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model un conferences are so crazy because someone wanted me to signatory on their directive and i was like “let me hear it” and he told me that poverty wasn’t real and poor people don’t need to buy things

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things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

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mun crisis is so unserious wdym taylor swifts boat just started sinking while the entire country of canada is on fire

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in need of money atm

I desperately need the money, so here’s Money Susie brought back.