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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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mutuals please do this to me

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shirts like these take me out everytime i love these so bad.

Absolutely atrocious shirts that I think would go hard if a narc wore them

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Yes yes all of you run around for my amusement!!!

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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me and twin

These pigs be doing ANYTHING but solving the damn case 🙄

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you just followed me butlike holy shit we have so many similar interests im actually tweaking

Buddy I’m in EVERY fandom. You name it, I got it

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Konstantin Korobov (Russian, 1985) - Sharks (2023)

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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Yo my friend says that playing cookie clicker made her realise she was trans somehow (she says thank you)

video games really can do anything

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made this a transparent gif because im in love