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H! R! T! T! O!!! G-O!!!!!

You! can! take! testo—sterone!

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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remembering that this is the full picture of what Cameron has saved on her computer in the s8 finale is so funny. She literally just cropped out everyone else besides the original fellowship team. Absolutely does not give a single fuck about anyone else. Great for her honestly.

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i love watching house md when i'm having a bad day, because no matter what kind of day i'm having, greg house is making someone else's worse

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i think if james wilson wasn’t lost in the illusion of heteronormative monogamy he would’ve jerked off to house seizing on the operating table

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time to bring back a classic.

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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one House styling thing i appreciate is how Amber’s appearance shifts slightly when she goes from being annoying fellow applicant and almost-antagonist, to Wilson’s gf who makes him happy going toe to toe w/House, who we’re prob supposed to feel warmer towards

when she’s an applicant her haircut looks sharper and more severe, she wears those headbands and pink tweed skirts, very preppy

she starts dating Wilson and her hair is softer and gentler, we see her in nice grey coats and Wilson’s comfy sweatshirt, all more approachable, and it has to be on purpose

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he looks so pretty here. shame that he's pissed beyond belief

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give him some space wilson he’s not going anywhere …he’ll come waddling back even if he does.

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ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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Love finding a writer who goes "not only am I shipping it, I am fixated enough to explore the way their relationship would blow up."

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