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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

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I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

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How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus  

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by Laure S

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“Gretchen Wieners had cracked.”

MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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Sketches and unfinished doodles from my current sketchbook.

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Yeah, just some childhood art of George Washington skinny-dipping in a river with a goose. No biggie.

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When it comes to typos, go big or go home I say.