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i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety

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and then toby fox made kris dreemurr and the world smiled big and wide because. wow, what a character.

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you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn't meaningfully changed in a decade. you don't know I'm posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I'm not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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How long does it take to create a single image or page?

3 seconds I think?

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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remember eos lip balm? that was so fucked up

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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if i go to a cake store and i want a vanilla cake, and the section with vanilla cake is full of vanilla/chocolate cake

and the section with chocolate cake is also full of vanilla/chocolate cake, both to the point of blocking my view of either solo flavor

and the people making the vanilla/chocolate cakes keep putting them in both sections and not the clearly labeled 'vanilla/chocolate combo' section because 'well it has BOTH so i deserve the right to put it in both even if you've asked me to not do this'

yeah you have the right to do it

im just going to leave the cake store and take all my money with me

i used to go to that cake store and make friends with other vanilla enjoyers! i even like vanilla/chocolate cake sometimes myself and want to make friends with other fans of it.

but sometimes, most times, i want JUST FUCKING VANILLA CAKE

you are at this point pushing out people who want just vanilla. you are pushing out people who want JUST chocolate too.

whatever

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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

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I made this a year ago and I never posted it. Oops

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can you watch her while i go smoke

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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Castiel deserved to shove his hand in Dean's chest to use his soul like a battery at least Once in the whole 15 seasons. Just saying.