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[b0ffuun]

it’s so hard to space out the chapter release dates cuz i have so many drafts.

like im gigglin to myself like “the hoes gon looooooovvee dis”😈😈😈😈

(that means more chapters of Air Head is out >:3)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66168361/chapters/170543056

[b0ffuun]

YOU’RE A WOMAN???

Living with the boys has been the best decision you’ve had. They’re fun, respectful (most of the time) and….. incredibly attractive for a bunch of skeletons.

There were zero downsides, unless you count being seen as a man one. The boys think your male, which makes sense since your more comfortable in menswear than anything else. You don’t judge them, hell you never even corrected them. It doesn’t hurt you, you know who you are and that’s all that matters.

Walking into the living room, phone in hand, you start talking. “Thanks for comin to my very totally important house meeting, first things first, can we have miso soup for dinner? And last, my friend Christina ‘s gonna come visit for the week, mind if she stays here for the time being?” You ask the multi colored skeletons, Papyrus is the first to speak up.“FIRST, YES I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME MISO SOUP, AND SECOND, OF COURSE SHE COULD STAY WITH US! I WOULD LOVE TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND!” “NOW WAIT A SECOND!” Edge stood from the couch, “HOW DO WE KNOW THIS HUMAN IS TRUSTWORTHY, FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE COULD KILL US IN OUR SLEEP!”

“Chris wouldn’t do that Edge, i’ve known her since middle school, she can’t pick up a pair of scissors without cutting herself accidentally” You say, Edge squinted at you, eye lights full of suspicion. “I HATE TO ADMIT IT” Black starts, “BUT EDGE IS RIGHT, WHAT IF THIS FRIEND OF YOURS CHANGED”

You let out a sigh.

“I understand why you don’t trust them, but i haven’t seen her in years, she’s one of my closest friends next to you guys” You don’t miss the way they seemed to shrink after calling them friends. “I’ll let you think about it, no pressure, just let me know by tomorrow please”

****

The boys agreed to let her stay, Papyrus and Blue volunteered to drive you to the airport to pick her up.

As soon as you walked in to the doors, you were crushed by a familiar figure.

“EEEEE Y/N ITS BEEN TOO LOOOOONGG!” “Hey Chris” You say in a strained voice, her arms still wrapped incredibly tight around you.

The boys share a look.

“Alright before anything,” You start after she let you go, “This is Papyrus and Blue, two of the roommates we have.” “Hi! I’m Christina! It’s sooo nice to meet you!”

Christina was any man’s dream. Light brown skin, curvy plump figure, brown hair and green eyes, complete with flared leggings, sneakers, a baby tee and a hand out, waiting for any of the boys to shake. Papyrus grabbed it first. “HELLO! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!” “AND IM THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE!”

The drive home was full of talk, though it was mostly just Christina, you were just listening. You don’t mind, you preferred to listen, it takes less energy.

Finally entering to house with Blue and Papyrus helping with her luggage, you show her the living room where the rest of the boys waited. “Alright, introductions.. Who starts?”

“Me! I’m Christina, thank you soooo much for letting me stay!”

“I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE EDGE”

“names red”

“heya, i’m sans the skeleton”

“stretch”

“I AM THE MALEVOLENT BLACK”

“rus”

“Hiiiiii!!” Christina meets everyone’s eye lights, not an ounce of fear or discomfort. You turn to your friend, “You can sleep with me, lemme help–“ “WAIT WHAT?” Edge looks at you with disbelief (and jealousy), the other skeletons too. “Well yeah?? She’s my friend, i’m not gonna let her sleep on the couch, plus we’ve slept on the same bed before it’s no big deal.”

“YOUVE..SLEPT…TOGETHER.?” Black forced out, his hands gripping the couch. “Yeahh… umm.. are you guys okay?”

“THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM TOO! THE HUMAN CAN TAKE MY ROOM!” Blue adds.

“BUT I TOO WISH TO SLEEP WITH HIM!”

“paps don’t word it like that—“

“YOU FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE! ONLY I, THE TERRIBLE EDGE AM SUITABLE! AND RED TOO I GUESS”

“hehe, nice”

“NONSENSE! ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO SUCH A THING! MUTT CAN STAY ON THE FLOOR”

“cough bitch cough”

“shut your teeth ashtray”

“or what mutt?”

“WAIT!” Everyone turned to Christina. Letting out a nervous laugh, she stepped slightly behind you, “Just a quick question… umm… why do you keep saying he?”

“HES A MAN OBVIOUSLY, I SUPPOSE YOU ARE NOT REALLY A FRIEND IF IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO NOTICE” Edge said, rolling his eye lights.

“Man…? PFFT HAHAHHAHA– YOU– YOU NEVER TOLD THEM??” Chris says laughing her ass off. “Well, they never asked, plus i don’t really care so…”

“not ta be a bum but uhh, what’s so funny?” Asks Red. Christina only lets out a mischievous giggle before moving behind you and pulling your oversized band tee tight against you. Showing off your curves with a small, “Cha chaaann!”

The room goes blank, before all of them seemed to have the same thought they had to express;

“YOU’RE A WOMAN?!”

[b0ffuun]

first chapter of Air Head is out! :3

—It’s been years since you’ve spoken to any of your monster friends, it’s not you fault though… right? you were only defending yourself, it hurt for a while, but you got better, you don’t need those numb skulls anyway!

… SO WHY ARE THEY COMING BACK WITH DUPLICATES???—

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66168361/chapters/170543056

[b0ffuun]

WELCOME! BIENVENIDOS!

My name is Bofuun and welcome to my tumblr ^^!

i’m in a crap ton of fandoms to list, i’ll try my best to respond to requests when they are open!

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