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Lord of the Rings “modern AU” but it’s only the hobbits and they only have social media and cellphones

It’s just a travel vlog

All four hobbits have their own by the end (although Frodo stops posting on his account half way through Two Towers and only shows up in the background of Sam’s videos to give a thumbs up when he declares a “fitness check”

Oh, and he posts hateful faux-nice comments on Lobellia Sackville-Baggins’s renovation videos on Bag End even after going west with elves)

(Pippin didn’t originally have his own he and Merry were vlogging together and he never actually makes his own account, but for 6 weeks after he and Gandalf split for Gondor he’s accidentally posting videos instead of video calling Merry just chatting about his day)

Gollum also has an account but the Ring keeps him from getting wifi until Bilbo takes it and that’s how he learns about Bag End

Saruman keeps trying to scry on Natter (listen I tried for food puns and hole puns and it only got worse) with his palantir but magic and tech don’t mix so he can’t receive the signals

And for some reason after Pippin touches the palantir the only channel Saruman or Sauron get is Bilbo’s Poetry Corner

The rest of the Fellowship originally assume the hobbits are keeping some kind of magical journal and play along good naturedly (and think it’s at most a cute game for kids)

Until after they rescue Merry and Pippin and Aragorn makes some kind of comment about hoping that Frodo’s doing well and Pippin cheerfully pulls up Sam’s latest vlog

(He’s been doing meal tips and food reviews and for about three weeks Gollum is in the background of every single one trying to add at least one random stick to the pot)

(About a week after that Gollum starts posting his own videos from the opposite direction while Sam makes his doing food reviews)

Only the hobbits can make the phones work though so Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are just in awe of this most mysterious magic

Elrond does have Bilbo’s old phone from when he came back through Rivendell after the Misty Mountain but he never made an account and can’t work out how to post but he does get spotty reception and can occasionally watch some videos

Gandalf always has the latest phone at least one version ahead of the newest release (he may/may not work in R&D) and he always posts from absurd locations and ridiculous dangers but he only rates the best and worst places to smoke pipeweed

All of the hobbits assume it’s just green screen

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HOW WILL DEMOCRATS HANDLE THE ELECTION RESULTS IF TRUMP WINS IN 2024?

WE WILL HANDLE IT AS THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE STILL COMMITTED TO RESPECTING THE RESULTS OF A FAIR ELECTION. WE WILL HANDLE IT AS THE ONLY PARTY COMPOSED OF TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS.

WE WILL FOLLOW THE LEAD OF GREAT AMERICAN PATRIOTS LIKE HILLARY CLINTON, WHO CONCEDED DEFEAT BECAUSE SHE KNEW SHE HAD LOST EVEN BEFORE THE REMAINING STATES OFFICIALLY CALLED IT.

WE WILL FEEL A GREAT DEAL OF DISAPPOINTMENT; YES, WE WILL. OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY WILL FEEL A GREAT SENSE OF DREAD AND FEAR, BUT WE WILL REMAIN COMMITTED TO SUPPORTING THEIR RIGHT TO EXIST AND THEIR RIGHT TO PURSUE INDIVIDUAL HAPPINESS, REGARDLESS OF THE UNNECESSARY EVIL TRUMP AND HIS SURROGATES WILL TRY TO INFLICT UPON THEM.

WE WILL NOT LOSE OUR HOPE THAT LOVE AND EMPATHY, AS OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST TAUGHT US, ARE STRONGER THAN HATE AND DIVISION.

WE WILL NOT SEEK TO MURDER MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSING PARTY, NOR WILL WE FANTASIZE ABOUT ANY ONE FACING A FIRING SQUAD, NOR WILL WE PLAN ANY VIOLENCE AGAINST POLL WORKERS AND MEMBERS OF STATE LEGISLATURES BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION. WE WILL NOT PERPETUATE FALSE CLAIMS OF A STOLEN ELECTION, AND WE WILL CONDEMN ANY LEADER IN OUR POLITICAL PARTY THAT CHOSES TO DO SO.

NO, WE ARE NOT THE SAME. WE ARE STILL STEADFASTLY AMERICAN IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY; THE MAGA GOP HAS SOLD THEIR ASS AND THEIR SOUL TO PUTIN.

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TRUMP WON BOYSSSSSSSSSS

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what do these symbols even mean

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

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kettun

unidentified fucking thing

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forgot to post so uhhh furby reblog

You know I keep that thang on me

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It is very interesting to me to find the lot of the speculations for Cole's backstory to be about war and their family getting slaughtered. I feel it best for myself to say that this is wrong and i will not be addressing death in that manner! Good noon!

I do not want to tackle topics and themes i havent had a personal connection or experience with, even metaphorically, it feels off

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🐦📖🌾 𓆱 Be all ears! The Lark is willed, with Songs of Origin: from huts to cages, from house to hills.

Listen to the two tracks: https://found.ee/songsoforigin

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It looks like theyre shooting lazers out of their eyes

Fruit, Acne, and Tomie are all engaging in the Eye Removal Ritual today 💖💖💖

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aww cute bracelet

🌙🦉⭐

Owlie's eyes arrived! They match the necklace perfectly.

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bro is tramatized

poor guys seen some things

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🎨Friday the Furbteenth🖌

Hilary and Hailey hosted such a wonderful gallery of Furby artists yesterday! It was so nice to meet everyone next to their work 🥺❤ I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of people who showed up opening night to support the gallery and I can't wait to go back next year!

The gallery will be open until September 22nd in Madison, Wisconsin for those who might want to check it out!

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Jack Furbington

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@httpsh3 @phineasandfurb-y @doctorfurbenstein @brokefurbyfan

Thank you @anti-homophobia-cheese for the tag! This one is super fun!

Tagging @cha-melodius @zwiazdziarka @orchidscript @firenati0n @read-and-write- @gayrootvegetable @alasse9 @caterpills @xthelastknownsurvivorx @cultofsappho @love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward and anyone else that wants to play!