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Buck and Tommy flirting.

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Ok ok ok 911 SPOILERS and look away if you don't want a fan theory but:

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9×09 was a bait and switch

It's not the councilwoman messing up Hen's life, it's Gerrard

And that fire wasn't an accident

You're telling me Captain Gerrard turns up to a medal ceremony in his dress blues having been forcibly retired by three of the honorees?! (Hen as his victim, Tommy and Chim as complainants?) To look upon the happy 118 without him? With a known grudge against now acting captain Hen? Replaced by Bobby?

Yeah totally tracks and the councilwoman found those internal HR records of Hen on her own

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Way to wear the flag my dude

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911 writers really googled the term 'disaster bisexual' and said ok bet

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No but Buck coming out to the entire firefam via soot on his face is the most losercore method possible and and therefore 100% in character

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Lightning strike genius Buck waiting for regular Buck to do the math on why "dates women" + "dating a man" does not equal "I'm an ally"

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Tommy: I’m morosexual. I’m attracted to morons exclusively.

Buck: I think this is an open line.

Buck: That should be our motto. Who cares!

Buck: I’m an ally.

Tommy, taking off his Henley: Evan, you’re so fucking stupid-

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Fox: we can't let Buck and Eddie interact, the fans will read too much into it

ABC: they already do so why not give them something to read into

Fox: the show doesn't need promoting

ABC: put the cast in front of a camera and let them say whatever the fuck they want

Fox: Maddie and Eddie are only interesting when they're traumatised

ABC: wrong again! Look at these goofballs!

Fox: Buck is the straightest straight to ever straight

ABC: *maniac giggling* he just kissed a guyyyy

Fox: ...

ABC: fuck you!

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Buck: I'm an ally

Maddie: uh, aren't you *more* than an ally if you're dating a man?

Buck:

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Hi I'll be spending the next geological era buried under the earth and 1 billion tonnes of second-hand embarrassment due to "And we're gonna go find some hot chicks." Buck NO-

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Every single person hearing Buck's "I'm an ally" speech

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Me waiting very normally for episode 5

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Has anyone written this season from Tommy’s POV yet?? Because if so please tag me, but in the meantime I just had to outline the crazy sequence of events from his POV:

- Haven’t heard from the 118 in years and suddenly Howie is asking me to fly them into a hurricane

- But also we gotta wait for Hen but you’re gonna need to go get her so we can dramatically surprise her from inside the helicopter

- Can’t believe these losers were actually right and we just found an overturned cruise ship

- Start talking to Eddie in the aftermath and have so much in common, exchange numbers so we can hang out

- A day later Evan Buckley calls the station and asks if he can come by for a tour whenever I’ve got some free time and he seems cool too so why not

- My buddy in Vegas gets awesome tickets to the fight and convinces me to fly out and hey Eddie mentioned he’s into MMA right?

- Evan is super excited about everything but also doesn’t really seem like he’d actually want to switch stations so that’s odd - but hey flying is awesome and I can’t resist a little eye candy so I’ll offer to teach him

- Fight is awesome. Eddie is awesome. New friends are awesome and it’s rare that you have so much in common with someone so we are BFFs now

- Vibes at basketball were strange?? Apparently Evan doesn’t usually play but he shows up and gets really intense and I end up having to take Eddie to get his ankle patched up

- Painkiller!Eddie starts mumbling about how this is all his fault and he knows how Buck gets jealous and….oh now I feel bad

- Let me go to Evan’s place and clear the air - didn’t mean to cause all this drama I just wanted all the new friends

- I might be reading this wrong but Evan is flirting with me…? While also talking about Eddie way too much??

- Okay he is definitely flirting with me but also I am still not convinced he was jealous over me

- But also how can you not kiss a guy like that when he’s flirting with you and then rambling??

- Damn I really hope that was okay because I did not give him a lot of warning

- 😁😁 it was okay

- Gotta get out of here before I get distracted by kissing this man and miss my shift

- But can’t let Evan overthink it too much so make sure I secure a date before I go

- Oops almost forgot I came here to fix what I broke between him and Eddie - one last reminder and we’re good!

- Can’t wait for Saturday…

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Buck when he finally gets an invite to Tommy's karaoke night

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Something I noticed while I was writing my meta

This

Is the same place as this

They’re literally going to sit Eddie in between them - so it creates a triangle once more

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"CAREFUL, BABY!" Buck blurts

So are we going to have Buck worried about his bf who looks like can be in danger ?

Gimme Buck losing his shit over idea loosing the man who he really likes, who makes him feel good