Dogs, Of the Hounds*, Mother of the Church Grim/Black Dog*, Queen of those Below, Key-holding, The Lovely One, Light-bringer, Nocturnal, The Crowned Goddess*, Torch-bearer*, Goddess of transitions/change*, Instigator of Change* 

Hermes: Keeper of the Flocks, Of the marketplace, He who flies on winged feet*, Of the games, Translator/Interpreter, Son of Maia, Universal Guide*, Messenger of the Gods, Deceiver, Thief, Of Trickery*, Busy One, Giver of Joy, Giver of Good Things, Of Wealth-gifts*, Gracious, Luck-bringing, Ready-helper, Mighty, Athletic*, Strong-armed*, Fleet-footed*, Slayer of Oxen, Ram-bearer, Of wiles, The Wiley One*, Champion, Winner of Medals*, Slayer of Argos, Of Mount Cyllene, Immortal Guide, Of the golden wand*, Writer of Grimoires*, Trickster, Shepherd, Glad-hearted, Watchful, Keen-eyed*, Glorious, Famous, Of searchers, Of the Herms*, Of the Workplace*, Bringer of News*

Dionysus: Of Bacchic Frenzy, Boisterous, Noisy, Raging, Mad, Phallic, Of the gold-tipped horns*, The Horned One*, Androgynous, Of Liberation/Freedom, Bull Eater, Luxuriant, Of the grapevine, Of the flushed face*, Wine-dark, Ivy-bearing, The Tipsy God*, Loosener of Tongues*, Twice-born, The Good Spirit, Of Good Humor*

Hypnos: Of Sleep, Of Sweet Dreams*, The Poppy Prince*, Of the Poppy Fields*, Soft-eyed, Balm of the Soul*, Kindly Healer*, Healing*, Gentle-hearted*, Quiet-voiced*, Whispering*, Of warmth and comfort*, Son of Nyx*, Eternal Sleeper*, The Comforting God*, Of the soft blankets/pillows*, Of gentle kisses*, Owner of half our lifetimes*, Of the Insomniac*, Caretaker of All*, Bringer of Messages*

Nyx: Whose eyes are like stars*, All-mighty*, Ever-born, Dark Mother, Primordial Mother*, Black-girdled, Terror-bringing, Chaos-born, Black-winged, Great Bosomed, Kindly, Holy, Witnessing, Silent, Nurse of the Gods, Night-bringing, Of the black shawl*, Whose freckles are like stars*, Mother of Galaxies*, All-seeing*, Silent*, Caretaker of the Tormented*, Bringer of Comfort*, Of Mystery*, Starry-eyed*

Hestia: Of the counsel, Eternal, The Verdant, Rich in Blessings, Daughter of Richly-haired Rhea, Queen, Beloved, The First and the Last*, Receiver of Offerings*, Keeper of the Hearth*, Warm Goddess*, Soft-eyed*, Of platonic/familial love*, Maker of the Home*, Keeper of Families*, Of passed-down recipes*, Keeper of Generations*, Of the broom*, She who purifies*, Of the comforting fire*, Of the candle*

[outsideheadvjd]

Absolutely be political in your worship.

Aphrodite isn't called Pandemos (of All People) so you can sit around and let the big names capitalise love and serve it only to those who can afford to pay past the persecution. Hermes isn't called Oeopolus (Shepherd) so you can sit around and let a bunch of power-hungry wolves lead a flock of influencable sheep. Apollo isn't called Paean (Healer) so you can sit around while wealthy corporations serve healthcare only to those who can afford not to die. Athena isn't called Ambulia (Counsellor) so you can sit around while the people are being fed propaganda against each other to divert them from the real enemy at the top. Dionysus isn't called Eleuthereus (the Liberator) so you can sit around while freedom is only granted to those whose skins have the acceptable colour while the others die in chains. Zeus isn't called Xenios (of the Foreigners) so you can sit around while the borders are closed to those who need it and only open to those who can give back the money.

The Gods stand with the oppressed, and so should you.

[outsideheadvjd]

I see several people active in the religion talking about the gods they worship, and, although it is indeed very difficult or impossible for some to worship several/all gods (because, come on, there are many), it is important to highlight the importance of some gods that cannot be absent from your practice.

I've seen people say they don't worship Zeus, or that they don't honor Hestia as first and last, and this shocks me greatly because there are things you must do, even if it's difficult. Zeus, father of all, king of the gods, must be honored, praised, and have offerings made to him, just like his sister, Hestia, the first to be swallowed by Kronos and the last to come out. Other gods (with their specific household epithets) of the domestic sphere are Apollo, Hermes, Hecate, etc., and they simply cannot be excluded from your practice. The gods don't get angry or furious with you, but that obviously doesn't mean you should just do what you want, or worship only the deity you want to worship. Let it flow and don't put a huge burden on your shoulders, but be responsible.

[outsideheadvjd]

Getting Started with Tarot (the "Aese Way")

This post requires a disclaimer: These steps, suggestions, warnings, and bits of advice are based largely on personal experience. Tarot and other forms of divination are extremely diverse practices. Please do not take this post as a definitive work or point of authority. You should read widely, study your own cards, do the work of practicing with divination, and think about your wants and needs on your own before wholly subscribing to any method.

Okay, disclaimer done! Let's talk tarot.

When you're just getting into tarot for divination purposes, it's really daunting. 78 cards to memorize -- and then you have to memorize them upside-down? And then you have to figure out how they fit together when they're drawn. And then there's the task of making it make sense. There's a lot to learn and a lot of sources to draw from, often with different or conflicting advice.

I get questions from time to time about how to get started or how to get better, so here you are: my hat in the ring with ideas to get you started reading tarot.

I'm dividing this post up into sections that represent steps to dipping your toes into tarot reading. This is an extremely basic overview for total beginners.

Step 1: Picking a Deck

First things first, you gotta pick your tool. Digital decks or tarot apps are fine to use if you don't have the money for a physical deck, but I would suggest avoiding their generative AI features. You want to learn and think for yourself, not rely on a bot to do your thinking for you.

My suggestion is to choose a deck that you think you'd like to use. You're going to be looking at this thing a lot, so it's important that you're not forcing yourself to use a deck you dislike. The Rider-Waite-Smith deck is a classic; a lot of sites and posts you find online use it as the primary reference for their guides. For your first deck, I'd probably suggest going with something that isn't super abstract. I would also personally suggest getting a deck with full art on all cards, not what's called a pip deck (a deck where the Minor Arcana cards just have a representation of the suit, sort of like a deck of playing cards).

Basically, pick one that you like and that makes sense to you, art-wise. It doesn't have to be purchased for you unless that's a tradition you want to adhere to. It's not universal.

Step 2: Pull 'Em Out and Look at 'Em

What you're going to do is sit down in front of a flat surface with a notebook and writing implement (or your preferred writing program, or a loose piece of paper, or whatever). Pull the deck out of its box. The deck will probably come with a booklet, which is sometimes referred to as a "little white book" or "LWB." Give it a skim if you want, but otherwise, set the booklet aside.

Don't shuffle or mix the cards up yet. Flip them over and get a good look at the art. Just kind of admire them for a minute and get a basic gist of their style and themes.

Once you get to the end, do it again, this time slower. In your notebook, jot down the name of the card and your immediate thoughts. Observations about the card's art, the figures in it, features in the background, the way it makes you feel, that sort of thing. You're not doing analysis at this point, you're getting a first impression of the cards.

Once you get to the end, do it again, this time even slower. Now, analyze. Think about color theory: Why is the sky yellow, why is this figure's hair black, why are those flowers red? What could the symbolism mean? If there are actual symbols, what do they mean? Look them up if you need to or jot them down for future research. Consider where your eye is drawn on the art and why. What do you think the figures could represent? This is where you're analyzing the card's art. Really take your time here. Do it in several sessions if you have to.

You're attempting to guess the meaning of the card, yes, but you're also applying your personal experiences to the card in front of you. In doing this, you're already creating your own unique lens through which you will eventually divine from these cards.

It's extremely cool.

Okay, so now, you've got your upright card meanings… now, do all of these steps upside down. You can do this at the same time as the upright meanings or do it afterwards. Either is fine based on your preferences. I don't think it makes much of a difference.

After you've got your analysis all written out, now go look at the book. Compare your notes to the "official" meanings. If something is different, consider why that is. Did you misinterpret the art, or do you just have a different perspective? It's up to you whether you want to use the booklet's definitions or your own -- or blend them together into a beautiful combination.

I am strictly anti-memorization when it comes to tarot cards. I'm of the opinion that you get a more powerful understanding within a reading when you're interpreting the art in front of you with your own mind rather than someone else's definitions of what "should" be correct. Plus, using this method means you don't have to feel bad about forgetting the "official" meaning of a card. It gives more flexibility to the reader to interpret, which does have its downsides (twisting meanings to a desired outcome being the foremost issue).

Of course, this is entirely subjective. I've met diviners who do excellent work by reading directly from their decks' booklets, so your mileage may vary.

Additional reading: This excellent post by @windvexer answering a question about memorizing card meanings and an alternate method for learning them.

Step 3: Blending Multiple Cards' Meanings

Okay, so you've got your deck -- check. You've done your analysis of each card -- check.

Now, sit down with your deck and notes, and draw pairs or trios. Take note of their individual meanings. Consider what the cards have in common and how they oppose each other. How are they interacting?

If two cards have similar meanings, it could be a harmonious pairing that strengthens that particular meaning. And if that's the case, does that aspect of the cards overshadow everything else the cards could mean? Or are there additional meanings in the background?

On the other hand, if the cards are strong opposites, it suggests conflict between the two, or perhaps an imbalance between their aspects. Does one card seem to dominate over the other, or are they in a stalemate? For example, a Major Arcana card typically "feels" stronger than a Minor Arcana card, and it may overshadow the Minor's meaning; whereas two Major Arcana cards would typically be an "even match," so to speak.

A pair could match well in one way but conflict in another; it's important to think in layers, too. Consider the different ways the cards fit together -- your first impression probably isn't the only possibility.

Repeat this a handful of times until it starts feeling natural.

Step 4: Asking Questions

As it does start feeling natural, try sprinkling in questions. This is where you're going to start applying those card meanings to material situations.

Go for things you'll be able to answer in a short period of time or even immediately. I would strongly suggest writing down all of your tarot readings, including and especially the ones that end up being incorrect. Jot down the cards you drew, what their assigned meanings are, and how they could apply to the situation at hand. Make a prediction if you're feeling bold.

A personal favorite is drawing a couple cards before watching a movie -- avoid all spoilers and go in without prior knowledge, do a quick reading about how the story will develop or even end, and then enjoy the movie. Come back to the reading to see what you got right, what you got wrong, and what you may have misinterpreted with hindsight. Write down those thoughts, too; they're important.

Don't worry if the meanings of the cards shift or morph as you practice. That's normal!

If you find that your answers are routinely incorrect or that you're consistently misinterpreting cards, that's also normal when you're getting started. Consider this ask I answered awhile ago about being wrong in divination. I also wrote a post about troubleshooting divination that might come in handy, but the gist is to consider:

Are you anticipating a particular answer before you draw cards?: Personal feelings, hopes for a particular answer, and fears surrounding a situation can skew your reading results. This happens to even experienced diviners! Don't be discouraged about it. Take note of your biases before drawing the cards and then account for them in the reading -- and learn when to ask someone else for a reading if it turns out you're just too close to get an accurate answer.

Is the question you're asking phrased well? (For example, are you asking a yes/no question when an open-ended question would do better?): Learning how to phrase a question for divination is, in my opinion, just as important as learning card meanings. Some tools aren't suited for certain types of questions. And, remember, watch your phrasing when it comes to fishing for answers. You're likely to get the answer you're looking for, not the one that's truest.

Are you struggling to apply cards' assigned meanings to the situation at hand?: This is, I think, the hardest part to learn. Especially when a card doesn't seem to match the question at all! Part of the issue may be getting too specific or fishing for answers with your questions; be a little more general and see if it helps while you're practicing. If this is a consistent problem, I would suggest returning to your notes. Jot down categories of questions like "love," "career," "knowledge," "happiness," "barriers," and anything else that comes to mind. Write out how each card might apply in each category, and don't skip any -- especially the ones that don't "match."

Are you struggling to get into the "right headspace" for divination?: Try moving to a new location. Light some candles or incense if you like them. Set out a nice cloth. Have a cup of tea. Do a little incantation to set the mood. Sometimes, a little theatricality is all you need. Check in with yourself about your physical and emotional needs, too: Are you hungry, tired, thirsty, upset? Prep for divination by doing a little self care and see if it helps.

Step 5: Practice with Others

You've done some questions for yourself, divined about movies and TV shows, done a little troubleshooting, and you're feeling more confident about the card meanings! Now, take what you know and ask someone else if they'd let you practice on them.

This can be a really daunting thing. I mean, what if you're wrong?? What do you do then??? First of all, no one gets angry at a beginner for being off unless you're pretending to be all-knowing and perfectly accurate (don't do that). Second of all, if they do get angry, they're the asshole here, not you.

I would suggest reading for either people you know and trust or within a community of people who are also diviners/magical practitioners. Ideally both! Discord servers are really good for this sort of thing. Or, if you prefer, you can make a post on your social media/forum of choice asking for guinea pigs.

The key here is to be honest about being a beginner and wanting practice. Ask for feedback. Some folks require it, but that's a personal preference. Do them as publicly-posted asks or in DMs, whichever is most comfortable.

Set rules. Decide what kinds of questions you will and won't answer. Make your boundaries clear and then enforce them. Ideally, choose questions you've practiced with already or go for general readings, at least at first. Branch out as you get more comfortable.

When you ask for feedback, make sure your querents know they're allowed to say negative things about the reading. They should say whether something was wrong, didn't make sense, didn't apply, or could be improved somehow. Take praise with humility and critique with grace. It's part of getting better.

If you're not sure how to put a practice request out into the world, see what others are doing. Check out experienced diviners' posts offering readings. Heck, look at other beginners'. Read through their rules. See how they do their readings. Don't lift their style or their words wholesale, but it's okay to borrow aspects you find appealing or that you think would suit you. Be inspired.

Step 6: Keep Doing It

Tarot is like any other skill. To get good at it, you have to practice. You have to stretch your muscles. It's not enough to just think about it or wish you could be better at it. You have to pick up the cards and draw them.

Over time, you'll develop a style that's unique to you. You'll discover your strengths and how to leverage them to the best possible result. You'll learn your weaknesses and how to account for or improve them.

Remember that your style of divination doesn't have to look like anyone else's. Keep practicing, take notes, learn from your mistakes. And then, y'know, keep doing it.

Step X: Caveats

A list of caveats, disclaimers, and reminders, because there's nuance in them there hills:

You do not ever have to read for other people if you don't want to.

Anyone can learn tarot. You do not have to have a "gift" to learn how to read tarot cards or perform other divination.

On the other hand, some people will have an easier time learning tarot than others. It's the same as having an affinity for math or reading quickly without effort or having a naturally muscular physique. If you have a natural inclination for tarot, that's wonderful! Don't let it go to your head.

And on one more hand, there are some people who will never "master" tarot. For some folks, it just doesn't mesh. To them, I suggest trying different tools. If tarot doesn't work for whatever reason and you really want a divination tool, try runes, pendulums, scrying, playing cards, casting lots, bone throwing… There are tons of tools and methods out there. Tarot is popular, but it doesn't have to be for everyone.

Some folks read clearly for themselves and not others. Some folks read clearly for others but not themselves. You'll have to practice to see which you are.

My method is very thorough, meticulous, and most certainly not for everyone. You may find more success in memorizing the guidebook that came with your deck than interpreting the art without it. Do what works for you, etc., so on, so forth

The most required disclaimer to this entire thing is that I learned tarot with a spirit's assistance. I used a version of these steps while I was learning, but it was a very different experience. It was a deal that I made when I was ~19 years old and definitely didn't understand what I was getting into. Asking for help from spirits, especially ones you know already, is both enriching and convenient. Consider it as an option, just… y'know, maybe no pacts until you know what you're getting into. Or do what you want, I'm not your dad.

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Tips for baby Hellenists

Specifically, baby hellenists (or anyone else) who would like to worship Lady Athena, also known as Lady Athene!!!

Things to know about Lady Athena:

Her myths are man-made and are minor representations of her

She welcomes everyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, or ethnicity

She doesn't have 'beef' with any of the other gods

She doesn't get angered

(All of these things apply to all the other gods aswell!!)

What is Lady Athena the goddess of?

Wisdom

War

Strategy

Courage

Justice

Handicrafts

Hospitality

Healing

What are Lady Athena's epithets?

Alalkomenêis (Protectress)

Amboulia (Counselor)

Areia (Warlike)

Hygeia (Of Good Health)

Pronoia (Foresight)

Koryphasia (Of The Head)

Makhanitis (Contriever Of Plans)

Nikê (Victory)

Oxyderkês (Sharp-Sighted)

Paiônia (Healer)

Parthenos (Maiden)

Polias (Of The City)

Xenia (Of Hospitality)

What are Lady Athena's symbols?

Owls

Serpents

Olive trees

The Aegis

The Spear

The Helmet

Spindles

The Gorgoneion

Any White Flower (especially White Lilies)

What Crystals represent Lady Athena?

Lapis Lazuli

Amethyst

Clear Quartz

Amazonite

Lolite

Sapphire

WELL!! We're done with all the lists!! Now onto instructions on how to do certain things. Buckle up motherfuckers, I'm probably gonna swear alot (my apologies)!!

"How do I pray to Lady Athena?"

Start by adresing her, than state your prayer, and thank her for her time.

Example: "Oh, wise goddess Athena, *insert yo prayer here*, thank you, courageous goddess Athena, for your time."

*extremely sharp inhale*

PRAYERS ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BE FORMAL. IF FORMALITY IS NOT YOUR STYLE, THAN DON'T FUCKING BE FORMAL!!!!!!!

Non-formal Example because I'm sick and tired of people saying prayers required to be formal: "Lady Athena, *insert prayer here*, thank you for your time."

Prayers can be done in any language you want it to be in, there's no requirement.

Prayers do not need to be said aloud. Praying in your head can be helpful and necessary if you live in a household that is of a different religion.

"How do I offer something to Lady Athena?"

(List of things you can offer are at the bottom of the post)

Well, for a physical offering, wash your hands. That's basically a requirement.

Than, if you want to, veil your hair. This is not in any way or form a requirement and is purely optional.

After that, stand with your arms raised, and palms to the sky.

Than, speak your prayer aloud.

If it's a food offering, put it on a plate or bowl.

If it's a liquid offering, put it in a glass or container.

If it's an offering such as jewelry or another type of physical offering, set it on your altar.

Finally, sit in silence for a few minutes.

Speaking of altars, this brings us to our next subject.

"How do I create an altar to Lady Athena and what should I put on it?"

Altars are, first and foremost, optional. So are prayers and giving offerings.

Altars are completely personal and should feel right to YOU just as much as they should honor Lady Athena (or anyone other god).

Remember, this is the place you're going to be doing all your offerings and at-home prayers so you should like it, even though it's for Lady Athena (again, this goes for any other god aswell).

This is going to be split into two sections, one for the people who can worship freely and one for those who cannot due to living in a household that practices another religion (which I completely understand, I personally live in a christian household).

Out-Of-The-Closet Worshippers:

To make an altar to Lady Athena, find the space in which you want it to be (there's no size requirement).

Than, clean that space thoroughly because why the hell would you have a dirty altar.

Finally, put you're items on your altar (list of what you can put on your altar will be at the bottom of the post)

Closeted Worshippers:

First off, you can make a shoebox altar and hide the shoebox when you aren't using it.

Another option would be making an altoid tin altar and than putting it in your backpack or someone else where no one can find it.

Another option would be to put it in something that's out in the open but not obvious. Personally, my altar is in a jewelry box on my dresser which in by my bed. My mom just assumes it has jewelry in it and moves on.

Now that you have you're place of an altar figured out, clean that place because why the hell would you have a dirty altar.

Finally, put on your items it (list of things you can out on your altar will be at the bottom of the post).

Altars are also where you keep your offerings (if you make physical ones) so make sure you have space for those.

To all the Closeted Worshippers:

YOU. ARE. VALID. EVEN. TOUGH. YOU. CANT. FREELY. WORSHIP. LIKE. OTHERS. CAN.

Lady Athena understands your situation (so do the other gods)!!!!!

Also- DEVOTIONAL ACTS ARE LIFE SAVERS. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THAT. (list of devotional acts will be at the bottom of the post)

To all Worshippers out there:

Don't ever let the idea of you being cringy stop you from worshipping.

Non of the gods give a flying, spinning, twisting, turning, soaring, fuck if what you do is considered cringe.

They just care that you're worshipping them and care about them.

Things to offer to Lady Athena:

Water

Olive oil

Wine

Honey

Frankincense

Gold jewelry

Devotional jewelry

Prayer beads

Jewelry you made for her

Devotional acts

Things to put on your altar to Lady Athena:

Imagery of her (this includes statues and art of her)

If you can't print anything our or buy a stature, write her name in Ancient Greek and set it on your altar

Owls (imagery or physical items that are in the shape of an owl)

Serpents (imagery and physical items)

Olive trees (imagery and such)

Spears, Helmets, the Aegis (imagery or physical items)

Crystals

Flowers

Your homework/schoolwork

Your degree (if you graduated)

The Odyssey (and I personally keep The Iliad on my altar to her aswell)

Your current reads

Your favorite books

Your offerings to her

Anything that reminds you of her

White flowers (especially White Lilies)

Devotional Acts to Lady Athena:

Making a Playlist for her (I made one on Spotify if you wanna listen to that one; Here it is)

Learning your rights

Learning self defense

Your homework/schoolwork

Reading (if you don't know what to read, try reading The Odyssey)

Studying

Learning about old wars that happened

Sewing (or similar things like cross stich and crocheting)

Researching topics of interest

Crafts in general

Drawing her

Writing her poems

Reading her myths

Taking care of your hair

If you want more devotional acts, you can always look some up on Google or Tumblr

(Make sure you let her know you're doing these things for her by saying either aloud or in your mind, "Lady Athena I devote *insert devotional act* to you")

Random but helpful thing:

Listen to me, buy a goddamn notebook and keep it on your altar (or if you don't have an altar, keep it somewhere safe).

You wanna plan out when you give offerings or say prayers? WRITE IT DOWN.

You saw something that reminded you of Lady Athena? WRITE IT DOWN TO TELL HER.

Something happened today that you really wanna tell Lady Athena? WRITE IT DOWN.

You wanna thank Lady Athena for something she did for you? WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN.

If you're a closeted worshipper, you can always refer to her as 'diary' so no one gets suspicious.

I promise you this is really helpful and makes you feel so much better!!

Link to a list of subtle worship for Lady Athena:

Here it is

That's everything!!!

I hope this helps you on your journey of worshipping Lady Athena! Lady Athena loves you!!!!!!! Blessed be!!

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How to Create a Cozy Morning Routine with Your Gods

Because Tumblr really had the audacity.

I’m writing this because Tumblr — in all its chaotic, algorithmic glory — served me a sponsored post titled: “How I Create a Cozy Morning Routine with God.”

And look, no shade to those who find peace there. But my deities sip tea, not preach sermons. So here we are: a pagan’s guide to starting your day with divine connection, gentle witchcraft, and the kind of sacred stillness that doesn’t require Gregorian chants or three hours of breathwork.

This isn’t about performance. It’s not about what looks spiritual — it’s about what feels sacred. It’s your cozy routine. Your divine dialogue. Your little altar to alignment in a world that rarely gives us time to breathe.

Creating a sacred morning doesn’t have to look like a full-blown ritual with incense smoke curling over a mountain of offerings (though that’s always welcome). Sometimes, it’s just about starting your day with awareness, intention, and a quiet nod to the divine — in a way that fits your lifestyle, practice, and energy level.

This post is for witches, pagans, polytheists, spiritual wanderers — anyone who wants to turn their morning from “chaotic scroll-fest” to “divine soft launch.”

🌅 Why Mornings Matter

Mornings are liminal — thresholds between sleep and wake, dream and duty. They’re a time when the veil is still thin, your energy is untouched by other people’s chaos, and your spirit hasn’t yet been hijacked by email notifications or existential dread.

In many traditions, dawn is sacred. It’s when prayers are whispered, water is fetched, and offerings are made. Even the sun itself — Helios, Amaterasu, Ra — is a deity in many pantheons. Morning is divine by design.

So why not treat it that way?

☕ Ways to Invite the Sacred Into Your Morning

Whether you’re up with the sun or rolling out of bed at noon (no judgment — time is a construct), here are some gentle, flexible ways to weave magic into your mornings:

🧘‍♀️ Breathe Before Anything Else

Before your feet hit the ground, pause. One hand over your heart, the other on your belly. Breathe deep. Call your name back to yourself. Say good morning to your gods, spirits, or self. Yes, this counts as a ritual.

🌞 Greet the Sun (or the Sky, or the Rain)

If you can, step outside. Let the light (or clouds or wind) touch your face. Offer a short prayer to the spirits of the day. If you're inside, open a window or simply face the direction of the sun. It’s about connection, not perfection.

🕯️ Light Something With Intention

A candle. A stick of incense. A stove burner. Fire is sacred — use it to anchor your day. Say something like: “As I light this flame, I welcome clarity, protection, and peace.” Simple. Effective. Witchy.

🍵 Sip With the Spirits

Make your tea or coffee slowly, like a spell. Stir clockwise with intention. Offer the first sip to your ancestors. Let each cup become a communion. If you're out of time, even just holding the warm mug and whispering a thank you to your guides will do.

📿 Pull a Card or Rune

Draw a daily tarot card, rune, or omen. Let it guide your focus. Ask, “What do I need to know today?” Write it down. Reflect later. It’s not about divining the future — it’s about tuning into the present.

✨ Offer Something (Even Just Your Time)

Offerings aren’t always food or wine. You can offer your breath, your first moment of stillness, your morning walk, or even a song. The gods and spirits often care more about your presence than your possessions.

💡 Remember: Your Routine Is Yours

You don’t need every crystal laid out in order. You don’t need to know five chants in perfect Latin. You don’t even need to be fully awake.

What you do need is intentionality — that quiet, reverent moment where you decide: “Today, I move with purpose. I speak to my gods. I show up to my magic.”

Make it five minutes or fifty. Make it daily or just when you feel off-kilter. The magic is in the showing up.

🕯️ Final Thoughts

Mornings don’t have to be chaotic. They can be holy.

They can be when you check in with your spirit guides. When you talk to your ancestors over coffee. When you remind yourself that before the world gets its hands on you, you belong to yourself and your path.

And no matter what Tumblr says, your cozy spiritual life doesn’t need to look like a Pinterest board from Bible camp.

It can look like ash-smudged teacups. Like mismatched socks and sleepy chants. Like whispered prayers before brushing your teeth. Like giving thanks to the sun while feeding your cat.

It can look like you — exactly as you are.

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Hello everyone.

I think a lot of you just want to be Christian.

I'm not talking cultural Christianity or internalized beliefs. I'm talking about wanting helpol to be a pjo au Christianity.

I had to leave so many tumblr helpol communities because this formula kept happening:

1. OP believes a god (or multiple) is omnipresent

2. That said god/gods is extremely pissed off at them for something minor.

3. That there is some intricate ritual that OP can do to make the god/gods forgive them.

4. "Omg we should have temples where we spend 90 minutes to two hours worshipping the same god and we talk about the mythology."

5. "Why can't I feel the god(s) presence all the time?" (See 1)

None of the above are in helpol. All of these things will be in Christianity. If you want these things, be Christian.

I feel like the whole "You just want to be special." Take is a cop out, but I think the desire comes from wanting to be so special that a god who has been dormant for 1500 years will awaken to watch you like a hawk. Even if it's out of hate.

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Take: My practices became much more natural and genuine when I finally relaxed a bit and decided not to follow what everyone else was doing. I'm not telling you not to study, learn, or research the right way to do things, but rather advising you to be yourself. Speak your own words, dedicate your own actions, say your own prayers, and keep your own practice. As long as you are not disrespecting the gods or acting impulsively (disrespecting Xenia etc etc), there is no harm in it. I believe that, unfortunately, some people are always monitoring the way others worship, which is very exhausting and unbearable. Don't be afraid if you forgot one of the million steps that other people do in their prayers, don't be sad if you don't have money to buy incense or candles. Be yourself. (with common sense, obviously, don't think that I'm telling you to do anything and that's fine. Respect, guys)

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Books for Hellenic polytheists! 📚

For an easy overview of ancient Greek religion, read Jon D. Mikalson’s Ancient Greek Religion and Ancient Greek Cults: A Guide by Jennifer Larson.

For a complete overview of the key concepts of ancient Greek religion, read The Oxford Handbook of Ancient Greek Religion and A Companion to Greek Religion.