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lets get sorted with ma- wait. where is mama
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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous
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Pausing a moment from swimming around its shallow coastal habitat to speak with reporters, a 14-month-old Atlantic tarpon admitted Tuesday that it was currently at a “pretty good place in [its] life” and “couldn’t be happier.” “I feel good. I’ve got my health, I’ve reached full maturity, the autumnal migration went great—I really can’t complain,” said the 5-foot Megalops atlanticus, stating that it had everything a pelagic fish could ask for, from abundant sources of crab and grass-shrimp to zero predators in its visual field.
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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch
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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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when you don't like the heel piece on bread loaves but live with somebody who really does
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This photograph was taken as King tried to explain to his daughter Yolanda why she could not go to Funtown, a whites-only amusement park in Atlanta. King claims to have been tongue-tied when speaking to her. “One of the most painful experiences I have ever faced was to see her tears when I told her Funtown was closed to colored children, for I realized the first dark cloud of inferiority had floated into her little mental sky.”
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Battle of Mactan by Manuel Pañares
Filipino warrior Lapu-Lapu kills Spanish conquistador Magellan
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YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN FISH PILE UP TOGETHER. WHO'S WITH ME?
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Flight of the mini-mantas! These little devils are mobulas, which are cousins of the more famous manta ray. They are known to migrate together in enormous schools of hundreds or even tens of thousands of individuals (especially off of Baja California Sur), and have no spines like a stingray. As such they are completely harmless, and beautiful to watch underwater.
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A beaver dam in British Columbia showing its ability to hold back sediment pollution during heavy rainfall.
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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