Call me Lex. 27 year old void spawn, male presenting but in a female way, gay, who thinks he's funny but is actualy a pile of decorative garbage. Trapped in Plato's Allegory of the Cave for sexy reasons. Bibble is a war criminal and must be apprehended for his crimes against humanity. On this day, July 17th, 2021, Forrest was found and kidnapped by a sentient Hershey's Chocolate Bar who was then viciously murdered by Freddy Benson. I am Cringe, but I am Free. Every day my bio gets more and more incomprehensible, as it should be. Steve from Blues Clues is proud of me and nothing else matters. Autism is stored in the balls. July 7th 2022, Argentina experienced an economic collapse as the economy minister resigns after doing nothing to help. Meanwhile, the UK Tory party fucking imploded with Boris Johnson (and 50+ others) resigning because everyone hates him 🗡 July 8th 2022, Shinzo Abe former PM of Japan and known fascist and r*pe apologist, got assassinated (by someone who is not Hideo Kojima) 🦀🦀🦀 Canadians would find out about this later, because millions of canadians lost power, reportedly affecting 1/4th of the country. I don't know enough about Sri Lanka, but July 9th 2022, Sri Lanka's PM's house burned down in a protest and their president resigned 🔥 September 8th 2022, Queen Elizabeth finally fucking died on Out of Touch, or should we say Out of Throne Thursday🦀🦀🦀 blog header credit to canadian photographer Dennis Fast. My bio is an ever growing amalgamation of things I think about daily. i am not responsible for the tags i leave on your posts but i am sorry about it :3 In march 2024, I was crowned Scene King at the Alt Party by being the only Actually Alt Person at the Alt Party and since it was my crush who crowned me, I've been riding that high ever since. I have the memory of a goldfish with shitty memory. sorry :(. guess who just learned about the character limit on bios
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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Don't you dare cum yet, this video is sponsored by raid: shadow legends
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half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"
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Round 6: The Quarterfinals
(Poll 1 of 4)
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@kittybroker
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why must clothes tear when you wear them repeatedely? love should make you stronger
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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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