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hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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Guilty Gear Strive: Dual Rulers Episode 4

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losing my shit over this line

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https://x.com/NOAA/status/1915814304634298817?t=lZ_l0dhPCqw5blds2PAmWw&s=19

Donald Trump just signed an executive order allowing for deep sea mining.

I genuinely feel like I'm going to cry.

This is an environmental emergency.

So much deep sea life is going to die from this. So many animals we know basically nothing about will be gone. It will take millions of years for the seabed to heal.

I can't take this anymore

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Undertale where everything is the same but when you encounter Asgore hes pregnant in the throne room and you have a choice to mercy or abort that thing

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It's actually pretty clever and logical.

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insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

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can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

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Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like “this is my favorite scallop because he’s sassy”

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pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨

I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:

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the frightening ghoul and i had a conversation—well, half a conversation—and came to an understanding

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elf liberalism probably goes insane