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Someone might be covering for Julia, and arguing that her help is worth whatever snacks she eats.

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nevermindtheweights​:

“Bitch I’m adorable.”

She’ll overlook the butt pat.

Mainly as if HR look too closely into Starlet, she’ll likely get some eyes on her.

HR is as vicious as the IRS if they smell blood.

Is it good or bad that most violations are to Starlet rather than from her?

She’s a fan of friendly butt pats and tummy smacks, and does zero to discourage them.

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nevermindtheweights​:

“Me? Hmm… I dunno if I’m interested in THAT…. You and Julie are more the Office…. Whatever… I dunno if I wanna step into that whole deal.” Eleanor mused idly, motioning with her hand.

“But I could think about it… maybe…”

“You’re cute enough for it~”

She’s going to pat the butt before walking back to her office, hips swaying.

This is absolutely harassment.

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nevermindtheweights​:

“Nonsense. You just need the right sort of edge for it. I like the frills but you can change it up here and there. Even for someone with massive tits like that, you can pull it off~”

Eleanor could be candied when she needed to be. 

“Up to you. You have that document now. I don’t care what you do with all that information~”

“I would need a skilled camera woman. That, and a couple of this are asking for a mix of you, me, and Julia~”

She’s nudging her elbow into Eleanor’s sized and giggled. 

“We could do it down the line from biggest to smaller, having me, Julia, and you all lined up and comparing ourselves~”

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nevermindtheweights​:

“It’s a mixed bag. Some of mine, some from the staff, some I made up for fun, some I found…. elsewhere.”

Best not to think about it. 

“Well, I do dress stylishly~ I have a wonderful gothic edge~”

“I’m not saying you don’t, but it’s just not my style. Way too frilly, and definitely need to be bottom heavy to pull that off. I’ve got too much up top for that.”

Still, she’s smiling.

“So, how do we do this?”

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nevermindtheweights​:

“Oh that is one of mine. I threw in a couple of my own thoughts here and there to spice it up.”

Eleanor from Sales is a beast most should keep happy. That much is… very clear.

“Even the ones like, she should be in a swimming pool of honey, or that she should dress like a pizza delivery girl and act guilty that she ate it before arriving? These are pretty weird.”

And she knows that one of those isn’t Eleanor’s.

“...” She’s turning the paper over. “I want to see her dress up like Eleanor?”

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nevermindtheweights​:

“It’s not that creepy. Information is power and it’s not hard to get this sort of info. You’re very popular around the office and you know that.”

Eleanor’s gains are slow but steady. 

“Trust me, Starlet, I’m a very good friend to have~”

“Yeah, but knowing that and reading stuff like...”

She’s flipping through the pages.

“I want to see Starlet wearing and eating nothing but whipped cream and strawberries.”

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nevermindtheweights​:

Eleanor wore a modest one-piece, it’s nothing amazing so she has no concerns over Starlet having it.

“It solely depends on the demand. Lucky for you, I have a report that explains those in the office who’d care for your pictures and pay highly.”

She hands over the file. 

“Free of charge for you~”

She’s reading it.

“Wow, that’s... creepy. Appreciated, but creepy.”

She’ll still take pics of Eleanor while this is happening. After all, the sales manager is only getting fatter, so technically these are the largest photos to date.

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“How much can I make selling my own photos?”

Also, she’s taking swimsuit pics of Eleanor while they’re at the pool, she needs them.

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Not if Julia sends Starlet a picture of herself in a swimsuit. And in a pizza delivery girl outfit. And other pictures of her in other outfits that she wants to wear to the office and she’s checking with Starlet if it’s okay to wear stockings that tight and thin over her thighs.

SAVESAVESAVESAVESAVESAVESAVEASDFVADSFASDGFHAJDSHFLASDKFJAJFSLGHALJSDFA

“I NEED TO SHOP FOR CLOTHES AND PAY HER BACK!!!”

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Is it workplace harassment if she takes pictures of Julia and Eleanor in their swimsuits so she can drool over them later?

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Now to sit down at her office chair in her swimsuit, smile, and wait until the perfect chance arrives to go gallivanting off to the pool.

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doughyduo​:

“O-Other…p-people…”

Does she really want to go to a big pool party with so many other people just to see Starlet in a bikini?

…

…okay, maybe she actually does, but-

“It’s been super, duper hot. Hitting the pool would be good. I know you’ll have a blast, and we can just soak and drink melted ice cream~”

She wants to make Julia more confident, and what better way that to show her how to be a babe at the pool? Flaunting how attractive she is to her coworkers, showing off her killer hips, and lounging on the pool steps.

And she wants to see Julia’s swimsuit too.

“I’m gonna get changed, but I’ll see you there, riiiiiiiight~?”

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doughyduo​:

“Mmmh…”

Shifting her weight from one leg to the other quickly, Julia brought her hands up to her mouth to cover it as she worried. Even still, her eyes slowly went back to Starlet, stopping at her chest.

“A-Are w-w-we g-going right a-after work, o-or…”

“Most of us are, yeah. Everyone else will probably trickle in over a few hours. I was actually going to get changed now, and just finish work in my bikini. Other people are doing that, so I might as well too.”

“Just need to keep a video call from the neck up~!”

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Umm... Starlet? Your swimsuit leaves you dangerously close to flashing the whole o-office

“Yes, and?”

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doughyduo​:

It took her a second to pull herself off of Starlet, but Julia eventually let go of the other and frowned as she looked at the betting slips again. Slowly looking up at the other blonde, Julia bit her lip.

“W-W-Will you s-stop th-this i-if I t-tell y-y-you…?”

“W-Well... I do have to actually make good on these bets now...”

Besides, she wanted to be surprised herself, so the blonde is just going to stuff them down the front of her cleavage, smiling as she smooched Julia’s cheek. “If it helps, everyone is really excited to see which one you pick~!”

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The question is, can Starlet fit herself into a swimsuit?

“Does this pretty purple bikini say so? The one that hugs my hips and lifts my tits? Because yes, she can~”