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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE
#considering they're in laws?#and Helen was a Smart Cookie as well#(at least according Euripides number 1 Helen fanboy)#yeah I think they click
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People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify
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#... that's just what elk sound like????#that's not a 'crazy noise' that's just what elk bugling sounds like
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#PALADIN MAIN BABAAAAAAY#I'm surrounded by Squishies#I NEED to take the hits or they'll die#surrounded by Weak Baby glass canons
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do you own anything that's older than you?
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Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.
Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:
If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.
Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out.
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#pennywise trying to kill me and Shrek trying to protect me#I legit have no idea I've never watched IT
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it's true and you should say it.
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Me: I wonder where my brother is
The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: How quickly this one forgets where his brother has gone to go cycling. How quickly he forgets all things. We wonder what the gods will think of this indiscression. If they think anything at all.
Me: Do you guys ever take those masks off?
The Greek chorus hogging the entire couch: No. It’s a sex thing.
#violations of Xenia go both ways#and Zeus would punish both#this actually echoes the Suitors in the Odyssey#to a FAR less extreme#they were bankrupting the house to fund their feasts#this chorus is bankrupting the brothers by not contributing#thus why the slaughter of basically the ENTIRE next generation of rulers#was signed off by Zeus (Odysseus's return was omened by an eagle#Zeus's holy animal
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Unfortunately, it's how society has taught you to treat stress that makes it so harmful. If you have a healthy attitude about stress and good coping mechanisms, it actually can strengthen your heart. But this is, yet again, another way bootstrap culture kills you.
Because you need to reach out to people when you are stressed and need help.
maybe its just me. controversial opinion. but stress should not decimate the body as much as it does
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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Belgium Chase Tag Compilation
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[“When I used to teach creative writing, I would tell the students to make their characters want something right away—even if it’s only a glass of water. Characters paralyzed by the meaningless of modern life still have to drink water from time to time. One of my students wrote a story about a nun who got a piece of dental floss stuck between her lower left molars, and who couldn’t get it out all day long. I thought that was wonderful. The story dealt with issues a lot more important than dental floss, but what kept readers going was anxiety about when the dental floss would finally be removed. Nobody could read that story without fishing around in his mouth with a finger. Now, there’s an admirable practical joke for you. When you exclude plot, when you exclude anyone’s wanting anything, you exclude the reader, which is a mean-spirited thing to do.”]
kurt vonnegut
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