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In the kitchen there weren't any clean bowls, and I really wanted Doritos. Currently I'm sick so I'm not allowed to just eat from the bag. I decided to get off my lazy ass and clean a bowl. I then poured the chips. I was having a grand time, me and my chips. The supply was cutting short, there were very few left. I took one of the remaining chips. I bit into the chip. To my disappointment, the chip...
THE CHIP WAS SOGGY.
MY CRISPS ARE NOT CRISPY.
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If you have a business account on Instagram, you can check statistics of your followers such as average gender, average. age, etc. With this feature you can also look at your followers activity. Using this information you can figure out what times may be best to post.
Best time to post on Instagram?
Does anyone know any good apps/websites that tells you when the best time to post is? I’ve read articles but I want the best time for my account.
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Me and my boyfriend, Juan, were video chatting. I had my camera off.
Juan: Let me see youuu
Me: But I look like trashhh
Juan: You're my trashhh
Me: . . .
Juan: I miss my trashhh :<
#weirdflexbutok#thought you were gonna boost up my confidence#anticlimactic#honestly i feel more bad for you#pick up lines who???
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