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comic thingy

thumbnails + dialogue by @skelunker

cleanup + inking by @brawcolie

coloring by me

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I’m part of the worst server ever /j

This isn’t even the half of it. Im Monty and Springtrap <3

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Regarding Mario.

 I can’t believe that in this day and age, we still have monsters visible to the public eye. For years I thought that this was going to get addressed at some point, but it seems that I will have to do it myself. If you have a weak stomach, please do not continue further.

CW: M*rder, k*dnapping, the f slur, Y*shi.

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Over the past several years, Nintendo has been pushing their little plumber onto the media in an attempt to get him popular. And unfortunately, it worked. Almost everybody knows who Mario is. Your mom, your dad, even your step grandma. People are even being named after him.

But not many people know about the disgusting atrocities that he’s committed. He’s a menace to society and humanity as a whole.

First off, he’s a fucking liar. This so called “plumber” hasn’t fixed a single toilet in his entire existence. There are a couple of pipes in the games that you can enter, but they all seem to be regularly cleaned by Bowser. You sure as hell never see Mario with a wrench or any other tools.

I remember calling the company he worked for once, which was the first and last time.

My bathroom sink’s pipes had frozen, as it was wintertime. I’m not really an expert when it comes to fixing things like that, so I remember calling the company to ask them to send Mario to help. My memory’s a bit fuzzy, but I remember hearing the employee get into some sort of... altercation with someone on the other end of the line. Then, I heard a different voice with the hint of an Italian accent. It was Mario.

I heard him laugh at me, and then he asked me what I wanted very rudely. I told him about my sink, and he just laughed again. He then asked me a bunch of personal information, and I started getting uncomfortable so I tried to hang up. But then he said, and I quote,” Don’t try and hang up on me, you little faggot. I know what you’re up to, and I’m here to fucking shut it down. Go back to your own country, skank.” Then the call ended.

I’ve heard other stories from anonymous sources about Mario’s mistreatment of his customers, but I had never experienced it first hand. It’s safe to say that I never called back again, and instead I got a REAL plumber to help me.

I wish that was the end, but unfortunately, it only gets worse.

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Everyone knows how... problematic Yoshi has acted over the years. It’s not a new thing, it never has been. 

Well, it’s recently come to light that Mario is actually FRIENDS with him. He knows what the dino has done, but he doesn’t care. Dare I say, he encourages most of Yoshi’s behavior, especially the slurs.

There was a video leaked a couple years ago where Yoshi and Mario were dismembering a poor toad for entertainment value, but since then nobody has really talked about it. It’s almost like it was covered up by Nintendo, for whatever reason. That being to keep their precious little “plumber” from backlash.

Anyone who condones Yoshi’s actions, much less interacts with him, is on the same level as him.

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What you are seeing right now is a picture of Mario getting pulled over for multiple charges of first degree murder and a singular charge of public indecency. He tried to get away by pretending to be in the middle of a game of Mario Kart, but he was still caught and brought in to the station.

It was later found out that he was also driving under the influence of multiple gallons of alcohol. He also hit a lawn gnome on the way, which devastated a now grieving suburban family. 

What’s interesting is that nobody has heard of this incident. Not on the news, not on youtube, and surely not talked about by Nintendo at all. I’ve asked around, but nobody knows about it. Mario himself is still walking the streets freely, only getting a slap on the wrist for everything he’s done.

He can’t get away with taking so many innocent lives.

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Mario will never be able to atone for all of the tragedy that he’s committed in his lifetime. As this post is being written, he’s still a free man. Twitter hasn’t gotten to him yet, so unfortunately he hasn’t been cancelled. He’s still hailed as a hero to this day.

This is to spread awareness, please boycott any Mario products. All of the money goes towards him and him only. Don’t fill up his pockets with your money when he finds coins floating in the air anyways. It’s not worth it to support such a lowly, horrendous man.

Mario’s story is a cautionary tale of a man that once started out as a plumber (if he ever was one in the first place) slowly turning into a scumbag by the power of greed.

 Be careful who you treat as a hero.

Goodbye.

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Just another valentine's day piece 💖💝

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Security breach

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This dude is slowly taking over all my doodles

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that bobadin anon made me think about the power trio.

[Image ID: Din Djarin, Boba Fett, and Fennec Shand stare challenging at the viewer. Din sits on Boba’s lap, while Boba gamely holds him in place. Fennec leans on a palm and lifts her chin defiantly half-behind those two. The first image is in black and white, the second one shows the trio in color and perched on an elongated Hutt throne against a mustard-yellow and pink background. End Image ID]

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trick-or-treaters (:

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Huh, I wonder why ..

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Them

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They're an avid listener

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True gamers

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I went to a fast food place with some of my friends but after ordering the servers took me to a fighting arena where I had to fight their mascot for the right to eat