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can't remember if I reposted this to my new account. hmm.

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some of you will with your whole chest berate people for finding egg "jokes" uncomfortable but the "jokes" in question are just "why are you a MAN enjoying a GIRL thing?? 🧐🤔 (girl thing is when pink btw) the ONLY reason a 'man' 🙄 might like girl thing (pink) is if 'he' is secretly GIRL see you on estrogen in five months mama mwa mwa 😘" as if that's not a deranged thing to say to a complete stranger and then less than five minutes later will reblog a post about how dangerous gender essentialism is and how we shouldn't ascribe arbitrary rules to gender and like I do think we have completely lost the fucking plot.

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it's always quite telling when people's problem with trans women making egg jokes is "it's fuckign weird & creepy" because it highlights what they think "suggesting somebody could be trans" is: weird and creepy. like, they literally can't define it any further beyond that because there is no further to define it: it is a deeply conservative gut response. if you think it is "weird" or "creepy" for somebody to suggest or yes even joke that a cis person is trans, then i don't know how to tell you this: you think being trans is weird and creepy. you think transition is weird and creepy. and you can jerk yourself off about how you support everybody's right to do whatever they want, but that objectively does not make up for the fact that you are saying "transness should be marginalised, it is abnormal to talk about transness, transness is a dirty, perverted, shameful part of society that must be spoken about in hushed whisper if at all"

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talking about everyday things the way anti-sex weirdos talk about "porn addiction". oh you like to "take a nice walk outside"? don't you know that floods your brain with the addictive chemical dopamine, which is literally stronger than heroin? and you try to do it every day? that's. not. normal. i can't believe people try to justify and excuse this and act like Taking-A-Nice-Walk-Addiction isn't real

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New York Times never changes.

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no fucking way theyre actually making a elden ring movie

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the ‘kind character snapping’ trope has been co-opted by too many people who don’t understand it fundamentally. you can’t have your character actively think of themselves as that kind of person bc that makes it like bragging. ‘you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry 😡’ ’no more mister nice guy 😈’ ’demons run when a good man goes to war 👿’ ’honestly i scare myself sometimes 😰’ WROOOOOONG. those are all threats. first off a truly kind character should be humble and not even consider kindness a thing of theirs. and second off please. if they’re truly gentle they should be ashamed of the very thought of their own wrath and not like openly talk about it. yeah i bet they do scare themselves and others when they finally get pushed too far but like don’t have them say or consciously think that without shame… it should be like a tragic thing that happens to them against their will and not like an alter ego they’ve been gleefully looking for an excuse to slip into

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Clone

Artist: Julie Baroh TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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no one saw that reupload

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People who haven't seen Madoka Magica might not know this, but both the characters Mami and Homura are magical girls who use guns as weapons. But while Mami's gun are magical, Homura's are literally just normal guns she stole from the government.

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will yiffany longstocking lalonde harley be playable in half life 3

yes, just like she was in Half-Life 1 & 2.

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*looks at my followed games on steam and collapses on the ground sobbing and puking*

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is this what kids are into these days...?

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Cane version (you are here!)

Rollator version

Wheelchair version 

Power Chair version

White Cane version

Crutch version

I don’t use crutches, so if crutch users would like one, please give me some suggestions! 

 [ID: Image of an edited “Why Do We Have Hands” meme. The top says “Why Do We Have Canes?” and just beneath that is a cartoon picture of a cane in black and white. This is followed by the text “There Are Many Reasons:”. Beneath that is a series of pictures in a square formation. The first picture on the top left is of a basic outline of a person with spikey black hair and a spiked collar. The are using a black cane topped with a skull. The caption is “look badass.” The next picture to the right of it is in the same style and depicts a person being hit on the head with a cane. The caption is “HIT the ableist.” The bottom left picture is a cartoon-style hand holding up a cane, and the caption is “shake stick at God.” The final image on the bottom right is a horizontal picture of a cane with a sticker on it that says “TALK SHIT, GET HIT” in a creepy font. To the right of the sticker is another sticker depicting a skull-faced cat. /end ID]