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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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new favorite meme

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here come the boys

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I love Reddit sometimes.

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

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it's time for you to get in your car and not put a seatbelt on and drive really really fast into a brick wall. bitch

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I got my eye on you

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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i want the gentle eyes, funny laugh, and immense bite strength of a hyena

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CICADAS

THEY STARTED

THEYRE HERE!!!!!!

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I'm going to lose

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Florida Wildlife; vol. 9, no. 11. April, 1956. Illustration by Wallace Hughes.

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experiencinge the inevitable consequonces of my misdeeds

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The Night Train.