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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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rain, a fire, and simeon (continuation) || simeon x reader nsfw

a/n: hello. this took me two whole days to write and this is probably one of the longest things ive ever written, or at least the longest thing i’ve written in a very long time. i had to dust off my smut writing skills and who better to do it with than my favorite angel? :3

summary: a take on the events from simeon’s new ur+ devilgram story, except the brothers don’t come home and interrupt. aka sex with simeon on the living room floor.

word count: 2.9k

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Sentences that immediately take you to the eye doctor

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I refuse to caption this

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yll dont relise ryan ross had the email account blinkexsits182@aol.com until feburary 2007, meaning he wrote the entirety of afysco aka ablum about tragedy, sex, god, and completed the nothing but rythems tour and still had a blink-182 fan email account this is why we stan ryan ross

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Iruka: Kakashi, why do you take so many naps?

Kakashi: Can't be depressed if you're sleeping

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strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

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The turtles 🥺🥺🥺

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recently i’ve started to read “Kindred” by Maldoror but quit reading soon. however i decided to develop this idea about 5 years old Metal (”Chiro”) being raised by Gaara. Lee is still present in this story but i wanted to focus on the relationships of these two. and show Gaara as important part of Metal’s life. Metal calls him “sensei”, too. 

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don’t talk to him he angy

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