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Fluttershy grapples with the realization that she is, in fact a monster fucker.

meanwhile in Discord's brain:

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Jsjsbdhsnsjs

ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌

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ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌

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Gihun: Okay, let's be honest. You love me.

Inho: I literally shot your best friend and handcuffed you to the bed.

Gihun: Last night you came in the room, put a blanket on me, and kissed my forehead.

Inho: Y-you weren't sleeping?

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Gihun: Okay, let's be honest. You love me.

Inho: I literally shot your best friend and handcuffed you to the bed.

Gihun: Last night you came in the room, put a blanket on me, and kissed my forehead.

Inho: Y-you weren't sleeping?

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Gihun: Okay, let's be honest. You love me.

Inho: I literally shot your best friend and handcuffed you to the bed.

Gihun: Last night you came in the room, put a blanket on me, and kissed my forehead.

Inho: Y-you weren't sleeping?

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this is what inho looks like when he’s happy— (HE IS SO SATISFIED CAT CODED):

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another inho headcanon that lives in my brain rent-free: he’s a sleepy little guy after dinner. yeah he’s the frontman or whatever but give him a warm meal and suddenly he’s fighting for his life not to fall asleep on the spot. one second his cheeks are stuffed full, the next he is conked out.

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Inho: [smirking] Do you know why I called you here?

Gihun: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?

Inho: [stops pouring two glasses of wine]

Inho: Wait...accidentally?

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Gihun (20s) & Inho (40s)

Gihun *handcuffed by Junho's desk*: ajusshi, sa-rang-hae~ Inho *stone-faced*: this is the third time this month you've gotten arrested, kid. there won't be a fourth time. Gihun *bedroom eyes*: why? are you finally taking me home, ajusshi? 🤤 Inho: no, I'm going to take you out back and put you down like a rabid dog.

This is young hoodlum and exhausted police chief dynamic until Gihun finally gets his shit together and manages to make Inho laugh. Then it's all over from there.

Gihun (40s) & Inho (20s)

Inho *graduating top of his class at the police academy and waving at Gihun in the crowd*: ajusshi! Gihun *nudging the middle-aged woman next to him at graduation and brimming with pride and Junho balanced on his hip*: see that one? the really handsome kid that is the valedictorian? He's waving at us. Middle-aged woman: Your son? You must be proud. Gihun *sweating*: uhhhh, yes, my son... (and the lady nearly dies of a heart attack when she spots Inho running over and kissing Gihun on the mouth later)

This is divorced Gihun somehow becoming mom/dad/wife(?) to police academy era Inho when Junho wanders into his fried chicken shop. Sangwoo and Jungbae are like, wtf Gihun, why is that random kid following you around like a lost puppy.

ok, I am fully down the age gap fluff rabbit hole (and yeah I think that's on my list to write along with a million other things). I'm curious if people have a preference over one or the other first hehe. I'm afraid it will be Gihun getting his back blown regardless of age (sigh).

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Very annoy when this happens

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"Forgiveness"

Well, tell me how you came to such a life. Youngil. Oh Ilnam at least introduced himself by his real name

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They did it

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They did it

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"sit down this is gonna take a while"

Sure, it's going to take some, an hour and a half of mind-blowing sex from a man who's been obsessed with him for the last three years. It's really going to take a long time…

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Gi-hun keeps trying to escape the compound after the games end for the year, and the off-season guards keep finding him and bringing him back - which he quickly learns isn't out of loyalty to Inho or the games or their jobs, but because In-ho is just so much nicer with Gi-hun around.

The Front Man hasn't fatally shot anyone in weeks. He adjusted the temperature in the guard dorms from really fucking cold to something approaching comfortably chill.

And last night he let the kitchen serve dessert with their dinners, which Gi-hun realizes is the same night he finally responded to In-ho's attempts at conversation with a blunt "yes" instead of his usual silence.

He can use this, he thinks one night as two guards drag him down a violently pink hall back to his room/holding cell. See if he can somehow get the guards on his side - even just a little - by playing to In-ho’s whims.

Later that week, after Gi-hun smiles at one of In-ho’s jokes, the guards get a little crinkly bag of cookies with their dinner. And when Gi-hun tries to escape again, and they take too long to locate him due to "technical difficulties" and let him stay out on the island for a minute longer than usual in the sunlight before tackling him in the dirt and dragging him back as In-ho casually watches - he counts that as a win.

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FINALLY A WHOLESOME FRONT MAN AND PINK SOLDIER CONTENT 🥹🤧

circle guard: “boss!!!!!!!!!!!! high-five high-five high-five!!!”

gi-hun is so proud of in-ho for finally being a kind boss to his guards for once (gi-hun spent 10 hours teaching in-ho how to be nice to people)