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Neil already looked horribly mutilated enough in TFC and all those scars were fucking old! And then he went through Evermore! and then he went through Lola and Daddy Dearest! Not a bit of that boy's skin is free from scarring!!!

Everytime i see a fanart of Neil and im just screaming in my head like.

Where are his scars??? Mutilate him!!! I don’t want to see an inch of skin without scars on him! He looks horrifying and thats the beauty of him.

Anyway it makes me mad. Dont be afraid of scarring him.

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Make that boy look like he had nasty intimate acts with a fucking weed wacker NOW

Everytime i see a fanart of Neil and im just screaming in my head like.

Where are his scars??? Mutilate him!!! I don’t want to see an inch of skin without scars on him! He looks horrifying and thats the beauty of him.

Anyway it makes me mad. Dont be afraid of scarring him.

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I'm a firm believer that this is what Andrew looks like a couple years after college when he's on that pro athlete training regimen. My boy is solid!!

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tbh I'm pretty apathetic on the "giving various Foxes (usually Andrew) piercings" tropes, however-

everyone who gives Neil a tongue piercing is right and should say it

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"my comfort college sports team contains 4 actual murders on it" is really weird when you sit and think about it but luckily I'm quick to snap out of it and just enjoy the shenanigans once more

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HAPPY RIKO IS RUSHED OUT IN AN AMBULANCE DAY EVERY ONE

Riko is rushed out in an ambulance.

Day: Friday, April 26th / 27th* Time: 10:10 PM EST

*Due to the Leap Year, I have opted to highlight the day rather than the date to keep the events in occurrence to the 2007 year. I will continue to mark both days accordingly.

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Andrew: Being Known is a fucking pipe dream.

Neil: *walks in*

Andrew: Fucking Exactly-

Do you ever think about no one has ever really, truly wanted Andrew for just himself and not what he could offer them?

And then Neil comes along, who literally “does not swing”, and he wants Andrew and no one else. Even if he’s never allowed to touch him, even if one day Andrew says no and never says yes again, Andrew knows that Neil will only want him not for what he’s offering but just purely for himself

Oh to be known

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And at what point did Neil forget to charge his phone and what kind of speech did Andrew give Neil is response

what i really want to know is how much convincing it took andrew to let neil travel to california alone with his uncle

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Kinda Chunky Andrew Minyard and Long Hair Neil Josten SUPREMACY

"I can bench press you and your mother" Andrew Minyard and "I run fast enough to trigger a speedometer" Neil Josten SUPREMACY

"I'm the one who wanted cats" Andrew Minyard and "I named the cats" Neil Josten SUPREMACY

Ridiculously Broad Shoulders Andrew Minyard and Dump Truck Fat Ass Neil Josten SUPREMACY

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Literally the only thing that can legit make me not have pride for my home state is that it's most likely a trigger for Andrew

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"Who do you like and thus resonate with more: Andrew or Neil?"

Wrong. I resonate with Andrew because we both love Neil. I resonate with Neil because we both love Andrew. There was never any choice involved, there is no 'more' or 'better'. If asked who's better, both Andrew and Neil would point to the other without hesitation. And they'd be right.

they might also point to themselves out of spite and pettiness at such a dumb question. And they'd also be right.

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yet another Andreil fic trope I love with mine whole heart is when Professional Exy Player Andrew meets Nonplaying but Still Exy Junkie Neil and they fall in loooove, and Andrew shuts down the goal for him the first time Neil goes to his game and after winning [big number] to zero, marches to the stands and fucking smooches him live in front of Exy, God, and everybody due to sheer hype of Neil looking at him Like That-

dudes I've bookmarked over 200 Andreil fics, can you tell?

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love me a good "different first meeting" Andreil fic, but I gotta say the best ones, that real gourmet shit, are the ones where Neil catches Andrew's interest by simply being an obstinate asshole with a smart mouth. Usually to defend himself or others. Like-

Andrew, witnesses a scarred up red head with blue eyes being a bitch: Oh no, he's hot!

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Bringing back my love for aftg tv/actor au

Taken from this post (again) (there’s another one here too btw) by @thespineoftherighteous 😌💕 I love it so much lol

I need to do the "are you flexing your abs rn" one too *sighs* one day

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Question for the audience: would we consider this Neil adopting Jean as his first stray?

Neil Josten really came in at the end of The Sunshine Court, with his intimate understanding of the long-term side effects of sexual trauma, and said "He strung the noose himself when he came all the way here to put his hands on you, and I am not afraid to kick the stool out from under him." What an icon. No notes. We could only stan.

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Apparently people wanna get Rick Rolled via Andrew Minyard pranks, would it sweeten the pot knowing its a "Time Traveler's Wife AU" with Neil as the time traveler?

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A fic I'm reading took advantage of Neil not knowing Pop Culture by having Andrew dress him up as Rick Astley for the Halloween bit in book two, but this wasn't revealed directly, only through the Foxes teasing Neil by making lyrical references to confuse him since he couldn't identify his costume. It took three separate references for me to catch on-

I got fucking Rick Rolled by a fucking AFTG fanfic and I have never been more Done in my life

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A fic I'm reading took advantage of Neil not knowing Pop Culture by having Andrew dress him up as Rick Astley for the Halloween bit in book two, but this wasn't revealed directly, only through the Foxes teasing Neil by making lyrical references to confuse him since he couldn't identify his costume. It took three separate references for me to catch on-

I got fucking Rick Rolled by a fucking AFTG fanfic and I have never been more Done in my life