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Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early

Cardinal: pope’s a yank

Vatican employee: what?

Cardinal: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Sistine Chapel* pope’s a yank

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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

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Love

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the kiss / spn. aka two texts about incest & vampire fathers.

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Bahman, Salomé

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STOP this is the feminism checkpoint. you have to comment something you like about a flawed female character. or explode

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????

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Being a fan of a famous historical figure is crazy, I will be like ‘wow finally seeing my waifu this year 🥰’ and it will be at his mausoleum

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im waging war on mint flavoring being the standard for all dental supplies, to the point where no one ever thinks to ASK whether or not you are okay with mint. i fucking hate mint. its sensory hell for me. we have the technology for toothpaste and floss and mouthwash to be flavored differently or not at all and YET!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sick of this world's pro-mint agenda.

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

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When you get to the station and the tram immediately appears this is a sign of favor from the genius loci of the city. You are advantaged today. You will not get caught if you perform minor crimes, etc. Behave accordingly

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Comic artist should spend more time analysing what a character would wear im so serious I hate these ugly h&m fits. What happened to charas having unique styles and outfits.

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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

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The Tomb Spider - Nathan J Anderson