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Usagi by The Art of Riccardo Bacci

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100 Ouran High School Host Club Stickers

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All waterproof Ouran High School stickers are made with the best quality double layered vinyl. This vinyl Ouran stickers are 100% waterproof, sun proof and UV resistant. Safe and environment protection. Never faded out. Peel off without residue.

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bruce finds out that he owns 20 acres of land in upstate new york but doesn't remember buying it. he's had a lot of hits to the head ok? upon investigation he finds that a crew has been hired to build barns? fencing? coops? stables? did he buy clark a new farm?

he goes to check it out and when he gets there he finds his oldest and youngest sons both there. dick is talking with people and damian is "testing the integrity" (kicking and shaking) of the fences

turns out damian wanted a sanctuary for abused farm animals and dick thought it was a wonderful idea. they go up there whenever they're free and bruce has never noticed until now

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Stardew Farmhouse Building Toy

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The farmhouse is the player's permanent residence in Stardew Valley. The interior with a small bed, table, chair, TV, and a fireplace. This model includes a wood storage shed (to the left of the house) and a chest on the side to simulate the chest in the game where you would put all your rubbish

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if Damian can imitate voices then there’s no way he doesn’t steal Bruce’s phone Friday Night Dinner style to harass Tim.

Tim, picking up a call from Bruce: Hello?

Damian, imitating Bruce perfectly: Timothy, I need you to stay away from the gala tonight. You are short and unapplealing and I don’t want to be seen with you.

Tim:

Tim, tired as fuck: Damian, never in my life has Bruce referred to me as ‘Timothy’. I know it’s you.

Damian, softly: fuck.

Damian: *hangs up*

-

*ring ring*

Tim: yeah?

Damian as Bruce, calling at 2AM: i birthed you.

Tim: eh?

Damian: it was a 12 hour labour.

Tim:

Damian: you tore my crotch beyond repair-

Tim: ok- Damian i know it’s you now KNOCK IT OFF.

-

Tim, hanging out with Jason: oh, B just sent me a voice message?

Jason: ?? the fucks he want, play it.

Tim: *presses play*

Bruce: you remind me of a baby hippo. grey skin and wide, unintelligent eyes.

Tim and Jason:

Tim and Jason:

Jason: wh-

Tim: i understand why you tried to kill me now.

Tim: having little brothers is a fucking travesty.

Jason:

Jason: so was that not Bruce?

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Trixie by Nnalyart

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Pepper: Tony, you’ve been in the lab for two days! You need to sleep!

Tony: Come on, Pep— I’m not even tired and I’m almost done! Just one more day…

Pepper, leaving the lab:

Pepper, storming in five minutes later with Peter by her side:

Peter, sniffling dramatically: Mr. Stark, I’m tired :(

Tony, throwing all his tools down immediately and hurrying out of the lab: Welp, you heard the kid. Friday, dim the lights and cue up Star Wars. I’ll grab the weighted blankets. You grab the hot cocoa. We meet on the couch in five—

Pepper, slipping Peter ten bucks: Thanks sweetheart

Peter, now ten bucks richer, binging Star Wars, AND hanging out with Tony: Thank me? This is the best day of my life

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Sailor Moon- Tuxedo Mask Smile 8" Plush

https://amzn.to/43zUMAK

8in tall

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The Bat kids definitely all know each others' most embarrassing moments and leverage this knowledge mercilessly.

They have an unspoken rule that these stories never leave the family, but within Wayne Manor, everything is fair game.

Tim can't live down the time he sleepwalked into a Justice League meeting and gave a twenty-minute presentation on why hotdogs are basically a taco before anyone woke him up.

Dick is still haunted by the security footage of him practicing pickup lines in the Batcave mirror while wearing the Nightwing suit. ("Hey there, they call me Nightwing, but you can call me... anytime." finger guns)

Jason refuses to acknowledge the existence of his teenage poetry journal that Damian found and distributed to everyone. No one is allowed to mention the phrase "darkness of my bleeding soul" in his presence.

Damian pretends he doesn't know about the video of him baby-talking to a kitten for forty-five minutes straight while thinking no one was home.

Bruce has no embarrassing moments because he's Batman. Except for the time he got his cape stuck in the Batmobile door and dragged himself halfway across Gotham before realizing.

The only person with no embarrassing stories is Alfred, because Alfred has never done anything embarrassing in his entire life. He does, however, have a comprehensive file of everyone else's moments that he threatens to show at galas when they misbehave.

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Dick: I just feel so tired ya know? For no goddamn reason. I was fine this morning. Had an alright of sleep as well.

Tim, no hesitation: Depression.

Dick, blinking: oh yeah!

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*peter walking in to the lab wearing a iron man shirt*

Peter: uh mr stark

Tony: yep *looking over to peter*

Peter:

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: what the f… are you wearing?!

Peter: swear jar! *pointing to three jars filled with cash*

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Stardew Community Center 1042pcs

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The Stardew community center, constructed with 1042 pieces versatile building blocks, offering endless fun and playability. It contains lots of great features such as the foldable eaves, openable doors and windows, and fun stickers enhance its good-looking appeal. A delightful addition is the adorable Junimo and their treehouse. This building house set transforms the virtual scenes of the game into a tangible reality, inviting players to immerse themselves into the magical world of Stardew

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The Avengers: aw he’s so cute

Tony: thanks he’s a rescue

Peter: stop telling people that

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Peter using gen z slang is so funny bc I just know Tony has no clue what he’s talking about like

Peter, on comms during a mission: Chat are you seeing this? I fear I’m cooked. Should I just kms for real

Tony: WHAT the FUCK are you saying

Bonus— Peter grew up with Uncle Ben and a total nerd, so he also says words like “radical” and “wicked” unironically and Tony is left baffled, wondering what century this kid is even from

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♦Favorite Characters♦

Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties)

“Love is always worth the risk. Eternity is a long time to live with regret.”