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people r always saying “get therapy” 2 ppl who have actually had too much therapy and need to do two years of a brutal physical labor job instead Genuinely no more therapy-speak and obsessing over the supposed intricacies of your average mind for you get your ass on the Alaskan salmon fishing boat
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish
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by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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My favorite part of listening to a podcast is skipping the ads. Lol you're not telling me about that
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to run low on storage space
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2023 recap!!!
jan: forgot
feb: forgot
march: forgot
april: forgot
may: forgot
june: forgot
july: forgot
aug: forgot
sep: forgot
oct: forgot
nov: forgot
dec: forgot
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wow this cannot be good for me *keeps doing it*
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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers
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going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year
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Him: you better not be cunty Eisenhower when I get there
Me:

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