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this is the fifth time this week ive brought my blorbos to show and tell
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
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protecting children is when they can be made into unrestricted content for their parents' kidfluencer instagram or family vlogs but they can't go online and watch the videos they themselves are in, for their own safety
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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"
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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
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Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?
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Wyd after drinking the Linux slurpee
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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent
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When you don't use clothes anymore, because they're too small for you, damaged after wears and wears... what do you do with those clothes?
Into the trash they go
Into the second hand shops they go
Into cardboard boxes that stay at home indefinitely they go
Into my wardrobe they stay
Into another option they go
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#/damaged/ clothes get turned into polishing rags#if they're not damaged they get sent to whichever charity is collecting that week#charity shops generally want things in good condition so holes & tears etc. are no good to them
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grabbing you by the shoulders and squeezing until i hear a noise. there's nothing inherently more queer about being coercively assigned female at birth. why do you dumb fucking dicks position coercive male assignment as inherently more regressive. why is your example of the straightest possible person always a man. why is your example of someone "claiming a niche microlabel to seem queer" always camab. i'll kill you
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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan
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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
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US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere
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