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man's best friend

(reference below)

original album cover:

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Radfem: You owe everything to women. All of you were made by one.

Dude: actually

did you know 61% of dudes are actually made in The Cave

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can i say a hot take or is now a bad time

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mitzi babey ⭐

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my entry for @alicewav 's DTIYS! congrats on the follower milestone!

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today's the perfect weather for my closet courier six cosplay and I couldn't resist doing a little photoshoot

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you'd think I like getting bullied at orgies. I do NOT. "eyyy whadda hell! jizz on someone yer own size!" id say

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today's the perfect weather for my closet courier six cosplay and I couldn't resist doing a little photoshoot

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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so I'm moving apartments in a couple weeks and after I told the landlord we weren't gonna renew our lease I started getting a bunch of emails from the building's real estate agent because of course they can't wait 2 weeks to start trying to sell the place again and she wants to do showings of our place. which I would theoretically be fine with. except this is the view you get upon entering my apartment

and I can only imagine how many potential renters this would scare off

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how the fuck do you even draw him i cant draw him

i think they laced my candy

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im tired of people on the train sitting on the outside of two-seat benches just so no one sits next to them (which just leaves less seats for people) so i made this

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[MOVIETIPS] here's what fans might've missed: the text that reads "The Godfather" in the beginning is a clever reference to the subject matter of the rest of the film

Please Donate To MOVIETIPS:

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PROBLEM: women can't find good men

SOLUTION: in predominantly male prisons, allow prisoners to read feminist theory and learn how to contour with makeup.

EXPLANATION: it will stimulate the creation of the most desirable man - the respectful, sexy dude with a deep and mysterious past.

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Palisades Center – West Nyack, NY

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One struggle 🫡

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"so you're saying you can't finish unless the other person is fat?" im SAYING... that good things cum to those who weight. very common turn of phrase my friend.