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[palladiangossip]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 . ( a collection of dialogue prompts based on varying types of demands &. requests . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt WILL likely be updated in the future . )

don't say a word .

don't leave me here .

meet me at our spot tonight .

follow me and stay close .

don't beg , it's pathetic .

can you ( tie / zip ) this for me ?

stop lying to me . tell me what you did .

put that down , you don't know what it ( is / does ) .

get out of my sight .

stop pretending you know what's going on .

find a first-aid kit . quickly !

don't get yourself killed .

leave them to me , just go .

just admit that you love me .

just admit that you hate me .

come here , let me look at you .

( name ) , don't make me do this .

drop your ( weapon ) .

stay here and wait for my signal .

don't just sit there , move .

take this and run , don't let anyone have it .

pretend you're my ( partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ) .

don't look , you'll give us away .

don't say another word .

stop pretending like you care .

go make sure the coast is clear .

take this with you . it's a good luck charm .

don't tell anyone about this .

if anybody asks about today , lie .

stop looking at me like that .

tell me you love me .

just kiss me , already .

keep your eyes on the road .

stop crying and calm down .

come with me . there's so much we could do .

wear the ( dress / tie / item ) i gave you tonight .

show me how you like to be touched .

hold my hand .

kiss me , make it look real .

look at me . how many fingers am i holding up ?

will you marry me ?

just slow down for a minute . what's going on ?

take a deep breath , you need to calm down .

get out of here , ( name ) !

draw your weapon .

go rest . i'm not asking .

take a step back .

give me a straight answer .

be polite to our guests .

look me in the eye and say that again .

put your feelings aside for a moment .

keep close to me .

here , let me see that .

look up at the sky .

get out of here , i don't want to see you right now .

stand up , this isn't over yet .

close your eyes and count to ten .

smile for the camera !

keep your head down .

( name ) , let me past .

listen carefully to what i'm about to say .

don't just stare , come in .

stop laughing , this isn't funny .

take this and hide it .

don't make a sound .

put your hands up .

quit causing problems everywhere you go .

just admit that you don't know what you're doing .

stop right there , i mean it .

don't say that name aloud .

just trust me , okay ?

stop acting so childish .

call the police . now .

tell me you love me , even if it's not real .

take a good hard look .

stop the car , ( name ) .

don't make eye contact .

stay out of trouble .

just do it already , we've waited long enough .

hold me tight , and never let me go .

finish what you started .

tell me what you know .

just stay away from me .

turn around . slowly .

don't be scared .

put it down before somebody gets hurt .

stop pretending , i'm tired of the pretending .

grab me my ( item ) , will you ?

don't make assumptions .

put this over it to stop the bleeding .

get to safety !

wipe that look off your face .

secure the area .

keep an eye on them .

look at yourself in the mirror .

run . run and don't stop .

eat . you haven't touched your food in days .

[palladiangossip]

𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

from  the  2016  film .  gun  /  shooting  references  present .

“ i’m  reading  the  news  ,  thank  you  very  much  . ” “ you’re  such  a  good  liar . ” “ i  haven’t  found  the  right  time  to  tell  her . ” “ are  you  a  watcher  or  a  player ? ” “ this  looks  very  sketchy . ” “ is  this  legal ? ” “ i  could  give  you  some  space . ” “ i  don’t  want  space . ” “ hand  me  the  zoom  lens . ” “ i’m  counting  on  you  to  get  me  to  the  final  round . ” “ don’t  let  me  down  and  i  won’t  let  you  down  ,  i  promise . ” “ this  is  so  gross . ” “ that’s  so  creepy . ” “ you  just  got  suspended . ” “ i  thought  you  were  done  playing  nerve . ” “ you  need  to  learn  to  take  a  few  risks  every  once  in  a  while . ” “ i  do  take  risks . ” “ you’re  not  nearly  as  hot  as  you  think  you  are . ” “ what  do  you  mean ,  you  signed  up  as  a  player ? ” “ they  can’t  shut  it  down .  there’s  not  a  single  server . ” “ is  that  right ,  hacker  boy ? ” “ you’re  just  gonna  kiss  some  random  person ? ” “ oh  my  god .  i  can’t  believe  i  just  did  that ! ” “ you  won  your  dare .  congratulations . ” “ he  always  tell  you  what  to  do ? ” “ i’m  just  warning  you  :  i  don’t  think  i’d  make  a  very  good  partner . ” “ am  i  supposed  to  come  in  with  you ? ” “ you  look  very  pretty . ” “ do  you  know  what  we’re  supposed  to  do  now ? ” “ did  you  take  my  stuff ?  i  mean  my  wallet ,  my  clothes …   everything’s  gone . ” “ come  on .  we  have  to  make  a  run  for  it . ” “ please  tell  me  these  are  our  clothes ! ” “ are  these  stolen ? ” “ be  quiet .  i  gotta  concentrate . ” “ can  you  do  something  like  this  but  less  shitty ? ” “ you  have  to  trust  it . ” “ i  really  don’t  like  that  noise  at  all . ” “ blindfolded ?  on  the  motorcycle ? ” “ there’s  no  way  in  hell  i’m  doing  that . ” “ you’re  not  gonna  believe  this . ” “ i  know  you’re  scared ,  but  you  gotta  talk  to  me . ” “ this  is  good .  you’re  doing  great . ” “ are  we  clear  now ? ” “ we  did  it ! ” “ that  was  the  craziest  thing  i’ve  ever  done . ” “ just  give  me  a  real  dare . ” “ how  would  i  know  if  i’m  being  hacked ? ” “ should  we  maybe  go  check  it  out ? ” “ stop  yelling  at  me ! ” “ i  almost  died  tonight  and  you  were  nowhere  to  be  found . ” “ when  you  said  i  should  live  my  life ,  did  you  mean  i  should  live  my  life  in  your  shadow ? ” “ you’re  the  most  repressed  person  that  i  know . ” “ go  right  ahead  and  show  us  all  what  a  fiery  little  spark  plug  you’ve  become  since  lunch . ” “ don’t  walk  away  from  me . ” “ wake  up ,  this  is  a  game . ” “ do  you  really  think  that  someone  like  him  is  actually  gonna  be  with  you  when  this  is  all  done ? ” “ why  do  you  have  to  be  such  a  bitch ? ” “ if  you  want  to  know  where  i  am  from  now  on ,  sign  up  and  watch  me . ” “ i  wasn’t  trying  to  hurt  you .  it  just  got  out  of  control . ” “ move .  just  get  out�� of  my  way . ” “ i  wanna  take  you  someplace  safe . ” “ just  tell  me  we’re  gonna  do  this . ” “ i  have  to  finish  this . ” “ i  know  it  sounds  crazy ,  but  i  can  do  it . ” “ do  you  think  you  can  change  the  code ? ” “ just  raise  your  gun  slowly  then  shoot  me  in  the  shoulder .  i’ll  be  fine . ” ” what  if  i  miss ? ” ” come  on ,  just  shut  up  and  play  the  game ! ” “ i’m  not  doing  this . ” “ is this  what  you  really  want ?  for  us  to  kill  each  other ? ” “ why  don’t  you  take  off  your  masks  and  show  yourselves ,  huh ? ” “ it’s  easy  for  you  to  be  brave  in  a  crowd . ” “ don’t  you guys  see  that  you’re  all  still  responsible  for  what  happens  tonight  even  if  you  are  just  watching ? ”   “ are  you  really  believing  this  bullshit ? ” “ then  shoot  me .  i  dare  you . ” “ you  were  in  on  this ? ” “ she’s  a  badass .  watch  out  for  her . ” “ you  guys  are  the  dumbest  smart  kids  i’ve  ever  met . ” “ i  just  wish  that  we  could’ve  met  some  other  way . ” “ crazy  first  date ,  huh ? ”

[palladiangossip]

SEND 📞 + AN EMOJI BELOW FOR A VOICEMAIL MY MUSE LEFT FOR YOUR MUSE

😃 : a happy voicemail 

😍 : a loving voicemail

🤪 : a goofy voicemail

😞 : a disappointed voicemail

😔 : a sad voicemail

😟 : a worried voicemail

😠 : an angry voicemail

😳 : an embarrassing voicemail

😨 : a scared voicemail

😯 : a surprised voicemail

🥱 : a sleepy voicemail

🥴 : a drunk voicemail

[palladiangossip]

send TXT plus one of the following emojisfor my muse to send a text message to yours!

🌞 for a morning text

🌜 for a late night text 

💟 for a loving text

🍹 for a drunk text

💢 for an angry text 

🤭 for an awkward text 

🌀 for a wrong number text 

👼 for an apology text

🌧️ for an emotional text  

👻 for a scared text

🤡 for a silly text

🤔 for a nonsensical text 

👀 for a nsfw text 

❓ for me to chose randomly

[palladiangossip]

EVER WONDER WHAT MY MUSE SAYS ABOUT YOURS?

Send me a symbol.

📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary. 📷 for what my muse would say to the paparazzi about yours. 💋 for what my muse would say to the person trying to woo your muse. 🔪 for the eulogy my muse would give for yours. 💌 for a letter my muse would write to yours. 📫 for a letter my muse would write about yours to a third party. 📨 for a text my muse would send to yours. 💬 for a text my muse would send to yours to a third party. 💀 for what my muse would say upon hearing about your muse’s death. 👪 for what my muse would say to your muse’s child about them. 👊 for what my muse would say upon hearing yours has been arrested. 💒 for the toast my muse would give at your muse’s wedding.

[palladiangossip]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐀 𝐘𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 .    (  a collection of  mixed action prompts.   adjust phrasing as desired.   potentially mature content within.  )

[ 1. ] sender steps between receiver and an aggressive stranger, voice low and steady: "walk. away."

[ 2. ] sender teaches receiver self-defense, hands firm on their hips as they adjust their stance.

[ 3. ] sender presses their forehead to receiver's, voice breaking as they murmur, "i don't know how to fix this, but i'm not leaving."

[ 4. ] sender shoves receiver out of the way of a projectile.

[ 5. ] sender combs their fingers through receiver's hair in the aftermath of a traumatic event, whispering words of comfort.

[ 6. ] sender whispers, “i’ve thought about this all day,” before pinning receiver against a wall for a searing kiss.

[ 7. ] sender wipes away the receiver’s falling tears with their thumb and whispers, “i’m here."

[ 8. ] sender patches up receiver's wounds, hands trembling as they whisper, "you can't keep doing this to me."

[ 9. ] sender shoves receiver into a hiding spot, hissing, "stay here or i’ll kill you myself."

[ 10. ] sender finds receiver drunk at a party, sighing. "let’s get you home."

[ 11. ] sender is discovered sleepwalking by receiver.

[ 12. ] sender steals receiver’s weapon and presses it to their own chest, daring: “go ahead. prove me right.”

[ 13. ] sender ‘accidentally’ flashes receiver while changing, purring, "see something you like?"

[ 14. ] sender whispers, "you’ll ruin me," before biting receiver’s lip hard enough to draw blood.

[ 15. ] sender takes over while receiver is giving themselves stitches, promising to handle it.

[ 16. ] sender frantically grips receiver by the shoulders, "don't you dare close your eyes."

[ 17. ] sender fixes receiver’s crooked [ tie / jewelry ], teasing, "nervous?"

[ 18. ] sender shakes receiver out of a nightmare, comforting them in the aftermath. "same nightmare again?"

[ 19. ] sender brings hot tea and medication to a [ hungover / ill ] receiver.

[ 20. ] sender invites receiver to dance with them, insisting, "what? this song's perfect."

[ 21. ] sender leaves a single rose on receiver’s windshield with a note: "you’re being followed. smile."

[ 22. ] sender pins receiver’s wrists during a sparring match, grinning, "yield."

[ 23. ] sender playfully steals something from receiver, initiating a chase. "come and get it, then."

[ 24. ] sender drapes a blanket over receiver, accidentally waking them. "sorry, go back to sleep."

[ 25. ] receiver returns home only to find sender already there. "finally."

[ 26. ] after a pleasant night out together, sender asks: "can i kiss you goodnight?"

[ 27. ] sender wipes the blood from receiver's face, murmuring, "let's get you cleaned up."

[ 28. ] sender shoves receiver against a vending machine to dodge security, breathless. "act natural."

[ 29. ] sender wakes receiver in the throes of a nightmare, reassuring them, "it's okay, it's not real."

[ 30. ] sender purposefully antagonizes receiver, hurling insults; "what are you gonna do about it?"

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first impressions matter a collection of meet cutes and meet uglys from yours truly. (add a “swap” to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

ankle, sender twists their ankle and stumbles forward, coincidentally falling into receiver's arms.

bark, a dog barks loudly, making sender jump and send their phone flying into receiver's face.

chips, sender and receiver both reach for the last bag of chips in the grocery store, their fingers touching by accident.

drink, sender chokes on their drink and ends up spitting it out all over receiver as they walk past.

emergency, in the middle of an awkward blind date, sender pretends to be receiver's friend and helps them get out of the date by faking an emergency.

french, sender pretends they can only speak french to get out of giving a stranger directions. receiver is a witness.

gift, sender is about to get scammed into overpaying for something before receiver steps in to help (and haggle).

hair, sender gets something they're wearing caught in receiver's hair and ends up yanking a chunk of it out when attempting to separate.

ice, sender is ice skating for the first time and skates uncontrollably in receiver's direction.

jail, sender and receiver are both thrown into the same holding cell at a police station.

kid, sender loses a child that they're caring for, only to end up finding them in receiver's company.

lock, sender crashes their ex's wedding, and receiver, a bridesmaid / groomsman, locks them both in the bathroom to prevent sender making a scene.

match, sender and receiver both end up being sat at the same table in a full restaurant.

nauseous, sender is drunk, and while receiver is attempting to help them, ends up throwing up all over receiver's shoes.

oops, sender is carrying a bag full of groceries that ends up breaking. receiver helps them pick their groceries back up.

plug, receiver walks into the bathroom to find sender stuffing tissues up their nose in an attempt to plug up a nosebleed.

quarter, sender doesn't have enough coins for the vending machine, so they stick their hand up the flap and gets their arm stuck just as receiver approaches.

rain, sender and receiver both get stuck under the same awning when seeking shelter from sudden rain.

shh, sender and receiver are both sitting beside each other at the movies. sender keeps whispering to themself every few minutes.

tooth, sender accidentally bites down too hard on their food, resulting in a tooth falling out and skittering across the floor to land at receiver's feet.

undone, the laces on sender's shoes ends up coming undone and they trip and fall, bringing receiver down with them and into the fountain beside them.

vacation, there's a problem with the booking of sender and receiver's hotel rooms and they end up having to share one. thankfully there are two beds.

woods, sender and receiver bump into each other in the woods. one of them is holding a shovel.

x-rated, in a bookstore, sender accidentally drops a few of the erotic books they were planning on purchasing on the floor, which receiver picks up.

yawn, sender, who is dressed down and has not yet slept, bumps into receiver, who is dressed up and just woken up, in line for coffee.

zap, sender calls out to receiver to ask for directions, but as it's late receiver mistakes sender for a creep and tases them.

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PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE *  inspired by this post. these don't have to be romantic - you can specify romantic or not when you send them. in essence, these are simply intimate, affectionate moments to share with someone you love and care about. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together

[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair

[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it

[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind

[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing

[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces

[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off

[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair

[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders

[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle

[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen

[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them

[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste

[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too

[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them

[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them

[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls

[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver

[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different

[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house

[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing

[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it

[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar

[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game

[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle

[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in

[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face

[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver

[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair

[ patch ] sender carefully patches one of receiver's wounds

[palladiangossip]

we  meet  again,  sheeple  ...  we're  back  again  with  our  (  long  overdue  )  second  honesty  week  !  while  last  time  we  focused  on  headcanons  -  this  week  we'll  be  focusing  on  prompts  &  interactions  between  muses.  this  honesty  week  will  last  from  today  (  june  1st  ),  to  next  sunday  (  june  8th  ).  happy  posting  !

we  ask  that  if  you'd  like  to  participate  in  this  honesty  week,  that  you:

like  this  post  so  we  know  you'd  like  to  participate.

open  your  inboxes  so  others  may  enter  your  dreams  AND  that  you  send  back  the  same energy to them.

create threads based off of the prompts given, if you so desire.

prompt memes will be reblogged shortly, please specify one way or another which ones you'd like to receive ( whether reblogging them or letting us know in the discord ), but feel free to create your own prompts !

[palladiangossip]

WEEK OF MAY 26-31, 2025 — according to 🌙 ...

do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.

When a sheep is brought up among wolves, it grows fangs, and a domesticated wolf might not have the upper hand against a feral sheep. A SCORPIO’s appearance might ward off the flock, but once a shepherd loses their sight on CANCER, they must go into hiding unless they crave demise at their cloven hooves.

Eyes stray everywhere but the person right in front of them. Will the universe bestow the gift of sight upon CAPRICORNS or will it forever curse LEOS with the woes and despair of being their blind spot?

A sense of control is empowering until the reins begin to cut into the tender palm. Loosen your grip, TAURUS, or you will grow to learn—the hard way—that the world does not revolve around you. TIP: Order a pizza and ask for their cutest delivery person to soothe the wound.

Devotion is the most epic testament of love, but it can also be somebody’s greatest downfall. ARIES should not look back at GEMINI for they might succumb to the tragic fate of Orpheus and Eurydice.

Astral projection is back in! Channel the energy of a thousand moonlights to travel through the dimensional realms. Peek through the curtains of your previously scorned lovers, VIRGO, especially AQUARIUS’. You might be pleased with what you find.

The pedestal you are putting everybody else on is not ascending; you are waist deep in quicksand. Best to dig yourself out before your dignity hits the bottom, LIBRA.

Where does a collection end and hoarding begins, PISCES? Heartbreaks and rebounds come with expiration labels, too; then pride turns to rot that eats away at the trophy case. The best way to combat the mould is two cups of distilled white vinegar and a touch of SAGITTARIUS’ affection.

[palladiangossip]

haggis  befstock,  dorm  supervisor  and  certified  body  rocker 28th  april,  2025. title:  lol  check  this  out

kittens  &  lambchops,

thanks  a  lot  for  checking  in  when  i  was  in  the  infirmary  with  MONO  you  SICK  FUCKS!!!  i  let  you  keep  your  weird,  non  -  service  pets  (  looking  at  the  teacup  pig  being  hosted  in  the  lavender  suites  -  you  know  who  you  are  ),  let  the  janitor  know  when  you've  clogged  the  pipes  with  your  non  -  biodegradable  toiletries  ...  i  only  snag  one  joint  per  room  check  as  my  lordly  tax,  and  you  can't  even  send  a  little  get  well  soon  message?  balloons?  what's  a  guy  gotta  do  to  get  some  fucking  FLOWERS  OVER  HERE!

anyways.  anyways.  i'm  not  mad.  i'm  not  bitter.  my  therapist  and  i  already  worked  through  this.  i'm  beautiful,  i'm  hung,  i'm  going  to  pass  my  midterms,  the  sexy  medieval  linocut  theory  TA  is  going  to  text  me  back.  affirmations  are  important.  make  sure  you're  doing  yours!  some  of  you  need  them.  bad.

anyways,  again,  because  i'm  not  mad,  and  i'm  not  bitter,  and  i  know  none  of  you  look  at  the  campus  fliers  unless  they  feature  pawprints  and  a  sad,  flared  -  nostriled  baby  -  man  (  did  they  ever  find  him  btw?  anyone  have  his  number  lmao?  )  -  i've  taken  the  GREAT  LIBERTY,  the  KINDNESS,  etc.  etc.  to  forward  the  local  activities  &  events  happening  this  week  and  going  into  may.  they're  all  in  bath  &  the  cotswold,  and  some  are  even  ON  CAMPUS!  wow!  yippee!  i've  also  looked  deep  into  the  depths  of  my  slow  -  thawing  heart  and  decided  to  let  you  guys  in  onto  some  of  our,  like  ...  less  recognized  events.  functions,  if  you  will.  wink  wink,  nudge  nudge.  don't  be  fucking  loud  about  it!

for  our  lea  micheles,  i've  attached  an  additional,  audio  -  only  operatic  rendition  of  the  events  already  attached  below.  they  don't  call  me  the  next  lin  manuel  miranda  for  nothing.

hugs  and  kisses  xx

hi  lovebugs  !  with  the  current  &  upcoming  busyness  of  both  our  admins  &  members,  i  thought  it'd  be  a  good  idea  to  host  a  few  mini  events  while  we  wait  for  our  beloveds'  returns.  these  have  no  time  frame,  no  start  or  end  date  (  yet  ),  and  are  fully  optional  !  these  are  just  meant  to  serve  as  settings  &  potential  plot  points,  fun  activities  to  switch  things  up  for  your  muses,  etc.  below  the  read  -  more  will  be  everything  featured  this  "month".  enjoy  and  have  fun  !

BATH & PALLADIAN.

RABBITHOLE — battle of the bands. may 30th & 31st.

at  the  end  of  the  month  is  rabbithole's  annual,  local,  and  highly  anticipated  battle  of  the  bands,  where  musicians  from  all  genres  step  forward  to  show  off  their  very  best.  it  isn't  a  career  -  changer  by  any  means,  but  the  prizes  range  from  a  hefty  sum  of  cash,  a  night  of  free  drinks,  and  -  this  is  just  a  rumor  -  a  bottle  of  real,  genuine,  authentic  absinthe  from  rabbithole's  secret  cellar.  the  first  band  bracket  will  perform  friday  evening,  and  those  who  make  it  through  will  battle  in  the  final  saturday  night.

CAFE MARTA — how to sour your dough. april 30th.

this  upcoming  wednesday  is  cafe  marta's  very  first  sourdough  baking  class!  intended  for  beginners  but  bound  to  be  overtaken  by  so  -  called  experts  wishing  to  peacock  their  talents,  this  is  a  simple  class  that'll  start  by  teaching  you  how  to  feed  your  own  sourdough  starter,  and  end  with  you  baking  your  very  first  bread!  all  doughs,  ingredient  additions,  and  baking  tools  will  be  provided  by  cafe  marta.

BOOK STEW — comedy & tragedy night. may 16th.

in  a  sick  attempt  to  overtake  rabbithole's  poetry  night,  book  stew  is  featuring  their  own  night  of  laughter  and  misery,  of  heartache  and  ear  ...  ache.  fully  intended  to  be  a  night  of  poetry,  of  dramatics,  of  earnest,  heart  -  wrenching  confessions  of  love  ...  naturally,  amateur  comics  were  bound  to  step  forth  and  use  the  present  crowd  as  their  own  test  subjects.  this  is  the  happy  medium  -  you  will  laugh,  you  will  cry,  sometimes  you  will  do  both  -  and  you'll  wish  you  took  that  other  half  of  the  edible.

THE AMPHITHEATRE — drunk ( musical ) theater. may 10th.

hark!  the  musical  theater  majors  have  taken  over  the  amphitheatre!  starting  at  a  strong  5pm  and  lasting  well  into  the  night,  is  one  -  step  above  karaoke.  students  are  welcomed  down  to  the  amphitheatre  to  demonstrate  their  musical  prowess  as  the  theater  department  leads  several  musicals  (  and  even  a  play  or  two!  )  into  absolute  madness.  buckets  are  supplied,  liquid  iv  is  passed  around  -  and  designated  drivers  are  on  -  call.

ST. CUTHBERT AUDITORIUM — school - wide safe sex assembly. may 5th.

you  naughty  naughty  lambs.  open  to  all  students,  not  just  langston  and  not  just  palladian  -  but  every  student  studying  beneath  st.  cuthbert's  roof  are  required  to  attend  this  school  -  wide  assembly  on  safe  sex  and  sti  prevention.  free  (  as  always!  )  testing  will  be  provided  immediately  after,  and  each  student  will  receive  a  goodie  bag  featuring  condoms,  dental  dams,  and  informational  pamphlets.

THE COURTYARD — meteor shower viewing & party. may 20th.

every  student  is  invited  tuesday  night  to  view  a  once  -  in  -  a  -  decade  meteor  shower  in  palladian's  courtyard.  every  light  on  campus  will  be  turned  off  for  full  visibility  of  the  stars,  and  it's  highly  encouraged  that  students  bring  their  own  blankets,  chairs,  drinks,  and  snacks.  please  keep  in  mind  it  is  a  school  night,  and  that  professors,  TAs,  etc.  will  be  invited  alongside  students  as  this  is  a  highly  anticipated  event  for  our  astronomy  lovers.

PALLADIO & HOLLAND HALL — dormitory party & following consequences. may 3rd.

the  prophecy  is  as  follows:  on  friday  night,  four  dorm  parties  spread  between  palladio  and  holland  will  turn  floor,  no,  building  -  wide.  the  walls  will  shake  with  the  vibrations  of  bass,  the  stench  of  liquor  will  drift  beneath  every  door,  an  emergency  meeting  between  professors  will  occur  the  following  monday  to  discuss  the  party  -  culture  that's  overtaken  campus  -  and  the  dormitories  will  flood.  a  great,  trembling  wave  will  burst  from  the  pipes,  old  and  outdated,  and  course  down  the  corridors.  for  the  next  week,  students  will  be  camping  out  in  the  courtyards,  solarium,  the  forum  -  castle  fell  itself.

THE COTSWOLDS & CASTLE FELL.

FRIDAY PRODUCE MARKETS & DAIRY SHOP — cow - takeover & impromptu petting zoo. may 23rd.

today,  nature  fights  back.  what  starts  out  as  a  regular  morning  at  the  market  becomes  a  cow  -  stampede  as  old  man  cabbersley's  fence  breaks  down  in  the  middle  of  night  and  wickham-on-heath  is  overtaken  by  livestock.  mostly  cows,  and  then  sheep  -  and  then  goats,  oh  god,  the  goats  ...  of  course,  the  townsfolk  will  call  it  a  happy  accident  and  sell  their  produce  to  passing  students  to  feed  to  the  animals.

THE LAMB AND THE FLAG — traffic - light party & speed dating. may 11th.

sunday  evening,  students  are  welcomed  to  the  lamb  and  the  flag  to  partake  in  a  single's  mingle  night,  split  into  two  segments.  one  half  of  the  pub  will  be  dedicated  to  speed  dating,  a  quick  two  -  minute  rotation  of  singles  (  or  perceived  single  )  as  matchmaking  cards  are  filled  out.  the  other  half  will  be  dedicated  to  a  less  -  intense  stoplight  party  where  bracelets  will  be  passed  around  to  indicate  relationship  status.  green  for  single  &  looking,  yellow  for  it's  complicated  or  they're  not  quite  opposed,  and  red  for  taken  &  disinterested.

DOGWOOD BLOSSOMS — stolen flower cart quest. april 30th.

it  is  a  misty  morning  as  you  approach  dogwood  blossoms;  the  light  is  still  on,  a  blurred  thing  in  the  fog.  it  is  warm;  and  the  scent  of  gardenias  is  near  -  overwhelming.  there;  the  door  opens  -  and  out  hobbles  lillian  hayes,  a  crunch  of  leaves  beneath  her  cane  and  a  fire  in  her  eyes.  those  goddamn  hooligans.  those  no  -  good  kids.  those  damned  students.  someone  has  stolen  lillian  hayes'  flower  cart  -  and  it's  up  to  YOU  to  find  it.  students  may  assemble  small  teams  to  look  high  and  low  for  the  cart.  the  reward  is  a  secret,  not  -  to  -  be  sold  item  from  her  shop.

FRANKLIN & BROWN ANTIQUES — weekend oddities pop - up. may 13th.

thanks  to  the  oddities  &  curiosities  expo  happening  in  bristol,  franklin  &  brown  is  happy  to  announce  their  very  own  pop  -  up  for  locals  &  students  who  are  interested  in  the  morbid  and  macabre.  featuring  wet  specimen,  taxidermy,  and  haunted  items  -  especially  dolls!  -  there  is  something  for  everyone,  if  everyone's  a  little  bit  ...  weird.

WICKHAM-ON-HEATH PARK & BEACH — local regatta. may 25th.

featuring  historically  -  accurate  boats  from  the  regency  era  comes  wickham-on-heath's  annual  regatta.  everyone  is  invited  to  partake  in  the  event;  a  competitive  rowing  competition  that  will  span  the  length  of  local  lake.  there  will  be  finger  foods  and  tea  provided,  as  well  as  encouragement  to  bring  your  best  picnic  blankets  &  baskets.  after  the  competition,  swan  boat  rides  will  be  provided  as  the  sun  sets.

THE RUINS — secret "beltane" celebration & bonfire. may 1st.

you  receive  the  invite  beneath  your  door  in  the  middle  of  the  night;  a  coffee  -  stained  parchment  meant  to  resemble  something  old  and  ancient.  it  smells  of  dirt  and  fire;  it  promises  music  and  dance,  drinks  and  merriment.  when  you  arrive  -  it's  just  that.  an  imitation  of  beltane,  on  a  much  smaller  scale;  a  great  bonfire  roars  in  the  middle  of  the  ruins,  with  tinier  fires  on  the  outskirts.  shrooms  are  encased  in  palm  at  entrance.  the  students  are  barely  clothed,  stripped  down  to  their  underwear  as  they  run  and  dance  and  drink  and  laugh.

CASTLE FELL — castle takeover. may 26th.

how  dare  langston  students  encroach  on  their  territory?  on  their  college  -  on  their  classes,  their  common  rooms?  enough  is  enough.  today,  palladians  storm  castle  fell.  today  -  castle  fell  ...  will  fall.  students  from  the  arts  college  come  in  waves  towards  the  langston  dormitories,  with  balloons  of  water  and  paint,  with  honey  and  feather,  with  eggs  and  ladybugs  by  the  thousands.  may  26th  parks  the  beginning  of  the  prank  war  between  langston  &  palladian.

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WEEK OF APRIL 14-21, 2025 — according to 🌙 ...

do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.

There is nothing CAPRICORNS do not share with a TAURUS: grudges, Excel spreadsheets, and sometimes, even partners. If you wish to keep the peace, avoid the full moon at all costs lest it brings out the beast within you.

It is no longer the era of carrier pigeons. You do not have to try and catch one by the neck before it can fly away with your drunken mistake. But before you delete that message, GEMINI, remember: that SCORPIO might just be worth the risk.

There is nothing more humiliating than a failed attempt at seduction, but nothing will ever deter a LEO from their goal. Best try your luck with an AQUARIUS; their foreplay is almost as unconventional as yours.

VIRGOS are not an oasis in the desert—it’s merely a mirage. All that love-bombing is eventually bound to abandon a PISCES in the drought.

Give CANCERS a minute of your day, ARIES. They hold the keys to your emotions. TIP: Keep an open mind in the bedroom. Some things are more interesting when they are locked. 

What happens when two damsels in distress meet? Ask LIBRA and SAGITTARIUS. Their fairytale might take a Grimm twist if they keep lying in wait for the Big Bad Wolf has room in his stomach for two.

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IN CHARACTER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT QUESTIONS .

send an emoji/series of emojis for my muse to answer any of the following questions in character! for some questions, there are fields italicized and bolded for you to fill in with the name of a person/place/event/etc in the muse's life. please remember to fill in these spaces in order for the question to make sense! each emoji is described in case you can't see them, and they are listed alphabetically. ♡

✈️ AIRPLANE — have you traveled anywhere that helped you discover something about yourself and/or about the world?

😠 ANGRY FACE — how easy or difficult is it for you to express your emotions? if you find it difficult, what do you think is holding you back?

🎨 ARTIST PALETTE — what are some hobbies that you like to partake in? do you think they're just to pass time or to distract yourself, or do you believe some of them potentially have therapeutic outcomes for you?

🎈 BALLOON — what is something you've created and/or accomplished recently that you're proud of?

🖤 BLACK HEART — what would you say is the darkest thought you've ever experienced? what do you think caused you to have that thought? have you ever planned on or fantasized about acting on it?

🏹 BOW AND ARROW — if there's something from your past that you'd give anything to go back in time and redo, what is it?

💔 BROKEN HEART — is there anyone in your life you wish you had a better relationship with? if so, how come? what makes this person important to you?

🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your favorite holiday and why?

🌙 CRESCENT MOON — what would you say is your current biggest dream and/or career aspiration and why?

❌ CROSS MARK — how would your life be different if [name of person] had never been in it? would it be better or worse?

⚔️ CROSSED SWORDS — do you have any skills that you are absolutely grateful you have and that mean a lot to you? how do you usually use these skills? would they come in handy if someone you cared about was in trouble?

🔮 CRYSTAL BALL — what is a core memory from your childhood that you think defines you today?

🗡️ DAGGER — what is something or someone you know you can't afford to lose? how far are you willing to go to make sure you don't lose it/them?

💧 DROPLET — are you grieving something or someone? do you feel like you lost something or a part of yourself with it/them?

😶‍🌫️ FACE IN CLOUDS — is there something you're hiding from the people you love? if so, how urgent is it for them to hear it? what's holding you back from sharing it?

🍂 FALLEN LEAVES — how would you metaphorically describe your life and the journey(s) you've been on?

👻 GHOST — is there someone or something that you feel is missing from your life? do you know if there's any way to find it/them?

🩶 GRAY HEART — what kind of friend do your friends consider you to be (mom friend, uncle friend, funny friend, etc) and why? what do you think this says about your personality?

🤝 HANDSHAKE — do family or platonic relationships mean more to you? or do they mean different things to you?

❤️‍🔥 HEART ON FIRE — what angers you the most? what triggers this anger, and how do you cope with it? what does this anger feel like, if you had to describe it?

💋 KISS MARK — if you had to share a romantic kiss with a loved one, where would you share that kiss and why? are you thinking about giving this romantic kiss somewhere other than the other person's lips?

✝️ LATIN CROSS — are you a religious person? did you grow up religious? does your faith mean anything to you today?

🩵 LIGHT BLUE HEART — what do you fantasize about the most often (generally/sexually/etc)? are there any people that are significant to or that you can see in this fantasy and why?

⚡️ LIGHTNING BOLT — how has [significant event in muse's life] impacted you? what has it made you realize about yourself? about others? about the world?

💄 LIPSTICK — have you had any romantic or sexual experiences that made you realize something about yourself?

🪄 MAGIC WAND — would you describe yourself as a superstitious person (someone who believes in superstitions)? do you believe in luck?

❤️‍🩹 MENDING HEART — how strongly do you experience your emotions? does it depend on who you're interacting with and/or the context of the situation?

🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what song lyrics do you think most accurately describe you? your journey through life? who you are as a person?

🫂 PEOPLE HUGGING — generally speaking, do you feel very supported by the people in your life? how strong and cohesive is your support system, if you have one? do you often feel like you're at the front of the line or pushed to the side by the people in your life?

❤️ RED HEART — what is/are your love language(s)? how do you use it/them to communicate your feelings about others?

💞 REVOLVING HEARTS — who and/or what are you most grateful for in your life?

🎀 RIBBON BOW — how confident are you with your physical appearance? is there anything about it that you are insecure about? is there anything about it that you are happy about or gives you confidence? how do you think people perceive you based on your physical appearance?

🧪 TEST TUBE — if you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what is one thing you absolutely have to resolve and/or do before then?

🤔 THINKING FACE — what three emotions tend to dominate your mindset? do you know why they do?

💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — is there something or someone you find yourself thinking about more often than other things? if so, why do you think you do this?

💀 SKULL — how has [name of person] 's death influenced your outlook on life, if anything?

☀️ SUN — would you describe yourself as more of an introvert or extrovert, or are you somewhere in between? how come?

🪽 WING — if you could choose to have one superpower for a day, what would it be and why? what would you do with it?

✍️ WRITING HAND — what is one thing you wish you were better at? this can be a tactical skill, social skill, hobby, etc.

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DETAILS ABOUT OCS !

send an emoji/description of emoji to learn more about a writer's oc! many of these are taken from my munday asks meme, because i thought it would be fun to make a version for characters too! the prompts are categorized by emoji type and given descriptions in case anyone can't see the symbols. can be used for roleplayers and any general writers alike! for roleplayers, these can also be used for your interpretations of canon characters if you so desire as well!

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. 💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)? 🚗 CAR — does your oc have a driver's license? can they drive/operate any automobiles/machinery besides cars? ✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person? 🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? 💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings? 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? 📚 BOOKS — what level of education has your oc most recently completed/is currently in (GED, undergraduate, grad school, phd, etc)? 🎻 VIOLIN — does your oc play any instruments? what is their skill level (beginner/intermediate/advanced/virtuoso/etc)? 🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities? 🩸 DROP OF BLOOD — what is your oc's blood type?

𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐒. 🎶 MUSICAL NOTES — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often? 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. 💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits? 🔱 TRIDENT EMBLEM — can your oc swim? do they enjoy swimming? 🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons? 🔶 LARGE ORANGE DIAMOND — does your oc know cpr? do they have any other medical expertise? 🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄. 🌈 RAINBOW — what is your oc's sexual orientation/gender identity? what pronouns do they use? 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE — what is your oc's favorite holiday? 🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets? 🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends? 🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal? 🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature? 🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school? 🌴 PALM TREE — does your oc have a green thumb? do they enjoy gardening? 🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒. ❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits? 🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits? 💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits? 💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them? 🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends? 💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? 💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside? 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? 💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background? 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃𝐒. 🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE — when is your oc's birthday? how old are they? what are their sun, moon, & rising signs (if known)? what about their tarot card, ruling planet, & ruling number (if known)? do they fit the typical traits of these sun, moon, & rising signs? 🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)? 🍰 SHORTCAKE — what is/are your oc's favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🍦 SOFT ICE CREAM — what is/are your oc's favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer? 🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast? 🥪 SANDWICH — what does your oc's typical lunch look like? do they usually eat lunch? 🍛 CURRY AND RICE — what does your oc's typical dinner look like? do they usually eat dinner? 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE — does your oc prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? how do they like to take this drink (ex. coffee with milk, hot chocolate with whipped cream, a specific kind of tea, etc)?

𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. 😊 SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES — what are your oc's career/general life desires? what do they want to get the most out of life? 😖 CONFOUNDED FACE — is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved? 🤔 THINKING FACE — what are some of your oc's quirks/mannerisms? 🧐 FACE WITH MONOCLE — is your oc more logical or emotional? 🤓 SMILING FACE WITH GLASSES — is your oc chatty or quiet? are they at ease in social situations, or are they more shy? 🤩 FACE WITH STARRY EYES — is your oc a planner, or are they more spontaneous in their actions? 😥 SAD BUT RELIEVED FACE — is your oc prone to getting stressed out, or is it easy for them to keep their cool? 😓 DOWNCAST FACE WITH SWEAT — is your oc open-minded or stubborn? are they inquisitive or do they prefer to keep to their bubble of knowledge? 😞 DISAPPOINTED FACE — does your oc attract others, or do they tend to be left alone? 🤒 FACE WITH THERMOMETER — does your oc get sick easily? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 FAMILY WITH MOTHER, FATHER, SON AND DAUGHTER — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

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bah  bah,  sheeple  ...  this  week,  the  lambpost  is  bringing  you  our  very  first  HONESTY  HOUR  WEEK  !  from  today,  april  6th,  right  here  and  now  to  next  sunday,  april  13th  inboxes  may  open,  questions  may  flow,  and  rumors  may  fester.

we  ask  that  if  you'd  like  to  participate  in  this  honesty  week,  that  you:

like  this  post  so  we  know  you'd  like  to  participate.

open  your  inboxes  so  others  may  enter  your  dreams  AND  that  you  send  back  the  same energy to them.

send  in  secrets,  rumors,  did  -  you  -  hears  to  us,  the  lambpost  !

ask  memes  ( this and this ) will  be  reblogged  shortly,  please  reblog  them  if  you'd  like  your  muses  to  be  asked  them  -  though  it's  not  mandatory  !

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WEEK OF MARCH 24-31, 2025 — according to 🌙 ...

do what you will with what's presented, but you must resign to your fate.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and nobody serves it cooler than a SCORPIO. But if things were to grow dire, would their VIRGO partner in crime plead guilty in their stead?

Carpe diem, CANCER! Time to reap your loom of the week for it seems to be the most fruitful one yet. TIP: Spend your unexpected $100 find on a brunch at Café Marta to celebrate the negative results of your pregnancy scare.

SAGITTARIUS and CAPRICORNS are intergalactically entertwined yet they cannot seem to move past each other’s icks. If the bar is at the top of the bean-stalk, the average-sized humans should have the right to access an escalator for aid.

PISCES, do not fret. That chain email might not have any real and tangible consequences upon failure to meet its requirements, but sending it forward might ignite a new spark in your life. But be careful navigating your inbox in case of unsorted spam; by now, many scammers have learned your information by heart.

Warning! Class D fire hazard. For continued protection against risk of fire, all LEOS and ARIES are strongly advised couples’ counseling as well as therapy for everybody within their social circle.

A GEMINI shall feel rightfully justified for their first-date obsessive background checks when a particular night with an AQUARIUS ends in utter disaster. A quick skim of somebody’s Facebook page would have never hurt as much as blind faith.

Good fortune for the LIBRAS seeking transactional dynamics: TAURUS is back in season and eager to spoil. All dating apps will be 50% off and awaiting their re-download, as long as they do not mind somebody a little bit older.