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Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

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i hope the fag-nifying glass gets invented in the future for us gays

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Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

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LISTEN UP THUGS

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women have a hard time refusing a coffee order that someone got wrong because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings and people are surprised that we get manipulated during the very vulnerable and threatening atmosphere of sex with men

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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AND NOW I WILL TOO

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Well thank God.

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In order for a new character to be in smash bros

There must be a sacrifice

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my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

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You guys make a super cute couple.