izzie, 23, she/they. monkeyologist, writer, speaks only in jenny holzer truisms
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dragon age 4
#izzie plays dragon age#dragon age#i know the writers said the inquisitor's hand just kinda disintegrated but let me have my jokes#alternate punchline: where's the staff i gave you
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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
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i鈥檝e taken, like, 400 screencaps of manon inquisitiongame. not all of them are masterpieces. but these four absolutely are
#izzie plays dragon age#she was actually not supposed to be expressing bone-deep exasperation in any of these scenes#i just keep getting her mid-blink#nonetheless this IS the mood
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Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning
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sometimes you have to fall asleep at 8pm and wake up 12 hours later
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Pierre Balmain Haute Couture, 1953
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some good updates from the stardew valley 1.4 changelog
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making a lot of assumptions about my survival skills here, but yes my color vision is聽inhumanly good thank you
#izzie.txt#it is also true that i can sense a mosquito from miles away but that's because we are sworn enemies
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im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
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No one:
Not a soul:
Me: what if the Inquisitor stopped the orb with their foot and instead of the anchor on their hand they had it on their foot. They'd have to Jackie Chan that foot in the air to close rifts or have Varric hold it up while they closed it or the first time you meet Solas he just grabs their fucking foot. Can they wear shoes with this foot anchor? This keeps me awake at night.
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Barth茅l茅my Toguo (Cameroonian, b. 1967), Wild cat鈥檚 dinner n掳7, 2006. Watercolour on paper, 208 x 130 cm.
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How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don鈥檛 open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can鈥檛 hypnotize you
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You are the dancing queen. Young and sweet, Chancellor Palpatine
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