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AWW - an expression of admiration for a cute thing or disappointment. Eg “Awww, a puppy!”

AWE - an overpowering feeling of reverence or wonder. Eg “They looked on the sprawling mountains with awe.”

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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“nothing to see here.” - The Field Museum of Natural History

museums are giving us quality quarantine content

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Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

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With all of the COVID-19 news and panic going on, the U.S. Government has been sneakily trying to pass the so called EARN IT Bill which would remove end-to-end encryption on messages and calls, and allow a scanning software to read all of them. Websites that don’t comply will lose protections.

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And thanks to anyone working to continue making food available like grocery store / restaurant employees, soup kitchen volunteers, and anyone else helping. The Cleveland Metropolitan School District in Ohio Is providing anyone age 18 and younger two free meals a day regardless and there’s more people helping to make sure folks don’t go hungry.

(https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news5cleveland.com/news/continuing-coverage/coronavirus/local-coronavirus-news/heres-a-list-of-local-school-districts-providing-meals-to-kids%3f_amp=true)

If any nurses/retail workers/doctors/... are following me, I just want to thank you all for your service. I know you're overworked and probably underpaid, but without you, this outbreak would be even worse.

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Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

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hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

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I can’t believe Into the Spiderverse casually made Peter Parker canonically Jewish. I feel valid in this chili’s tonight.