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Looks like I have to catch up to hs2 lol
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Gonna finish F&K another time. Hope you enjoyed! I'll probably do it this way more often.
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F&K 2.1-1
> you guys really don't seem to have your shit together.
Of course this goes over poorly. But Kuprum seems to think you're trying to steal his girl and freaks out, the energy from which Folykl absorbs.

And then Folykl comes over, and mspar can't seem to pick up that they're about to drain him like an iphone battery.





"Thanks normie that'll hold me for maybe like the next 15 minutes"
I thought this wasn't smut lol.

I've literally seen stories where someone gets their life-force drained through kissing as like a kink thing so hey, if that's your bag, check this game out I guess.
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F&K 2-2
The name folykl is probably based on follicle, the structure of the skin wherefrom grows hair. Since this character has a lot of hair, the name might be a fairly simple joke.
As for Kuprum, cuprum is Latin for copper. At first I thought this was a nod to the fic series "wires and stars", because I misremembered its title as "copper wires abs stars", and it deals with the concept of a helmstroll extensively, but now I think that's kind of a reach. I still would not be surprised if this character was a nod to the fandom's fascination with the fate of the helmsman, since it show up on like one page, and yet the tag "Helmstrolls (Homestuck)" has 224 entries on Ao3.
The fact this guy's interest in the helm is associated by the text with kink is also notable. We could discuss the tentacle hentai angle, but I think it is interesting to look at this character through the lens of an oppressed person developing a kink around the violence that they may experience. There's a Germaine Greer style critique of this dude as "cherishing the chains of [his] own oppression" here.
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F&K 2-1
> take it lying down
"You gotta roll with it or get out of town. And since you can't go anywhere, you just roll. And you really want more friends. Addiction is a powerful thing. "
Eyy they said the thing!
"She gives his hair another yank, like it's reigns and he's her horse."
Oh I just know there's some kink fic on these guys.
"Kuprum grins, showing a bunch of big, blunt teeth"

Not very blunt IMO.
"You think I would just have eyes like some kind of normie" very funny line but I'm not doing her typing quirk bc this phone auto inserts periods whenever I do multiple spaces and I'm not going back and undoing that anymore.
And then we have a description of a disease called voidrot. I actually was introduced to the concept by a fanfic, I think, but obviously it comes from one of the hiveswap games.
And kuprum clearly likes the current heiress, and folykl thinks this is annoying. "Trizza is basically [] the third member [] of this relationship [] considering how goddamn [] horny you are [] to get her [] cybernetic tentacles [] up in you." Ah. Yep. This guy is a Kinky fucker then.
And then mspar makes it about the fact they are pale and not pitch as they initially thought, and we get our next decision tree.
Before we get to that, a few thoughts in the next post.
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F&K 1-1
> stick up for yourself
"You put it to them--off-handedly--that perhaps it is they who are the trash creatures, since they are the ones who smell like they've been rolling in it for the past few days." Lol
Then they say "Ooh we got Joey badass over here" and fuck off.

Not the worst game over but it definitely makes these two seem like they aren't that great at trolling. On to option 2!
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F&K 0-2
"Probably you should just mind your own business, but when the fuck have you ever done that before?" Know thyself, I guess.
"A trash creature. Born from the trash Lolololol"
> stick up for yourself
> take it lying down
As is tradition, we'll go with option 1.
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F&K 0-1
Our first look at F and K. Hiding in a bunch of garbage.
"The girl is clinging to the boy's back like a very greasy sloth."
The writing continues to be great. I'm also digging the score. Very nice bleeps and bloops.
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So far I've liveblogged by reading on my laptop, stopping to take screenshots, then posting on tumblr from my laptop. In general this makes for a fairly slow liveblogging experience, so I'm going to play some friendsim in a little bit and liveblog with my phone, and see if that shakes things up a bit.
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I'm rereading what I've liveblogged of HS^2. when I finish, I will do some more liveblogging.
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231008 #4
Oh, is he about to meet his bastard niece?
Aah, that genuinely surprised me. Lol. It's been a hot minute since we've seen this guy how nice.
SOLLUX: eating a sandwich. JOHN: what? no, i mean, what are you doing HERE in the meteor? SOLLUX: i live here. SOLLUX: its like im fated t0 wind up back at this idi0tic r0ck every c0uple 0f sweeps. JOHN: i’m... sorry? JOHN: ... SOLLUX: real mess y0uve made 0f things 0ut there. JOHN: yeah, well... we’re trying to fix that now! which is why I need to find my friends! SOLLUX: kind 0f fucked up y0u guys let this happen t0 begin with.
I mean, he's not wrong. I'm willing to give them some slack but I did spend a lot of my liveblogging talking about how fucked this got.
And then they spend the next page talking about whether Sollux is fucking Roxy, which he says he isn't, and how John feels about it. Fun awkwardness.
All right, I finished the 10/8 update. Tomorrow is going to be busy for me, so I think I'll do the 10/25 update on Sunday. If I'm at loose ends tonight I might read more though.
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231008 #3
Meanwhile...
What!!!
Okay, wait a sec. There was one Jade from Candy, another from Meat, and one from the battle with LE. The one from candy is still in candy, one of the others was possessed by the Muse, and is with Dave, Karkat, Roxy, Kanaya and Callie from Meat. I completely missed the part where these two had a Jade with them. And now she's dead? Aah, that'll teach me to reread my liveblog instead of the actual story.
Also, it's interesting that Aradia is wearing that saw themed outfit. I think she was wearing her normal godtier stuff last we saw her...
And now we're going back to John in candy.
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231008 #2
> I’m going to need to interrupt you for a moment.
Oh boy, it's time for more UltDirk, huh
TT: I’m gonna send you the finalized version of my species. As the impartial judge, it’s only fair that you’re afforded a preview of the winning team. TT: I could easily forgo the permission settings of your device but as a token of good faith I’ve decided not to. -- timaeusTestified [TT] sent a file SATYR_final2.bro -- GC: WH4T THE FUCK 1S 4 DOT BRO F1L3 TT: I’ve already installed the appropriate observation app onto your device to save us both some time.
Yup. A satyr, huh? given what we've seen of trolls, cherubs, and leprechauns, I must admit that I am curious what a homestuck satyr would look like.
I’ve also set you up with admin access to the session’s terminal. You’re welcome for that, by the way. GC: 1 S33 TT: Do you?
Nice dick move. I forgot whether it was mentioned that they already set up the session stuff at this point.
TT: You looked like shit. GC: 4 TRULY BOLD ST4T3M3NT FOR SOM3ON3 CURR3NTLY DR3SS3D L1K3 4 L1TTL3 L4D W1TH 4N 4N1M3 C4P3 TT: I’m not dressed like a little lad. GC: YOU 4R3 DR3SS3D L1K3 4 L1TTL3 L4D WHO LOV3S B3RR13S 4ND CR34M BUT ST1LL F1NDS T1M3 1N H1S P4CK3D SCH3DUL3 TO SHOP 4T TH3 M4LL GC: "OHOHOHO~ HOW 1 DO LOV3 MY B3RR13S 4ND CR34M D3SU N3" GC: TH4T'S YOU, TH4T’S WH4T YOU SOUND L1K3 R1GHT NOW 1 B3T TT: How would you know what I’m wearing right now? TT: Maybe I’m posted up in a tank top and jeans. TT: That’d be pretty classic. GC: YOU W34R YOUR PR3C1OUS L1TTL3 M4ROON K4R4T3 LORDL1NG OUTF1T B4S1C4LLY 3V3RY D4Y, 1 KNOW TH1S TO B3 TRU3, 1T’S TH3 ONLY FUN TH1NG 4BOUT YOU 4NYMOR3 TT: I don’t have the time to tell you how wrong you are about this, but I will. GC: 1 GU3SS T1M3 1S MOR3 YOUR BROTH3R’S TH1NG, 1SN’T 1T?
Some nice contentious dialogue, I guess. This feels a little superfluous, really. I itch for the meat of the meat universe, I guess. But that sounds remarkably like a lead in to jump to Dave...
and then Dirk bricks her phone.
TEREZI: H3H3H3
TEREZI: D1D YOU S33 TH4T?
TEREZI: NOBODY WR1T3S MY STORY BUT M3
YEAJ I'TS CORPSE TIME!
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2023/10/8 Upd8 Post #1
All right, let's get started! This update does not seem to have a chapter mark, so let's go by its drop date. Starting out with a Law & Order joke, so I'm assuming we are going to open on Terezi, in the meat universe, on Deltritus.
Yup. Let's see where this self-trial is going
TH1S 1S STUP1D. L3T’S TRY SOM3TH1NG 3LS3.
Sure.
And now we're doing the noir schtick. Y'know, we never got to see Terezi and Jane interact, that could have been fun.
NO. TH1S 1SN’T R1GHT 31TH3R.
Alright. We're seeing some buyer's remorse from Terezi on signing up to the whole Ult-Strilonde Godquest. She's talking to someone, part of me is still hoping it's John's corpse, but who knows. Rose is apparently leaving her creations all over the place.
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All right! I'm going to do some liveblogging of the new hs2 updates later this afternoon. I'm shooting for like 2 or 3 pst
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Okay, so it looks like my dash is all posting about the new update to HS^2, so if I want to avoid spoilers, I better get in on it. To that end, I'm going to briefly review the liveblogging that i've done so far in the hopes that i get up to speed. No clue how long it will take, and i'll probably have lunch too, so it will be a while before I start posting about it.
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Well. It looks like the HS^2 liveblog may continue. Huh.
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