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[ownedbyjack]

What's your major, Skye? You should teach me some of those moves by the way. I'm sure they'd be interesting to learn. 

I mean I have a couple of moves.

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Right! 'm Jack. Are you a... Sophomore? Or freshman? Or neither.. I mean you just look kinda young.

Just letting you know! Anyway, I don’t think we’ve met before, I’m Carter. You are?

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Yes mother. Anything you say.

Take your time! You’ll get the hiccups if you don’t slow down!

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Sure dude. I'm not gonna go around wasting food.

Do you want this? Cause I don’t. 

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I do too. C'mon give me a hug. 

Then you do not deserve a hug or cookies.

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I deserve a metal of honor but beer is good too. 

That’s not really much of a celebration. I don’t think you deserve anything, but get beer any day.

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Is there a problem with not waiting?

You couldn’t just wait until the weekend could you?

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You should dance more often.

Here’s a little happy dance for you!

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Uh, well that's completely besides the point.

Wow I am surprised. Did you come in late?

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So I successfully attended three days of school, in a row. I think I deserve a round of applause and a beer. 

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What's the fun of going to a party and not drinking?

I feel dead now, I knew I shouldn’t have drinked yesterday.

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So she's protective? That can be sweet sometimes but not when they breath down your back constantly. 

How about a day at the lake? Sound good to you? My dad has a cabin some over there and I'm sure he wouldn't mind us borrowing it while he's not there.. I will die before I'm old and wrinkly. 

Of course. She’s been with me all of my life. I love her and all, but she just gets in the way, you know? Like I need to live my own life, without her always being there.

Saturday sounds nice. Of course, I have plenty. We’ll see about that, Jack. I can’t even imagine you old, and wrinkly. 

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Salty. 

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Ah, so she is. Who is this chic anyway?

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Is she prettier than you? Or less whiny maybe?

No, it wasn’t the strip poker… the guy I like went back to his ex…

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That must really suck. But, hey, you got attached. See that's what happens when you get attached. I don't care if it is family. 

This weekend? How about Saturday night? Do you have a swim suit? I like the sound of that. I'm gonna win just so you know. —Maybe when I'm old but not anytime soon.

I was totally being sarcastic. Faking or not, she’s still my sister and I’ll have to be the one to comfort her and listen to her cries.

Okay! I’ll take you up on it. This weekend. If I have a good time, we can have all the sex you want. If I don’t, no sex for you. How does that sound? They trust you for the moment. We’ll see. There will be that one girl, who’ll give you a run for your money. 

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What happened? Was it the strip poker? I heard it was intense..

No…