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call me a gamer the way i mount and do him

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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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There’s no way..

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tomato lamp

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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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