oxbox-lore
oxbox-lore
oxbox lore
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Joke lore about the hosts from scripted oxbox videos. This isn't intended to ever be comprehensive, I just enjoy compiling information.
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oxbox-lore · 4 months ago
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On the day of Luke's wedding, Miyamoto told him, "You cannot beat [me], so don't even try." It will someday be written on Luke's gravestone.
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oxbox-lore · 4 months ago
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On Mike's tenth birthday, he was sick on himself.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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Ellen dislikes the term Squee-newable Energy.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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The studio is powered by Squee-newable Energy.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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outsidexbox is a reboot of Knightrider. (Jane's the car.)
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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Andy is at the top of Jane's hitlist.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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Ellen hates Mountain Dew.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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"If you can afford to have a robot destroy cake, you can afford not to eat people." - An old addage of nana Westaway.
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oxbox-lore · 6 months ago
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Despite initial reservations, Andy appreciates Valdo's outfits.
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oxbox-lore · 1 year ago
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This really simplifies the ownership rights of the FMV Zone.
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oxbox-lore · 1 year ago
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Nobody told me this man wrote music!!!
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oxbox-lore · 1 year ago
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Mike is okay with seeing the willy of Michael Fassbender, but not of a possibly mad stranger.
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oxbox-lore · 1 year ago
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Andy hasn't seen Shame, starring Michael Fassbender.
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oxbox-lore · 2 years ago
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Unlike his dad, Mike is terrible at DIY.
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oxbox-lore · 2 years ago
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Andy hates the entire filmography of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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oxbox-lore · 2 years ago
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Andy doesn't like Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.
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oxbox-lore · 2 years ago
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Rewatching the dead space videos & I realised Mike says "Something nearly launched out of my tube" after a jumpscare. Uh. Bro?
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