paladin-kuron

[paladin-kuron]

for the record, i hope it’s real. i hope we get a new season of voltron. i hope its the worst thing we’ve ever seen and i hope it shits its pants, crashes, and burns, and i hope it destroys netflix animated series in a way that incomprehensibly devastating. i hope it’s a husk that sucks your soul out while you watch it. and i hope we die. i hope we both die.

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i know the season 9 rumors are fake but god. how funny would it be if they made a new season and pulled the ‘it was all just a dream…’ card

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i got nothing left inside of my chest, but it’s all alright

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Anyways I’m trying to think of shitty and/or funny things that happened during voltron’s height

we ofc have:

Klance is canon king

oh na na na

move it shaladin

dirty laundry

letters for voltron

basement jokes

Hunk being the Waldo of voltron (not technically an event he just was never in the episodes kdfjhglkdjh)

socks for voltron

Voltron day of silence

feel free to add on!

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i appreciate (2) men

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voltron wouldnt give me AT LEAST one season of clone!shiro angst so i gotta do everything myself

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Lance leaning on a table in a flirty way as Keith eats dry pasta: so did ya know that megamouth sharks have like 50 to 75 rows of teeth but only 3 rows are useable? Really fucking incredible

Keith whispering to himself with a mouth full of dry pasta: shark facts are hot what the fuck

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lance: im gonna become the garrison’s star pilot

keith: my brother was the garrison’s star pilot and he was declared missing presumed dead on a mission

lance: rip to your brother but im different.

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adam asked shiro to a sword fight as soon as he came back to earth

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these came up in the discord via an intense listening of every minecraft cover we could find and @disgusting-little-man requested i post them

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I just thought Shiro would wear this outfit okay. But then I decided I need to go all the way and draw the whole meme

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【I didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye. 】 ​​​​

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Zarkon: Is this peanut free? My son has an allergy

Store Clerk: That peanut is not free, that’ll be a dollar.

Zarkon [getting out a dollar]: You’re lucky I hate my son so much.

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keith: u know what happens when you rearrange “brother”? u get bother. cause thats what u are

shiro: what happened to the other r

keith: wym

shiro: are u fr there are 2 rs in brother 

keith: no there arent

shiro: u literally typed out brother how could u forget? scroll up and read the word. dumbass

keith: no.fuck u

shiro: fuck YOU

keith: FUCK you

shiro: FUCK YOU

*this continues for several minutes*

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coran didnt get to say goodbye to allura

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The bridge is yours, Shiro.

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He’s the youngest pilot ever to lead a mission into space, Takashi Shirogane!