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Well guys, I'm moving blogs again. XD I'm going to try a new theme, a new way of writing/choosing my muses. Don't expect a sudden influx of activity, but I am going to try to keep up a little better.

This time you can find me at @mmerrakki.

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&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

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Send “Oh no you DON’T”   to grab my muse by the back of their collar to stop them from doing something stupid

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:: 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! ──── ⪩⪨ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐘, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐋𝐄, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐗, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐄

' the truth is everyone is winging it. '

' you make a huge difference. '

' imagine how we would be if we were less afraid. '

' one of our greatest freedoms is how we react to things. '

' often the hardest person to forgive is yourself. '

' i think everyone is just trying to get home. '

' you fell-- but i've got you. '

' everyone is a bit scared, but we are less scared together. '

' tears fall for a reason and they are your strength, not weakness. '

' what is the bravest thing you've ever said? '

' asking for help isn't giving up, it's refusing to give up. '

' sometimes i worry you'll all realize i'm ordinary. '

' we all need a reason to keep going. what's yours? '

' how do they look so together and perfect? '

' the greatest illusion is that life should be perfect. '

' life is difficult, but you are loved. '

' sometimes i think you believe in me more than i do. '

' i have nothing interesting to say. '

' being honest is always interesting. '

' there's something i haven't told you. '

' is your glass half empty or full? '

' look how far we've come. '

' do you have any other advice? '

' home isn't always a place, is it? '

' sometimes all you hear about is the hate, but there is more love in this world than you could possibly imagine. '

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words and actions that affectionately scream ”you’re mine”

prompt list by @novelbear

"you're my everything."

suddenly pulling them toward you to wrap them in a hug

^ or to plant a firm kiss on their forehead, lips, or cheek

"i love the idea of growing old with you."

defending them from getting teased because "you're the only one allowed to laugh at them"

"who needs friends? i have you."

making a little scrapbook of every treasured memory together and giving it to them

getting them cute matching jewelry, clothes, etc.

"i'll choose you always. no matter what."

putting the word "my" in front of their name when calling for them

"you're all i ever needed."

firmly holding their hand in public

bragging about them to others whenever they make an achievment

^ "that's my [name]! that's my partner! i'm dating them!"

(jokingly) sulking and moping when someone else gets the slightest bit of attention

holding them in your lap (even if there's plenty of space/seats)

"you know you're stuck with me, right?" "thank god i am..."

back and forth talking all night about the future

"you're all mine, you got that? i'm not sharing."

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You've Changed

"When did you stop caring?"

"You've grown so cruel."

"I can't believe I used to love you."

"You're not who you were."

"There's this anger in you."

"I can see it in your eyes."

"Why do you hate so strongly?"

"Who broke you?"

"You bottle up all that rage and the only person it hurts is you."

"You're full of things you won't say."

"You could be better than this."

"You were better than this."

"I can't believe what they did to you."

"Do you not care?"

"All that hurt, all that pain... was it worth it?"

"I don't even recognise you."

"Why do you think it's okay?"

"I wish I could find you again."

"It's a quiet hurt, isn't it?"

"You could be okay again. If you let me in."

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◜ 𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ◞ : a collection of prompts from the 2023 animated film 𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀 based off the graphic novel by nd stevenson . adjust phrasing as desired ! not spoiler free .

go back to the shadows from whence you came !

if you want a happily ever after , you can never let your guard down .

hey , thinky face . look at me .

it's not what [ ] wanted .

i don't feel safe .

i'm not brooding ! i'm just - i'm thinking .

this is my thinking face .

you were better and worked harder than all of us .

but what if they still hate me ?

they're gonna love you . like i do .

did you think i was going to apologize for how i treated you ? oh my god , that's hilarious . you're so stupid , i love it .

some of us don't get the happily ever after we're looking for .

the garbage and the smell of sadness really pull the whole thing together .

wait , who are you ?

put that down !

okay , how old do you think i am ?

not a lot of kids in your life huh ?

i'm here about the job .

do you like it ?

every villain needs a sidekick .

sweet murder wall !

this guy looks extremely punchable .

you're right , he is extremely punchable .

are you saying you're not a villain ?

are you disappointed that i'm not a murderer ?

it's complicated , okay ?

i am not gonna get arrested !

i trusted you .

give me a chance !

because once everyone sees you as a villain , that's what you are .

they only ever see you one way . no matter how hard you try .

if you see anyone , hide .

that's a hard no .

something , something , something , we win !

did you see the way he looked at me ?

how could i promise you when i don't know what's about to happen ?

this is the part where you run .

you're a monster .

do not call me that !

why are you helping me ?

everybody hates you too .

i think what you mean to say is thanks for saving my life .

can you just be you please ?

i can't be seen with that !

you've been staring .

can you please just be normal for a second ?

easier for who ?

how did you get like this ?

that explains literally nothing .

you need to sit down . you're bleeding !

most people scream at that part .

i'm not people .

does it hurt at all ?

i've been through worse .

what does it feel like ?

i feel worse when i don't do it .

why did you set me up ?

they brainwashed you good .

arm chopping is not a love language !

it's how we were trained .

you should be questioning everything right now !

i've lost my mind . i've lost everything .

i never asked for that .

you lied to me about everything !

then you never knew me at all .

i've got you , kid !

i said i don't want to talk about it !

i don't need your help !

i don't know what's scarier : the fact that everyone wants to kill me ? or that sometimes , i just wanna let ' em .

we have to get you out of here.

we'll go , together .

no matter what we do we can't change the way people see us .

you changed the way you see me .

it's okay . you're safe . we're home .

let's live here forever .

i wouldn't be here if you'd stood up for me .

there is something i need to tell you .

i'm not the villain here !

i know ! i know . i believe you .

i'm sorry for everything .

we've been wrong about everything .

this was a mistake .

why can't you just leave me alone ?

because i love you .

tell me this isn't you .

where did you get that ?

you think that i would do that ? that that's who i am ?

think about everything that we've been through together !

you were using me !

you wanted them to see someone else to hate so you wouldn't be alone !

i want to hear you say it ! say it !

don't you wish you were normal ?

you know what you are !

innocent people will die .

what are we doing ?

what have i done ?

i'm sorry . i'm sorry .

i see you .

i see you . and you're not alone .

what if we're wrong ? what if we've always been wrong ?

be right back . i'm gonna go break some stuff .

it's time to rewrite the story .

come back . please come back .

maybe it's not the end of the story .

holy sh - !

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Concerned/Worried Prompts

1. “Baby, please respond.”

2. “Do you need me to get you anything?”

3. “I need to know that you’re okay.”

4. “Call me when you see this.”

5. “Why are you crying?”

6. “Talk to me.”

7. “You know you can tell me anything.”

8. “I’m here for you, my love.”

9. “Don’t lie to me.”

10. “Where have you been?!  I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for three hours!”

11. “Eventually you’re gonna have to tell me what’s on your mind.”

12. “Are you sure you’re okay?”

13. “I’ll stay with you.”

14. “I don’t want you to be alone right now.”

15. “I thought something had happened to you.”

16. “Come here.”

17. “Hey, is everything okay?”

18. “What’s on your mind, love?”

19. “Have you eaten anything?”

20. “What are you afraid of?”

21. “Is there something you’re not telling me?”

22. “You’re never this quiet.”

23. “Did I do something to upset you?”

24. “Please open the door.”

25. “I’m here to listen when you’re ready to talk.”

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“food as a love language” prompts ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-

⋆ “i know you said you weren’t hungry, but i made you something anyways.”

⋆ “you seemed a little off on the phone, so i wanted to make sure you had something nice to come home to.”

⋆ “i heard you reminiscing about it the other day, so i called your mom and got the recipe.”

⋆ “hey, hey- i know you always say you don’t have time to eat breakfast before you leave, so i got up early to make you something you could eat on the go.”

⋆ "you know i don't mind that you can't help me while i'm cooking. wanna help me plate it up now?"

⋆ “of course i remembered what you like, why do you think i always have it made fresh when you come over? i’m not actually a psychic.”

⋆ "well you said you were craving [insert food] and it's too late to run to the store to grab it so yeah, i made it for you."

⋆ “come on, i can see you’re starving. just let me make you something, you know i don’t mind.”

-ˏˋ. actions / scenarios ˊˎ-

⋆ practising cooking a dish from their friend/partner's childhood in secret before serving it to them for the first time

⋆ gently reminding them to eat

⋆ always having the ingredients for their comfort meal on hand in case they have a bad day

⋆ navigating around their sensory issues with food while cooking for them without being asked

⋆ dropping off food for them during a stressful day

⋆ being patient as they teach the other how to cook

⋆ learning how to prepare food from their home country for them

⋆ wordlessly setting a meal down in front of them after they come home at the end of a long day

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Overprotective Dialogue

Requested on @promptful warnings: references to violence/threats.

DIALOGUE:

1)  “Did they hurt you?”

2) “Are you okay?” 

3) “Let me handle this.” 

4) “I won’t let them touch you.” 

5) “Stick close.”

6) “Stay where I can see you.” 

7) “Don’t move.” 

8) “I should have been there.” 

9) “What hurts?” 

10) “Where’s the nearest hospital?” 

11) “I’ll never let this happen again.” 

12) “Who are you?” 

13) “What do you want?” 

14) “We’re not interested in talking.” 

15) “If they touched even a single hair on your head…” 

16) “Who did this?” 

17) “Lock the door.” 

18) “They won’t get past me.” 

19) “I’ll fight until my last breath to keep you safe.” 

20) “Please, allow me to guard you.” 

21) “They’re a threat, [your majesty].” 

22) “What business do you have with [them]?” 

23) “Stay over tonight.” 

24) “Hey, if something’s going on… you can tell me.” 

25) “Are you in danger?” 

26) “What’s going on?” 

27) “I don’t like the way [they] speak to you.” 

28) “You’ll always have somewhere to stay.” 

29) “Don’t leave with [them].” 

30) “Hurt them, and you’ll reap the consequences.” 

31) “You don’t have to protect me.” “Then who will?” 

32) “Get away from [them].” 

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MELODRAMA SENTENCE STARTERS

(( collection of ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN sentence starters taken from LORDE’s sophmore album ‘ MELODRAMA ’ . ))

001.  GREEN  LIGHT  . ‘  i  do  my  makeup  in  somebody  else’s  car  .  ’ ‘  i  know  about  what  you  did  .  ’ ‘  i  wanna  scream  the  truth  .  ’ ‘  you’re  such  a  damn  liar  .  ’ ‘  thought  you  said  that  we  would  always  be  in  love  .  ’ ‘  you’re  not  in  love  .  ’ ‘  did  it  frighten  you  ??  ’ ‘  i’ll  be  seeing  you  wherever  i  go  .  ’ ‘  i  can’t  let  go  .  ’ ‘  i  wish  i  could  get  my  things  and  just  let  go  .  ’ ‘  sometimes  i  wake  up  in  a  different  bedroom  .  ’

002.  SOBER  . ‘  oh  ,  god  ,  i’m  clean  out  of  air  in  my  lungs  .  ’ ‘  it’s  time  we  danced  with  the  truth  .  ’ ‘  my  hips  have  missed  your  hips  .  ’ ‘  go  astray  with  me  .  ’ ‘  ain’t  a  pill  that  could  touch  our  rush  .  ’ ‘  what  will  we  do  when  we’re  sober  ??  ’ ‘  i  know  you’re  feeling  it  too  .  ’ ‘  can  we  keep  up  with  the  ruse  ??  ’

003.  HOMEMADE  DYNAMITE  . ‘  don’t  know  you  super  well  ,  but  i  think  that  you  might  be  the  same  as  me  .  ’ ‘  i’ll  give  you  my  best  side  ,  tell  you  all  my  best  lies  .  ’ ‘  awesome  ,  right  ??  ’ ‘  blow  shit  up  with  homemade  dynamite  .  ’ ‘  might  get  your  friend  to  drive  ,  but  he  can  hardly  see  .  ’

004.  THE  LOUVRE  . ‘  summer  slipped  us  underneath  her  tongue  .  ’ ‘  our  days  and  nights  are  perfumed  with  obsession  .  ’ ‘  half  of  my  wardrobe  is  on  your  bedroom  floor  .  ’ ‘  i  can’t  get  enough  .  ’ ‘  i  overthink  your  punctuation  use  ,  not  my  fault  ,  just  a  thing  that  my  mind  do  .  ’ ‘  you’re  the  one  to  blame  .  ’ ‘  can  you  hear  the  violence  ??  ’ ‘  broadcast  the  boom  ,  and  make  ‘em  all  dance  to  it  .  ’ ‘  blow  all  my  friendships  ,  to  sit  in  hell  with  you  .  ’ ‘  we’re  the  greatest  ,  they’ll  hang  us  in  the  louvre  .  down  the  back  ,  but  who  cares  ??  still  the  louvre  .  ’ ‘  okay  ,  i  know  that  you  are  not  my  type  ,  still  ,  i  fall  .  ’ ‘  i’m  just  the  sucker  who  let  you  fill  their  mind  .  ’ ‘  what  about  love  ??  ’ ‘  just  move  in  close  to  me  .  closer  .  ’

005.  LIABILITY  . ‘  i’m  crying  in  the  taxi  .  ’ ‘  he  says  he  made  the  big  mistake  of  dancing  in  my  storm  —  said  it  was  poison  .  ’ ‘  she’s  so  hard  to  please  ,  but  she’s  a  forest  fire  .  ’ ‘  you’re  a  little  much  for  me  .  ’ ‘  you’re  a  liability  .  ’ ‘  i  understand  ,  i’m  a  liability  .  ’ ‘  i’m  a  little  much  for  everyone  .  ’ ‘  the  truth  is  :  i  am  a  toy  that  people  enjoy  ‘til  all  of  the  tricks  don’t  work  anymore  .  and  then  they  are  bored  of  me  .  ’ ‘  every  perfect  summer’s  eating  me  alive  .  ’ ‘  they’re  gonna  watch  me  disappear  into  the  sun  .  ’ ‘  you’re  all  gonna  watch  me  disappear  into  the  sun  .  ’

006.  HARD  FEELINGS  //  LOVELESS  . ‘  go  back  and  tell  it  .  ’ ‘  please  could  you  be  tender  ??  ’ ‘  let’s  give  it  a  minute  before  we  admit  that  we’re  through  .  ’ ‘  i  remember  the  rush  when  forever  was  us  .  ’ ‘  our  love  is  a  ghost  .  ’ ‘  i  guess  i  should  go  .  ’ ‘  these  are  what  they  call  hard  feelings  of  love  .  ’ ‘  god  ,  i  wish  i  believed  you  when  you  told  me  this  was  my  home  .  ’ ‘  i  care  for  myself  the  way  i  used  to  care  about  you  .  ’ ‘  when  you’ve  outgrown  a  lover  ,  the  whole  world  knows  but  you  .  ’ ‘  i  loved  you  every  single  day  .  ’ ‘  it  was  real  for  me  .  ’ ‘  i’ll  fake  it  every  single  day  ‘til  i  don’t  need  fantasy  ,  ‘til  i  feel  you  leave  .  ’ ‘  i  still  remember  everything  .  ’ ‘  bet  you  wanna  rip  my  heart  out  .  ’ ‘  bet  you  wanna  skip  my  calls  now  .  ’ ‘  i’m  gonna  mess  your  life  up  .  ’ ‘  you’re  gonna  wanna  tape  my  mouth  shut  .  ’ ‘  we’re  l o v e l e s s  generation  .  all  fuckin’  with  our  lovers  heads  .  ’

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𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒

A list of roleplay prompts for or from musician muses playing all sorts of musical instruments. It's intentionally general to apply to all sorts of instruments and scenarios, so it may help to specify in the tags which musical instrument(s) your muse or muses can play!

ACTIONS

Add '+ reverse' to switch receiver and sender around

[ tune ] for sender to see receiver tuning their musical instrument

[ practice ] for sender to walk in on receiver practising their musical instrument

[ support ] for sender to come with receiver to an audition for an orchestra/band etc.

[ notes ] for sender to see receiver writing music

[ scribbles ] for our muses to write music together

[ audience ] for receiver to play a musical instrument for the sender

[ shop ] for our muses to go to a specialist music store together

[ present ] for sender to gift a musical instrument to receiver

[ concert ] for sender to come to one of the receiver's musical performances

[ backstage ] for sender to bump into receiver just after their musical performance

[ repair ] for receiver to help fix sender's musical instrument

[ teach ] for receiver to teach sender how to play a musical instrument

[ public ] for sender to see receiver playing a musical instrument in a public space (eg. a shopping centre)

[ booth ] for our muses to go to a recording studio

[ speakers ] for sender to play music they have recorded for the receiver

SENTENCES

"I didn't know you could play/sing!"

"Was that you I just heard?"

"You're good!"

"You're not bad!"

"How long have you played?"

"I've been playing for years."

"I only started playing a few weeks/months ago."

"Could you play me a song?"

"Do you know how to play [song]?"

"Could you teach me?"

"Is that yours?"

"Here, listen to this."

"Do you want to try?"

"Do you know how to play?"

"Sit down, I don't mind. I'll just keep playing/singing."

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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

“Don’t judge me by your own degraded standards.”

“You don’t know what I’m capable of. ”

“Some games are just too interesting to resist.”

“Have you ever eaten human flesh?”

“Are you sure you want to do that? Once you cross, that line, there’s no going back.”

“I can’t be cured because medicine can’t cure evil.”

“Everyone knows that threats from me are not idle threats.”

“The violence is getting out of control. It’s bad for business.”

“You and I both know how this is going to go.”

“Murder is not entertainment!”

“You’ve got no empathy, have you?”

“They had to put the remains of his face in a bucket.”

“You don’t fear me anymore. What has changed?”

“I think I can trust you to be fair and honest. Perhaps you haven’t been here long enough to be corrupted.”

“I can assure you that nothing sinister is going on here. Why are you so paranoid?”

“I think you could get away with anything if you put your mind to it.”

“Please don’t ask me how I obtained this unless you can offer me immunity from the law.”

“Where’s your decency? Your compassion?”

“I’m always amazed at the evil men do.”

“I know this sounds old-fashioned, but isn’t that illegal?”

“I don’t want anyone to think of me as sweet or devious.”

“Evil is human. It always has been.”

“I’ve never seen anybody with eyes like him before. They’re like a shark; black and dead.”

“What can I say? You caught me.”

“You need to be close to see the fear in his eyes as he dies.”

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Oblivious Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences for characters that have a habit of missing the obvious. Adjust phrasing where needed)

“Everyone seems to know everything about everything, apart from me.”

“I know you’re not very aware when it comes to men, but really?”

“Women confound you, don’t they?”

“For a clever man, you really don’t know anything.”

“Do you seriously not understand what you did wrong?”

“I’m sorry about that. Socially, I get confused.”

“Never mind, I’ll explain it to you later.”

“I thought it was supposed to be like that so I didn’t say anything.”

“It was a joke. You do know that, right?”

“Are you cross with me?”

“Does it even register, the upset that you cause?”

“Your interpersonal skills lack a certain something.”

“Don’t be so literal.”

“You are a wonderful idiot sometimes.”

“He keeps talking to you because he thinks you’re attractive. It’s really not that difficult to understand.”

“I am not familiar with the idiom, but I do understand the sentiment.”

“Why are you being nice?”

“Everybody fancies me, except for you.”

“He wants to be my friend? What for?”

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𝐌𝐈𝐗𝐄𝐃-𝐁𝐀𝐆 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — part one.

🧸 — Various sentence starters from the reaction images and memes saved on my phone. Some fluffy, some angsty, some just downright silly. Some have been altered for readability. Feel free to customize to your needs! Trigger warning for language and violence.

“ Hey, want to see a trick? ”

“ I am going to punch you in the throat. ”

“ You almost had it. ”

“ I have had a very long day… I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under. ”

“ No time to explain, get in! ”

“ Aight, I'm gonna cry now. ”

“ Congratulations! ”

“ I know more than you, thanks. ”

“ Guess I'll die. ”

“ I love this [ thing ] more than I love myself. ”

“ Give me a kiss right now or else. ”

“ Uh-oh! ”

“ Don't laugh. ”

“ My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. ”

“ Another day, another migraine. ”

“ Man. ”

“ I am a beacon of joy. ”

“ I'm in the mood today to be praised by others. ”

“ I expect nothing, and I'm still let down. ”

“ I've killed before. ”

“ Cheers, I'll drink to that, bro. ”

“ Say sike right now. ”

“ What the Cinnamon Toast fuck is this? ”

“ Don't… ”

“ [ name ], I crave violence. ”

“ Good morning, dudes! ”

“ Peace was never an option. ”

“ I see great rage in your future. ”

“ I'm fine. I just got excited and stopped breathing. ”

“ My love language is gentle acts of violence. ”

“ I'll see if you're worthy. ”

“ It's all so tiresome. ”

“ You'd leave a wretch alone in the eve with naught a morsel? ”

“ I am a genius. ”

“ It's so ugly… I love it. ”

“ Look. ”

“ This worries me. ”

“ Everyone knows what a [ thing ] is. ”

“ I don't know anything. ”

“ I know everything. ”

“ Hey, do you need some help? ”

“ I'm seriously at my limit. ”

“ Free lunch! ”

“ What are you most afraid of? ”

“ Now isn't this nice? ”

“ I am going to enact terrible violence. ”

“ I can do nothing but ask for forgiveness. ”

“ Goodbye. ”

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List of “and they were childhood best friends” prompts

(this was a request but I accidentally deleted it from my ask box, so this one is for you, anon!) 

“We literally grew up together, so of course I would know about all of your quirks. And I think they’re very cute.” 

“I mean… I never imagined marrying someone other than you, you know?”

“I was such a whiny kid—” “You were, but that didn’t make me like you any less.”

“Remember when I put a ringpop on your finger when we were five? You know, as my way to propose to you?” “…Yeah, that was actually very cute—” “What would you do if, hypothetically, I were to get down on one knee and put a real ring on your finger? Would you say yes like you did all of those years ago, with no hesitation?”

“It’s kinda funny how I knew you were the one when you told me you liked the ridiculous Christmas sweater my mum made me wear when were like… Ten.” 

“So… About my heart. Did you ever think of returning it? You’ve kept it for [insert amount of years] and I’m not saying I want it back, but… You know.”

“I know you better than you know yourself.” “And I, you.”

“I don’t know why I fell in love with you—” “Do you regret it or something?” “No, love, of course not.”

“Since when did you start liking me?” “Since we were four and you face planted outside your house while running to get the mail? Two people fell that day, literally and figuratively.” 

“You know, when I told you the one biggest wish I had was to grow old with you, I didn’t think it would actually come true.”