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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

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*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

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the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

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(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

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job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

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A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

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It’s my favorite thing when a lesbian is just like “I got extra fries with my meal, gay rights” or an enby is like “wow trans rights I just got a free gift card to the movies” or a bi dude is like “finally found a plant that won’t die, queer rights I guess.” Like that is the funniest shit I don’t care.

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i hate bein the stereotypical emo bitch but life sux ,my dude

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I like people who don’t need everyone to like them

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Be teachable. You’re not always right.

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I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

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me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

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*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic

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An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!

Marie Mjolnir (via reallyfantasticphilosopher)