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my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

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no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

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/hj is the funniest earnest tonetag in the world even without the handjob joke because it's ostensibly meant to clarify tone for autistic people, but the tone it's clarifying is "unreadable level of ambiguous seriousness that requires social context beyond what text can convey /glhffgt"

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Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

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He has risen yayy

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You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

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canceled my prime membership today

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*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

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Leading a young princess to her death as the sacrificial lamb but shaking my head so her vengeful mother knows I disapprove

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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This reminded me of the very first time I tried playing around with ChatGPT...

This is the future, lol.

ChatGPT is so funny because you can catch it in straight up lies like it’s a child.

I just asked if Edgar Allan Poe ever wrote about a character named Beatrice (I’ve since realized the character is “Berenice”).

ChatGPT: Yes! Edgar Allan Poe wrote a poem called “Beatrice.” It covers themes about the ideal woman, and the character parallels the Beatrice found in Dante’s Inferno.

Me, unable to find the poem and becoming increasingly more skeptical: Can you link me this poem?

ChatGPT: …. Sorry. Edgar Allan Poe did not write a poem called “Beatrice.”

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People on Bluesky seem to be mad that The White Lotus season finale isn’t a perfect pat happy ending and I’m wondering what the fuck show they’ve been watching the past three seasons?

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At this point, we’re linked, so if a bad thing happens to you, it happens to me.  THE WHITE LOTUS 3.08 | Amor Fati