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its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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wollte mir irgendjemand sagen, dass Turnvater Jahn nicht nur das Turnen erfunden hat, sondern auch das Verb turnen, das Substantiv Turner und quasi alle Formen, die sich daraus ableiten: Turnstunde, vorturnen, Turnlerner, Turnhalle, ... oder musste ich das selbst herausfinden in einem Buch in Frakturschrift von 1875 über einen unehelich geborenen Turner aus Magdeburg, der im Krieg gegen die Franzosen 1814 versprengt, überfallen, getötet, ausgeraubt und nackt liegen gelassen wurde und dessen Leiche dann vom örtlichen anti-napoleonischen Bürgermeister gefunden wurde, der ihn, weil er einen so schönen, durchtrainierten Körper hatte, für einen preußischen Adeligen gehalten hat und ehrenhaft bestatten ließ, der dann aber von einem Kameraden kurze Zeit später wieder ausgegraben wurde, um ihn in der deutschen Heimat bestatten zu können, wozu es aber erst 1843 kam, da besagter Kamerad seine sterblichen Überreste 29 Jahre lang mit sich "herumtrug", weil sein "wechselvolles Leben" es ihm nicht "gestattete", ihn mit den nötigen Ehren zu bestatten

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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made me think of some of you <3

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Dean smokes menthols and would never admit it. Sam doesn’t know he smokes since he intentionally hid it from him because he started when Sam was still in his copycat phase and he didn’t want him trying to steal his smokes (or damage his lungs too but whatever)