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C’est quoi « mogged » ??

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU'RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

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I would join a book club if it was filled with haters and contrarians

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Just another gay doodle while I try to get better at drawing with the iPad 🍆 ✨ ,

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det not

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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I heard some … WOMEN -_- … are POACHING bisexual men for themselves… HANDS OFF LADIES!! Theyre all for ME!!!!!

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Obsessed with the AI-generated bougie grinch girls…….

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"mmm yummy grandmas tamales ."

"i am soo happy to eat grandmas tamales."

+50 HP

You have been given the STRENGTH and RESOLVE needed to commit suicide during Grandmas Family Gathering!

Proceed?

|》 YES □ NO

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AND THUS SAID THE LORD, "Beware the man with a 25 inch dick, for his presence shall bring on the end times! He will be my son, and you must listen to him, as his guidance is the only thing that can save your souls when the time comes!"

Eons passed, but the legend remained. A young man stands here today on his 21st birthday, 17 inches soft, all natural. He is filled with rage and jealousy at the prospect of falling short of being Gods Son, and hangs himself publically. The blood flow causes it to erect for the first time, reaching the threshold of 25 inches. The onlookers saw this, and cried out to the Lord, for they knew there was nobody left to help them.

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Art I did for the csp contest with a music theme :)

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unreleased lana at the job site is crazy