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Reminder that no matter how horny you think the Warframe fanbase is, the devs are always hornier.
#Warframe#Rebecca Ford#God Bless em#Telling LIGER of all people he needs to take the pants off that man
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Still Oberon main but got lots of helpful before during steel path as Kullervo
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Why is he like this, why is he such a freak, who gave him the right to act like this
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Also some news about new cosmetics! We showed off Kullervo Apostate (including in-game, if you watch the Devstream!), plus not one but TWO new Heirloom skins:

Valkyr Heirloom and Vauban Heirloom!
Valkyr Heirloom is a Community design by Pertti, while Vauban Heirloom is a communit design by Lua_Luminary!
Valkyr Heirloom will be coming on July 21st, just after TennoCon!
Also to really make Valkyr Heirloom shine, here's a video from Pablo outlining the **Valkyr Rework**!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgJuKcu14g
Check out the Dev Workshop here: https://forums.warframe.com/topic/1453670-dev-workshop-isleweaver-valkyr-rework/
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I feel like not enough people outside of the Warhammer fandom know about the Sassy Nurgling

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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.
You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.
Hop on Warframe, we have:
Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion
12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist
your trans robot mom who has DID
old man yaoi
a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug
an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god
a fish voiced by Astarion
workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists
incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)
a boyband that you have to slay for weapons
and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love
And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.
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I finally got this line and the screenshots I've seen simply do not do justice to Arthur's deadpan delivery xd
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@nitewrighter
Warframe added Bowie and they gave them the flamethrower guitar from Fury Road as a weapon.
The 4 new protoframes!
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nobody does it like warframe players
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"Star Days are all about the things that keep these planets spinning. Love, Stardust. Love in all its forms. The love of a planet for a stranger who turned their fortunes around. That would be you, Stardust. Give love away, and it multiplies. We rarely know what we mean to others. Ticker means to change that."
"We've got two families: biological and logical. Roky taught me that one. Star Day is for both those families… and anyone else besides."
"Love isn't just for lovers, Stardust. It's for friends, family, your bestest Kavat. Love is an act of forgiveness, a tender look, a silent understanding. Today is about all of us and knowing that we have more binding us together than. Pushing. Us. Apart."
This game really knows how to hit me right in the heart.
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The Orokin have got to be THE most pompous and insufferable predecessors i know from any piece of media. Every new lore drop about them is "The Executors enjoyed a daily bath in the blood of children (no older than 3yo) taken from their slave's family and if one of the parents so much as shed a single tear they would be given the death penalty by the Ultra Mega Death Laser and their consciousness would be put on a shitty dog (not even a good dog)".
Their entire empire was a pile of bombs they built simply because they were absolute assholes. They're such fucking idiots that the intelligent garden tools they sent to terraform another solar system so they could colonize it too grew sentience and could clearly see they were fucking assholes so they launched an entire war against them. And then they tried sending a ship there and possibly fucked up the integrity of reality and time beyond repair. And then they made biological weapons to fight the garden tools but they couldn't control them either needing the few children that survived the aforementioned ship voyage to tame them bc BY PURE CHANCE they could do that. And then everybody got tired of their shit and killed them nasty during a system wide rebellion AND STILL one of their biggest assholes, possibly the biggest, managed to survived and managed to start ANOTHER FUCKING MASSIVE WAR and almost ate the entire solar system to fuel a portal to another system for himself only bc that's how special he thought he was.
By proxy or directly basically everything bad that has ever happened in reality has been because the Orokin are so goddamn self righteous they just make irresponsible and vainglorious decisions with catastrophic consequences and believe they will survive them bc they are gods incarnated. They're assholes to a magnitude i can barely put into words.
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her prehensile ten foot spiked tongue and canonical mommy kink have captivated me
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The genius fish who sent me back in time to save the galaxy from the man in the wall watching me do nothing but get my back blown out by the hot psych lady 24/07:

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this has been said before and i def dont mean it in a mean way but it’s really funny how theyve had to narrow down warframe designs and themes now that theres over fifty of them. early on they were like. this is sword guy. this is fire girl. this is ice guy. now theyre like this is brutalist nuclear reactor guy. this is shrine maiden gambler doll girl. this is sailor mercury with a hoverboard fish
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