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*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

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L'Shana Tova/Happy New Year/Best wishes for 5778 from the Mangoverse characters and their grateful author. May all of you be inscribed in the book of life, and I hope the new year brings us all peace, hope, new friends, and stronger friendships with our old friends. And maybe kittens on roller skates.

Here’s some Rosh Hashanah art of Ashkie couple Rivka and Isaac from the fluffy Jewish fantasy books The Second Mango, Climbing the Date Palm, A Harvest of Ripe Figs, The Olive Conspiracy, and the Tales from Perach short stories. Check them out if you like couples where the woman knows how to handle a sword and the man is literally a dragon (or sometimes a lizard; technically, they take turns riding around on each other’s shoulders when you think about it), or where all the private, snuggly conversations happen in Yiddish.

Hold out your apple slices so the friendly dragon can make sure you get some honey as they fly past! (Explanation for Gentiles: our new year’s starts on Wednesday night. I’m posting this early so people have time to share it. If you want to reblog to wish your Jewish friends happy new year, please do!)

Art by @daftpatience, available for sale on Redbubble: bench press | shofar

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ur living in 2019? the jews are living in 5780 

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a neurotypical: if you have noise sensitivity why do you listen to loud music?

me: one loud noise is easier than 20 loud noises all at once.

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in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

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Stop praising the sun!!! You’re making it too powerful!!! This heat wave is unbearable!!!

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whoa, dude, he’s so excellent!

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i am legally required to kiss my homies goodnight

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the most iconic moment in musical history is during a very potter musical when Voldemort jumps out of the cauldron and takes the first step and you hear that he’s wearing tap shoes and you just Know what’s coming

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everybody: hugh, bring your big ass muscles over here and punch this guy on screen hugh jackman, quietly: i just want to sing

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everyone: oh the homestuck renaissance is going to happen when hiveswap comes out

reality: the homestuck renaissance happens when andrew hussie creates 276 new zodiac signs

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sex line operator: oh yeah baby, i’m taking off my cloths. my clothe is coming off. me: hmm.. ok… sex line operator: yeah baby youre so hard, i can tell youre getting turned on me: i never said that. youre godmodding. im hanging up

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She’s waiting for food