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I'm relistening to some old Magnus Archive episodes and I just got back to my absolute favorite Peak Jon Sims moment where he reads the case of a guy claiming to be stalked by a vengeful spirit of a spider he killed and Jon's like "End recording. He was literally insane and delusional the end. This guy's an idiot. Ghost spiders aren't real. So this was stupid and we don't care. Also the fact that he was found dead a week later with his corpse completely encased in spider webs is a normal thing, probably."

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radiohead ceep lyrics i know it

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dreamed tumblr had started saying "les girlies" instead of "the girlies". a common phrase was "le otp des girlies" (the otp of the girlies) which basically meant "an otp shared by me and my friends of exquisite taste". there was some kind of gender discourse about it

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I love seeing Damian acting like a kid. We are talking about a boy who was raised as a killing machine so seeing him enjoying his childhood and finding out what brings him happiness is so heartwarming to me. Him taking care of his animals, working on his art, getting annoyed at his older siblings, making friends with kids his age like the teen titans and Jon. This is what he deserves and needs.

I just want to give him milk and cookies.

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Reason to Live #10675

 To fall a little more in love with the person I can be. – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

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do you ever think about the time annabeth said that being separated from percy felt like being forced to withdraw from a life-saving medication? or when she told athena that percy means everything to her?

because i do. i think about it a lot.

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health and safety section of barista training had a question about dealing with pests, one of the multiple choice answers to which was "call the police", which immediately reawakened the memory of "no way i'm not gonna narc on my buddy" in me like a sleeper agent activation phrase

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This is my favourite interview strategy

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

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the way I would let her- *gunshots*

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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"

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one thing about gay ppl is that they will always be haunted for no reasons

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she's shoes