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are you allowed to love? i thought that was forbidden for a jedi

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we get one life and i was born a lesbian. thank god.

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she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

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another rogue one thing that andor finale adds to is orson krennic's Worst Fucking Week Of His Life. he's already overbudget and behind schedule. classified info leaked because security bureau apparently have dogshit personal operational security. the bureau chief just offed himself so there's no one to scapegoat. tarkin is trying to steal credit for his work. vader chokes him if he gets in a pissy mood. he hates his job and his job hates him. he's probably getting a pre-cancerous stress ulcer from all of this. the spemails (space emails) have not found him well.

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Do this. Call the cops. In my state in Alaska there was a guy wearing the whole outfit going around the poor neighborhoods with guns knocking on doors demanding to be let in claiming to be ICE and he was not ice!!! Just a crazy murderer!!! Thank God someone called the cops and they got his ass.

crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

Edit: please stop sharing this you guys. It’s a funny anecdote but fr don’t call the cops and exacerbate the situation. Wasn’t able to get confirmation on this story so it may not even be true

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#these scenes hurt my brain #french is my second language #i just kept trying to understand what they were saying but it was like the words were upside down and backwards #reading the English subs that didn't "match" the "french" was making my brain hurt

Side note, but major props to all the Ghor actors for learning a whole made-up language and fluently performing entire scenes in it.

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#quality content

"The Adventure of the Lions Mane" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle with illustrations by Frederic Dorr Steele as published in Liberty Magazine (Nov. 27, 1926)

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#literally me rn

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So real #toxiclesbians #melovingmyexgfdespiteherdestroyingme

kicking off lesbian visibility week with some Star Wars lesbians, a commission for @timetodiverge 💚🧡

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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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Stop talking directly to me, tumblr 🥺😭

Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

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🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

The Beekeeper's Picnic has launched!! 🐝

A cosy point and click adventure game lovingly inspired by the Sherlock Holmes stories by Arthur Conan Doyle!

It is the 1920s, and in a sleepy Sussex village, beekeeper and former world's greatest detective Sherlock Holmes is trying to arrange a pleasant clifftop picnic for his lifelong companion Dr Watson. The only problem is that a series of mysteries keep getting in the way!

Full version now available on... Steam | Itch.io

With a little launch discount!

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Me and my dog + getting lost here 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Johannes Andersson

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i made this months ago and only posted it on twitter because i forgot

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A COMINT !!

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#perfectwifeguy

Sherlock: Unbelievable. Here I am, the perfect wifeguy, and yet you haven’t even tried to propose to me >:(

Watson: wot

Sherlock: wot