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clock-lightning1955
Just go with the flow
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ORGASM.INFINITE.LIMA
applecoreee
"show them all you're not the ordinary type!"
ayalason
Ayalason(Paje Brasil)
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Okay but how do I know if I’m an ambivert or just a depressed extrovert????
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Just finished watching fallout… definitely did not get a cousin vibe from Chet and Norm and that’s all I’ll say
#fallout tv#fallout#fallout norm#norm maclean#fallout chet#bros full name is Chester apparently#fallout Chester#wikifandom says they’re best friends so I’ll just point out Chet had a history of wanting to fuck his cousins
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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media
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A List of Films That Don't End in Throuples But Should
What movies do you think I should add to the list?
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ricky stanicky save me please save me ricky stanicky you’re so handsome
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I spend too much time pushing the throuple agenda but I can’t stop, fuck love triangles 💪
#look i just want the characters i liked to be happy and this is what my subconscious came up with#i just think it has promise and i like throuples#just love eachother#stop fighting and fuck already
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Do you ever just…. ⚡️KACHOW⚡���
Yeah me neither 🫠
#sometimes it be like that#ever kerchow when you mean to kachow🥲#I need to get ready for work in a few hours#why don’t I sleep#the children are calling me and I will not be rested enough to handle it
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Recently watched Brokeback Mountain 🏔️ and I just had a wackass dream where Alma sees her husband kissing Jack and is just super into it
She then spends the rest of the movie trying to have a threesome without scaring her husband off/letting him know she knows and that accidentally turns into a poly relationship???
I’ve been searching desperately for an hour to see if anyone else sees my vision but the answer appears to be no😭
ITS TIME FOR ME TO BE THE CHANGE I WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD
#(Ya know when you just close your eyes and then all of the sudden you’ve got a third parent and 2nd husband in the house)#I just think it has promise and I like throuples#ig im gonna start writing fanfiction#the idea of Alma trying drop hints to Ennis that she also thinks Jack is hot and would like to go fishing with them👀#I know this is not a very enlightened post#look I just want the characters I liked to be happy and this is what my subconscious came up with#brokeback mountain#ennis del mar#jack twist#Alma Del Mar#Alma beers Del Mar#jack and ennis#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar#Jack twist x ennis Del Mar x alma beers Del Mar#please someone else write this I hate writing#I just wanna read#IM TALKING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROR#IM ASKING HIM TO CHANGE HIS WAYS#I’m talking to myself lol
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I firmly believe that bc I’m so funny if I keep posting I’ll become tumblr famous
I’ll hit gold eventually
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I’m such a ride or die friend it’s embarrassing
Yeah okay so I would jump off a cliff if I saw you jump but my bad for assuming you had a good reason????
#am I wrong???#I’m not friends with idiots#if you jump off a brigde then I’m taking a look around and following#I would check to see if you left some kind of explanation behind first#but#i mean#come on
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Becoming a fan of media where the characters don’t have silly little outfits that act as immediate identifiers is the worst thing to ever happen to me
What am I supposed to do for Halloween?? Slap on a pair of low rise jeans and get confused looks all night???
#I miss being obsessed with superheroes#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#or dress as a fast and furious character#burn notice#Veronica mars#white collar
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USA network shows from like 2007-11 were so goated because every one was like "the police force of x major American city is wholly incompetent. all their crimes are solved by a weird little guy"
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Yeah drugs are cool but have you ever said “not to be tmi but…” the. followed by an overly graphic description of your sex life that none of your friends wanted to hear about
#I think it’s important to the story#it’s rude to skip important details#really I’m just telling everything I want to know#sex and drugs#not as great
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Deep down I’m just a girl who’s still mad at her 8th grade science teacher for saying time isn’t real
What’s fucking next height??? Are you gonna tell me inches aren’t real??? Maybe it’s a fucking measurement created by ppl just like motherfucking time
#literally almost got into a fistfight with the woman#she was trying have this big shock moment and it was fucking dumb#don’t make me find the volume of shit and then go back and try to tell me another type of measurement isn’t real#the most annoying part is she wouldn’t admit that I was right#fuck her#science
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Me when my mood disorders cause my mood to disorder
#depression#bipolar#how did i get here#how did this happen#in a shocking turn of events#i have issues
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