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imagined my mutual and started worrying why i pictured them as white slash why would that be default until i remembered ive seen them. and theyre white.
#their drawings and picrews of themself but like thags still them#and white#the things the brain chooses to worry about
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always bet on chester knight
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)
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OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
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i love mechanic pencils ... the elegance of a pen and the kindness of a pencil
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that post that's going around about wikipedia being banned in the UK is driving me insane because of this one stupid line

the fuck do they have to do with this lmfao. like:

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Daily reminder that we do not actually live in a dystopian movie put the apocalypse down and back away slowly. You know when your cleaning a room and you pull everything out of it's draws to sort through it and you're like "what the fuck have I done I'm never going to be able to tidy all of this" I think that's the stage we're at in the world. Thanks to social media we've pulled out all the messed up shit from the cupboards of the world, it was always there but now we can see it and we're going to have to sort it all out we made this mess and we can fix it. Falling to the floor sobbing will not clean a crusty room. A group of people working systematically (preferably with music in the background) will.
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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash
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weird to think we're all on here interacting with australians. any given user on ur dash could be an australian, if you think about it
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you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away
FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME
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