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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat
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i do believe in the inherent goodness of humanity but also some people should die
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why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
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It doesn't matter if American Christians in power are "doing it wrong" or if actually, Jesus said things that contradict their proclaimed values. What matters is that religious groups should not be in a position to legislate their religious beliefs such that it applies to people not beholden to that religion.
In other words, the argument that "Jesus would hate White Christian Nationalism because the Bible shows he was a radical etc etc" doesn't matter because you are meeting them on their terms. If the Bible did say that Jesus hated abortion/poor people/socialism, it still would not be acceptable for Christians to legislate on that basis.
And yet cultural Christianity has brought us to a point where we'd rather pin the problem on a new subset of Christianity whose issue is that they're misinterpreting original doctrine. Y'all have been saying, “Well, they're not Real Christians” for centuries. This is not a problem of a new sect's formation. This is an issue of separation of church & state. In political/legal contexts, it should not matter what the Bible says or doesn't say, or how anyone interprets it, because the Bible has no place in a courtroom. It's literally that simple.
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Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut
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thinking about touchdown jesus and his post-lightning strike skeleton again
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I hate that trollface character he is always up to no good
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At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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I know American Psycho has a lot of exaggeration and satire to it but the one detail in it that’s absolutely completely true to life is how Patrick Bateman’s job does not appear to actually entail anything you can define as real work. There are millions of guys like him in America, probably more now than there were when that movie got made, whose job is to just kind of hold a position of power in a huge company without really doing anything that requires any skill or labor.
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grug no want be called pretty grug want be shown grug pretty..... grug want be loved so hard it remove all doubt
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glassblowing rules because it's like one of the single most hardcore and impressive processes in the entire art world yet almost everything you make with it looks lame as hell. it's essentially a form of smithing that only produces neglected gift shop tchotchkes.
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