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[overlordbill]

"KARAO-"

"My birthday! Belated birthday. Bill was off doing god knows what during the actual event" Hench yoinks the drink from Steve but another one appears in the kids hand- FOOT? "Don't drink that.."

"FORD'S BEING A BUZZ KILL! Oh!" Overlord hands hench a.. blood splattered board with torn up moth wings spelling out happy birthday "I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU THIS!"

Hench looks horrified by this "Bill, I hope this did not come from my collection! Or- is that from a Galium Sphinx Moth!? Bill! You destroyed- I needed that one"

"Yeah that's why I used it" overlord pushes the glass up "DRINK UP KIDDO!"

"STEVE HAVE A MARGARITA! WE'RE CELEBRATING"

@overlordbill

Oh okay! *Steve takes the margarita* whet are we celebreting?

[overlordbill]

"MY WIFE DOESN'T LOVE ME"

"I'm not your wife."

"MY HUSBAND DOESN'T LOVE ME"

"I'm not your husband"

"MY SPOUSE DOESN'T LOVE ME!"

"I'm not your spouse either."

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR PRONOUNS THEN SIXER!?"

"We're not married"

"I FEEL LIKE SPOUSE WORKS WITH THOSE"

"I'm going to bed"

"I'LL JOIN YOU!"

Hench sighs dramatically

[overlordbill]

Overlord laughs at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? CAN'T YOU FLOAT? GET OFF THE GROUND!" Overlord circles around him as he gets back up "THEY REALLY DID A NUMBER ON YOU HUH"

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"WANT ME TO GET YOU THAT ELEMENT SHIT THAT MAKES COPS EXPLODE? YOU CAN STRING IT UP AROUND YOUR ROOM! I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM TRY TO GET IN AFTER THAT"

Overlords eye curves into a smile "THAT'S THE SPIRIT!" He yanks Nester forward, and suddenly they're transported into an open field.

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"LETS GET WASTED"

"No thanks."

"It's for your birthday-"

"Bill I don't think I can stress how much I don't care"

"EH, ITS FINE! I CAN JUST GET YOU DRUNK THE BORING WAY"

"Or I can head to bed"

"DREAM PARTY!!"

"That was not an invite into my dreams."

"LIGHTEN UP! I'M JUST TRYING TO CELEBRATE- Wait, this tradition is basically just a countdown to the day you die! Why the fuck is it celebrated"

"It's less of a countdown and more of a" Hench does jazz hands "Hurray, You survived another year"

"I'm surprised your species has made it this long"

"I'm not surprised yours didn't"

...

[overlordbill]

"LETS GET WASTED"

"No thanks."

"It's for your birthday-"

"Bill I don't think I can stress how much I don't care"

"EH, ITS FINE! I CAN JUST GET YOU DRUNK THE BORING WAY"

"Or I can head to bed"

"DREAM PARTY!!"

"That was not an invite into my dreams."

"LIGHTEN UP! I'M JUST TRYING TO CELEBRATE- Wait, this tradition is basically just a countdown to the day you die! Why the fuck is it celebrated"

"It's less of a countdown and more of a" Hench does jazz hands "Hurray, You survived another year"

"I'm surprised your species has made it this long"

"I'm not surprised yours didn't"

...

[overlordbill]

He stops poking the extra hands, disappears, and he laughs as he pats nester top "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY NEVER TRUST COPS PAL! JUST MELT THEM INTO GOO THEYRE MORE USEFUL THAT WAY!"

"SWEET!" Overlord holds out a hand "LETS GO ROUND UP SOME UNICORNS! I HATE THOSE THINGS!"

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"YEESH! WHEN'D YOU GET BORING!?" He grows more arms and pokes more. "OOO! WANT TO GATHER UP DIFFERENT SPECIES SMOOSH THEM TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT ABOMINATION COMES OUT OF IT! I LIKE TO GIVE THEM HUMAN SOULS AND WATCH IT FREAK OUT!"

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"Yeah. ARE YOU GONNA GET YOURS SMTH?" Overlord proceeds to poke him more "you don't look fine! You look like shit! Have you just been sitting around all day!?"

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"HE LIKES TO RUN AFTER THEM LIKE A RABID DOG! But moths are pretty much the only thing he doesn't immediately burn."

'HOW'VE YOU BEEN HOLDIN UP BY THE WAY" he pokes Nester "YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY QUIET!"

"CRAZY QUESTION THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH HENCH. IF YOU I DUNNO WENT TO GET SOMEONE A PRESENT LIKEEEE STANFORD HYPOTHETICALLY. WHAT WOULD YOU GET HIM"

@overlordbill

… moths

[overlordbill]

"Hey! You're not taking them with you! I will make every blood vessel in your tiny body burst!"

"Are you just naturally charismatic or what!? How are you getting them all to like you!?"

Kris' actions melt Bill's heart. Perhaps he won't be evil anymore. "What the fuck is the narrator on!? Must be good. They're either high or an idiot.." An anvil falls on Bill from nowhere in particular and causes his body to go splat. It does reform, but now he's even prettier than before.

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

A gargling sound comes from the monster as it eats the pie. Another one kinda just swallows Kris and spits them back out.. affection at its finest

"I have never hated someone more than I do right now"

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

"FRIENSHIP MAGIC IS A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT! What did you do to my beautiful freaks of nature!?" He's tearing out chunks of hair, they sparkle as they drift off in the wind

"They have eaten every other human! Do you taste bad!?"

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

"HA! Good luck taming those! All they know is pain and hunger- wha"

These creatures' hearts are warmed by Kris' desire for friendship and decide to gift them the bones of the deceased. All the eye bats are very excited to get pets

"HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!?"

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

"HEY! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! DON'T YOU DARE! THOSE ARE MINE! What next are you gonna take teeth!? You little shit!"

There are plenty more eyebats just roaming around- and other horrifying mutated creatures

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

"Shit-" the eye bats swarm him. Overlord dashes- nope fuck that as they try to turn him to stone. Part of his hand is transformed into rock, rock which melts off of him once he's out of view of the fearamid. Mf does not want Hench to know he's in this form. The eyebats burst into flames. "Traitors. I'll make sure the rest of you are better trained"

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"

[overlordbill]

They are collecting so many eyebats.. more keep joining the horde and nudging against Kris "HEY! THOSE ARE MY PETS! Oh god- don't tell me Disney is sending its princesses to harass me! Fucking eyebat whisperer"

[there is. there is a kid here. why is there a kid here—]

[ @dr33mur ]

A beautiful man (Bill) is sobbing, cursing, and violently beating the ground- oh, this is awkward. He's wearing Stanford's smelly ass clothes, a top hat, and a bow tie so spiffy. "What the fuck are you looking at!?"