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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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I do think romangerri was the succession pairing for the romantics, especially the repressed romantics. Like every other popular pairing on the show touched one another at least a couple of times. Roman and Gerri never do. Like that’s some Victorian romance novel shit right there. Also Roman’s constant longing glances, him awkwardly letting her into the elevator before him with “shit before the shovel, allow me to be shit,” Roman drinking a martini in his very final scene, the cut funeral scene where Gerri actually fucking touches him and he retracts with, “gratitude, guilt, self-pity, self-loathing, fear, lust,” and of course, “you’re my Everest.” In between scenes of sex that wasn’t sex, glorious vulgarity, deranged flirting, and power struggles they were slipping in shit befitting of Jane Austen. They cut a lot of it out tragically. But it was there nonetheless.

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this heat wave should be over soon but i just want to add that heat stroke is considered an urgent condition that requires emergency care! it’s worth a 911 call or trip to the ER! in the meantime get yourself as cool as possible!

(mayo clinic)

y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

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it's the end of the year and you're walking through fresh snow under the Northern Lights ❄

get the high-res mobile wallpaper in my Winter Pack here

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headline from the nature briefing today / Map of the World, seperis

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 12.07: PTSDee

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“The pinnacle of masculinity” by the grace of GOD let this be some insane macdennis shit

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Transcript: "YOUR LONG."

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.

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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

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is he blowing someone

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bit hot today got the feets out

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allow yourself to be a beginner

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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

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the only canonization of macdennis I need now is to hear dennis call mac his best friend again